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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've got no bloody milk for me fooking coffee!!!!! Ah hang on I don't take milk

I'm just trying to be more like my name that's all , as you were

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You sound like you're having the kind of day I've been having for a while now.

Im thinking of starting a support group. Or building a hugging machine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You sound like you're having the kind of day I've been having for a while now.

Im thinking of starting a support group. Or building a hugging machine. "

sign me up.... and I'll help with the hugging machine, not sure how, though

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Quit moaning woman lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

If we all spoon we can hug and be hugged. It will need to form a circle or the ends will miss out. Or, if they are willing to risk it the ends could remain open so that others can join when they see what's happening.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If we all spoon we can hug and be hugged. It will need to form a circle or the ends will miss out. Or, if they are willing to risk it the ends could remain open so that others can join when they see what's happening."

am I spooning you lickety or are you spooning me? xx

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I have two cuddling devices. They both have fur and purr. Unfortunately cuddles are dispensed on their terms rather than mine.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"If we all spoon we can hug and be hugged. It will need to form a circle or the ends will miss out. Or, if they are willing to risk it the ends could remain open so that others can join when they see what's happening.

am I spooning you lickety or are you spooning me? xx"

I'll go on the inside I think.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I have two cuddling devices. They both have fur and purr. Unfortunately cuddles are dispensed on their terms rather than mine."

Will they cuddle at the same time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have two cuddling devices. They both have fur and purr. Unfortunately cuddles are dispensed on their terms rather than mine.

Will they cuddle at the same time?"

I have one of those cuddling me now!

I think he's just a bit sad and confused seeing as he lost his nuts yesterday!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hugging machine sounds good

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I have two cuddling devices. They both have fur and purr. Unfortunately cuddles are dispensed on their terms rather than mine.

Will they cuddle at the same time?"

Sometimes though not often. They are quite big though so one is usually enough.

They sleep on the bed with me at night and it's common to have one pressed up against me on one side and the other pressed up on the other side. I'm wedged in the middle and it makes turning over virtually impossible.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I have two cuddling devices. They both have fur and purr. Unfortunately cuddles are dispensed on their terms rather than mine.

Will they cuddle at the same time?

I have one of those cuddling me now!

I think he's just a bit sad and confused seeing as he lost his nuts yesterday! "

He's seeking sympathy and solace from you? I hope yours are tucked away and you're not goading him with your gonads.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have two cuddling devices. They both have fur and purr. Unfortunately cuddles are dispensed on their terms rather than mine.

Will they cuddle at the same time?

I have one of those cuddling me now!

I think he's just a bit sad and confused seeing as he lost his nuts yesterday! "

Aw poor thing i feel so sorry for him.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh ffs who turned my thread into a pussy cuddling thread come on own up ? All I wanted to do was have a dam good moan and you lot go talking about pussy cuddling. It's not on I tell ya !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh ffs who turned my thread into a pussy cuddling thread come on own up ? All I wanted to do was have a dam good moan and you lot go talking about pussy cuddling. It's not on I tell ya !!! "

Haha Moo. Well it wasnt me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh ffs who turned my thread into a pussy cuddling thread come on own up ? All I wanted to do was have a dam good moan and you lot go talking about pussy cuddling. It's not on I tell ya !!! "

How's the eye?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Oh ffs who turned my thread into a pussy cuddling thread come on own up ? All I wanted to do was have a dam good moan and you lot go talking about pussy cuddling. It's not on I tell ya !!! "

That would be me. It was a suggestion in place of a cuddle machine. Sowwy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh ffs who turned my thread into a pussy cuddling thread come on own up ? All I wanted to do was have a dam good moan and you lot go talking about pussy cuddling. It's not on I tell ya !!!

How's the eye? "

Look I won't pop it again , will save it just for you on the 26th ok

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh ffs who turned my thread into a pussy cuddling thread come on own up ? All I wanted to do was have a dam good moan and you lot go talking about pussy cuddling. It's not on I tell ya !!!

