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Favourite one liners

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Love one liners what's your favourite

Here's a couple to start things off

Age is mind over matter, if you don't mind it don't matter.

War is gods way of teaching Americans geography.

If I agreed with you we would both be wrong.

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.

I don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die.

They call it “pms” because “mad cow disease” was already taken.

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You use your tongue better than a twenty dollar whore!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really need to confront my phobia of German sausages, but I fear the wurst......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sister-in-law sat on my glasses and broke them. It was my own fault. I should have taken them off......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met a beautiful girl down at the park today. Sparks flew, she fell at my feet and we ended up having sex there and then. God, I love my new Taser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not overweight I'm undertall

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

I'm just a sex object. He wants sex and I object.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There it goes, the last fuck I give!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're about as much use as a cock flavoured lolly pop!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sit ony face and pedal my ears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sit ony face and pedal my ears"

Not one I've heard before, made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are the living proof of the desireability of the constant use of the contraceptive in the home.....

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By *RYBBWCouple
over a year ago

Leeds.

Nuttier than a squirrels fart.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

The best way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.

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