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Two questions that I hate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

1. What are you into?

And when a meet is arranged

2. What would you like to do?

So our profile says what we are into and I'm sorry but I don't do choreographed, scripted flamin shagging.

Rant over

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By *obbobeanMan
over a year ago

dagenham

Just reply with, so you never bothered to read profile then, bye. And then block

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

I get "are you having much luck on here?"

Depending on my mood I either respond with "I'm a single bi female, I can state I have HIV and only do bareback because I want a baby, and I'd still get offers of sex."

Or if I'm in a good mood they get "if you call lots of unimaginative messages daily from guys typing with one hand and the other on their cock, then yes, I have loads of luck."

I'm not naturally sarcastic. Honest!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It bores me. Perhaps this is an indicator of their bedroom antics too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or what have you been up to lately.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'd sooner have the "hi fancy a shag " mob. At least that's a quick yes or no.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I'd sooner have the "hi fancy a shag " mob. At least that's a quick yes or no. "

I chastised one of them last night, and he actually apologised for his inappropriate comments, haha!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If people can't display imagination and eloquence in their messages I dread to think what they're like when it comes to the nitty gritty. No one enjoys awkward moments, especially when it comes to sex.

Sometimes a little prompting is a good thing but a full on script is boring....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd sooner have the "hi fancy a shag " mob. At least that's a quick yes or no. "

Yeah quickest way and then move on

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Not everyone is articulate or able to communicate well via the written word by my goodness some of them communicate very well sexually. Its a couple of messages down the line that you find out usually

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Not everyone is articulate or able to communicate well via the written word by my goodness some of them communicate very well sexually. Its a couple of messages down the line that you find out usually "

Very true. My first love was a simple guy, but no one has loved me better (in any sense of the word).

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I get "nice cock, what can you do with it"?

If I'm in a silly mood, I end up saying that I can make balloon animals out of it.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I get "nice cock, what can you do with it"?

If I'm in a silly mood, I end up saying that I can make balloon animals out of it. "

Oo oo can you do me a giraffe please, or one that you can wear on your head?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I get "nice cock, what can you do with it"?

If I'm in a silly mood, I end up saying that I can make balloon animals out of it.

Oo oo can you do me a giraffe please, or one that you can wear on your head?"

I love wearing cock in my head

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

mine are

1)are you well endowned

2)what size are you (do you have any pics)

its because it means that they haven't bothered to read my profile.... so for it that is a respect thing...

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Do you own a DB9?

What will you wear on the meet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sorry Fabio I shouldn't laugh but I am

No stereotyping there then !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get "are you having much luck on here?"

Depending on my mood I either respond with "I'm a single bi female, I can state I have HIV and only do bareback because I want a baby, and I'd still get offers of sex."

Or if I'm in a good mood they get "if you call lots of unimaginative messages daily from guys typing with one hand and the other on their cock, then yes, I have loads of luck."

I'm not naturally sarcastic. Honest!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get

a) how big is your cock

b) will u you come fuck my wife

answers:

a)lost sky remote and deodorant can so can't measure like the other single males

b)I can't recall ever meeting your wife and until such time no!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you own a DB9?

What will you wear on the meet?"

Yes thats another shite question which is generally answered with "my favourite brown velour track suit". That gets em going I tell you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'How nawty are you?' - It'd be better if they could spell naughty properly.

'Having a good weekend?' - I know it's an innocent question and all, but it gets my goat. I'm unemployed and don't have money to do nice stuff, I think that's why.

'Wanna fuck?'

'I like fat asses.' - Okay I'm a large lady, but there's a thing called tact and manners.

'So what you into?'

'Do you like BBC?' - Why yes, I do. It's much better than ITV.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1. What are you into?

And when a meet is arranged

2. What would you like to do?

So our profile says what we are into and I'm sorry but I don't do choreographed, scripted flamin shagging.

Rant over "

Think there's more important things in life than to worry about that! Lol

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"1. What are you into?

And when a meet is arranged

2. What would you like to do?

So our profile says what we are into and I'm sorry but I don't do choreographed, scripted flamin shagging.

Rant over "

Yes, those grind my gears too. Also 'what are you up to?' (chatting on Fab you idiot), or 'do you have a female friend who'll join in?' (Erm, how about no!)

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"Do you own a DB9?

What will you wear on the meet?

Yes thats another shite question which is generally answered with "my favourite brown velour track suit". That gets em going I tell you!"

My answer is 'snorkel and flippers'.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

They are lazy questions that take two seconds to write but a proper answer would take much longer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you own a DB9?

What will you wear on the meet?

Yes thats another shite question which is generally answered with "my favourite brown velour track suit". That gets em going I tell you!

My answer is 'snorkel and flippers'. "

That's kinky!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'How nawty are you?' - It'd be better if they could spell naughty properly.

'Having a good weekend?' - I know it's an innocent question and all, but it gets my goat. I'm unemployed and don't have money to do nice stuff, I think that's why.

'Wanna fuck?'

'I like fat asses.' - Okay I'm a large lady, but there's a thing called tact and manners.

'So what you into?'

'Do you like BBC?' - Why yes, I do. It's much better than ITV."

Good stuff on channel 5 and sky 1 though as well lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The last time I got asked what I was wearing I said a duffle coat, onesie and wellies

The reply was "What colour are the wellies ?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Want to milk my prostate?...which I kind of expect, but still its not imaginative.

I've had a few lately from the female half of couples (maybe) I'd love to watch my husband fuck you!, and words to that effect.

I no longer open the 'fancy a fuck' mails, its pointless, it would be good if we had a junk section

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

We get 'Nice tits' quite a lot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

on this subject , i would rather someone ask what we want, rather than read the profile and take for granted we want to do everything we like on that particular meet.

there are times when we just want an easy time, others when its all full on lol.

however, the majority of the comments that people hate, are usual conversational comments, so how on earth do people converse over messages nowadays without coming across as unimaginative?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have my flag up and whilst writing the above, I have received.

Subject: Hi

Mail: Wuu2

As I came back here to share, I thinking wuu2??? And oh my it means...what you up to?.....DELETE....I think this is a prime example of who gets laid a lot....not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They are lazy questions that take two seconds to write but a proper answer would take much longer.

"

Thats annoying from the other side, when you take the time to read the profile and send a message showing a genuine interest, stickin a bit of humour in and asking genuine questions, to only get a one/two word reply with no option of keeping the conversation going! Id rather it was just deleted!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"1. What are you into?

And when a meet is arranged

2. What would you like to do?

So our profile says what we are into and I'm sorry but I don't do choreographed, scripted flamin shagging.

Rant over

Think there's more important things in life than to worry about that! Lol

"

Ha blood ha - thank you for the diverting message now get out my inbox

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Diverting??? Doh riveting !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Ha blood ha - thank you for the diverting message now get out my inbox "

Is that out the inbox or in the outbox?

Im confused

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