That would be me. It was a suggestion in place of a cuddle machine. Sowwy "

I'm only jealous cos I don't have a pussy to cuddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh ffs who turned my thread into a pussy cuddling thread come on own up ? All I wanted to do was have a dam good moan and you lot go talking about pussy cuddling. It's not on I tell ya !!!

How's the eye?

Look I won't pop it again , will save it just for you on the 26th ok "

Nooooo!

It'll be that big by then you'll look like you have a second head!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Oh ffs who turned my thread into a pussy cuddling thread come on own up ? All I wanted to do was have a dam good moan and you lot go talking about pussy cuddling. It's not on I tell ya !!!

That would be me. It was a suggestion in place of a cuddle machine. Sowwy "

Apropos nothing in particular perhaps your name could just be Insert Here?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh ffs who turned my thread into a pussy cuddling thread come on own up ? All I wanted to do was have a dam good moan and you lot go talking about pussy cuddling. It's not on I tell ya !!!

How's the eye?

Look I won't pop it again , will save it just for you on the 26th ok

Nooooo!

It'll be that big by then you'll look like you have a second head! "

Oh just think of all that pus , it will be a pus fest

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Oh ffs who turned my thread into a pussy cuddling thread come on own up ? All I wanted to do was have a dam good moan and you lot go talking about pussy cuddling. It's not on I tell ya !!!

How's the eye?

Look I won't pop it again , will save it just for you on the 26th ok

Nooooo!

It'll be that big by then you'll look like you have a second head! "

You have two heads, why can't Moody?

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Oh ffs who turned my thread into a pussy cuddling thread come on own up ? All I wanted to do was have a dam good moan and you lot go talking about pussy cuddling. It's not on I tell ya !!!

How's the eye? "

Is it time to call on nurse evie yet?

Do we get filmic evidence that you're not hatching martians in there?

And on the pussy cuddling front if you want a whinge you should have endured what I did when I got back from hols! My cat sitter fed them exactly what I asked her not to and I had to clear up twelve piles of fishy cat sick, the mess where one hadn't made it to the litter tray and to top it off she came slinking out all sorry for herself wanting cuddles and got a bath instead!!!

Yep, pussy cuddles can be lovely but not fishy poohy ones

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh ffs who turned my thread into a pussy cuddling thread come on own up ? All I wanted to do was have a dam good moan and you lot go talking about pussy cuddling. It's not on I tell ya !!!

How's the eye?

Look I won't pop it again , will save it just for you on the 26th ok

Nooooo!

It'll be that big by then you'll look like you have a second head!

You have two heads, why can't Moody? "

I was going to say he can have his 2 heads I will make do with 2 boobs but then obi has moobs so doesn't really work

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Oh ffs who turned my thread into a pussy cuddling thread come on own up ? All I wanted to do was have a dam good moan and you lot go talking about pussy cuddling. It's not on I tell ya !!!

That would be me. It was a suggestion in place of a cuddle machine. Sowwy

I'm only jealous cos I don't have a pussy to cuddle "

I could lend you one if you were nearer. Girl kitty is a right cuddle tart and will claim the lap of almost anyone who sits still for more than a minute.

More than one visiting Fabster has been assigned cuddling duty.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Oh ffs who turned my thread into a pussy cuddling thread come on own up ? All I wanted to do was have a dam good moan and you lot go talking about pussy cuddling. It's not on I tell ya !!!

That would be me. It was a suggestion in place of a cuddle machine. Sowwy

Apropos nothing in particular perhaps your name could just be Insert Here?"

It could. I'm still mulling at the moment. Voluptuous Virago is possible but I'm not totally sold.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh ffs who turned my thread into a pussy cuddling thread come on own up ? All I wanted to do was have a dam good moan and you lot go talking about pussy cuddling. It's not on I tell ya !!!

That would be me. It was a suggestion in place of a cuddle machine. Sowwy

I'm only jealous cos I don't have a pussy to cuddle

I could lend you one if you were nearer. Girl kitty is a right cuddle tart and will claim the lap of almost anyone who sits still for more than a minute.

More than one visiting Fabster has been assigned cuddling duty."

I would have taken you up on that , always had cats until I left x and I really miss them. Used to have one that would stick a paw on each shoulder and suck my ear

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