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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So, we all know some people have to prove the size of their Johnson by using inane objects as a scale. My question is, whats the best (worst) ruler you have seen?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oddly enough it was actually a ruler!

In one shot it was blatantly 4ft below his cock, thus making it look much bigger.

In another he must have impaled himself on it as you could clearly see the number 4 at the base - which greatly helped him achieve the number 10 by the tip of his knob!

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

I've seen someone use a lemon!!

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By *ornieandhotCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Oddly enough it was actually a ruler!

In one shot it was blatantly 4ft below his cock, thus making it look much bigger.

In another he must have impaled himself on it as you could clearly see the number 4 at the base - which greatly helped him achieve the number 10 by the tip of his knob! "

Nearly choked on my sandwich then lol

D x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was going to compare mine with an Action Mans so mine would look huge but he hasn't got one

Poor Action Girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mine was a giant lighter...it made my cock look tiny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've seen someone use a lemon!! "

and it stung...nicely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maggie thatcher

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've seen someone use a lemon!!

and it stung...nicely"

Hope you didn't get it in your eye!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just find someone with very very small hands, it will look passable in the pic then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loving the lynx can! Not !!!! Other body sprays/deodorants are available. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been relentlessly looking for a miniature Red Bull can; & when I find one - 'watch out ladies!!!'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Loving the lynx can! Not !!!! Other body sprays/deodorants are available. Lol "

Hmmmmm, maybe I could use the travel size one! only £1 in asda, cheaper than surgery, and smell fresh. Win, win.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Loving the lynx can! Not !!!! Other body sprays/deodorants are available. Lol "

I used one of those miniature lynx bullets once. Had to take the pic off due to gals saying my knob would be too big for them! Haha.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I got a message off a guy who had photoshopped in a can of Raid next to his willy. I didn't have the heart to point out he'd left his hand in the pic.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just find someone with very very small hands, it will look passable in the pic then"

Jeremy Beadle had a tiny willy, but on the other hand it looked bigger!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys use all sorts to measure the size of the manhood. What can women use to measure the size of there breasts ?? Do I hold a grapefruit or water melon up against them lol

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Guys use all sorts to measure the size of the manhood. What can women use to measure the size of there breasts ?? Do I hold a grapefruit or water melon up against them lol

Xxx "

Balls, footballs, they come in sizes one to five, a good barometer which any bloke worth his salt will understand! Either that, or the old fashioned way to measure a horse, but just put the word 's full after it.

E.g; My breasts are two hand's full!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guys use all sorts to measure the size of the manhood. What can women use to measure the size of there breasts ?? Do I hold a grapefruit or water melon up against them lol

Xxx "

How about a guys hands?

Of course in the interests of consistency all women on site would need to use the same set of hands - else this would be a pointless exercise!

Yes - it's a dirty job and could cause repetitive strain injury in the poor guys digits. But purely in the interests of science I guess I could manage!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Guys use all sorts to measure the size of the manhood. What can women use to measure the size of there breasts ?? Do I hold a grapefruit or water melon up against them lol

Xxx "

Hands. Men seem to like those pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guys use all sorts to measure the size of the manhood. What can women use to measure the size of there breasts ?? Do I hold a grapefruit or water melon up against them lol

Xxx "

pumpkin...its october

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

I think my boobies are a perfect handful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need an offer or maybe two.

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard


"Guys use all sorts to measure the size of the manhood. What can women use to measure the size of there breasts ?? Do I hold a grapefruit or water melon up against them lol

Xxx "

I've got action man between mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A packet of Hobnobs Perhaps the only way he get his oats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just find someone with very very small hands, it will look passable in the pic then"

I never put my hands near my will for pics as I have huge hands and im not that well built to start with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just find someone with very very small hands, it will look passable in the pic then

I never put my hands near my will for pics as I have huge hands and im not that well built to start with"

typo my willy soz before I got jumped on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just find someone with very very small hands, it will look passable in the pic then

Jeremy Beadle had a tiny willy, but on the other hand it looked bigger! "

Ooosh! Old but allways makes me giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just find someone with very very small hands, it will look passable in the pic then

Jeremy Beadle had a tiny willy, but on the other hand it looked bigger!

Ooosh! Old but allways makes me giggle"

Jeremy Beadle stripped naked on stage in my local for the 'save the children fund' - so don't knock him!!!

.......but 'errrrrrrrrm'

He was a top guy!! ..........but not in the fabulous sense, of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"mine was a giant lighter...it made my cock look tiny"

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset


"So, we all know some people have to prove the size of their Johnson by using inane objects as a scale. My question is, whats the best (worst) ruler you have seen?"

Lol at Johnson

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