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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How can I have got up the wrong side of the bed when I can't get out the other side

I need more coffee and preferably brought to me by a naked man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the answer lies in the same place as where my mojo and self-confidence went.

Though if it helps, I have a espresso machine and a bed you can get out of either side of (naked barista services optional)

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Obviously you were supposed to get out the other side this morning but couldn't and therefore you were forced to get out of the wrong side.

I could also do with coffee in bed. Really struggling with enthusiasm for today.

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By *ucky1Man
over a year ago

a straightjacket

The solution to this problem, is to maybe try getting out from the bottom of your bed......just a thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

must be something in the air, I feel like that too.... coffee in bed would be wonderful, along with a nice cuddle

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By *tressfreeMan
over a year ago

Northampton

I suppose he'd have to climb over you to get in...tut tut lol

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By *tuartb1970Man
over a year ago

tunbridge wells

if i got out the wrong side of bed i would hit the wall

no amount of coffee would sort that sort of pain out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How can I have got up the wrong side of the bed when I can't get out the other side

I need more coffee and preferably brought to me by a naked man "

Try taking a naked man to be with you

Ready available coffee maker - amongst other things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's simple Moody!

Tonight sleep with your head at the other end!

It'll feel like you're getting out of the other side tomorrow morning then!

No charge - have that one on me!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"It's simple Moody!

Tonight sleep with your head at the other end!

It'll feel like you're getting out of the other side tomorrow morning then!

No charge - have that one on me! "

a, if there's one thing worse than getting out of the wrong side of the bed it's sleeping at the wrong END of the bed!!

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By *tressfreeMan
over a year ago

Northampton


"It's simple Moody!

Tonight sleep with your head at the other end!

It'll feel like you're getting out of the other side tomorrow morning then!

No charge - have that one on me!

a, if there's one thing worse than getting out of the wrong side of the bed it's sleeping at the wrong END of the bed!!"

Falling out? That's worse !

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"It's simple Moody!

Tonight sleep with your head at the other end!

It'll feel like you're getting out of the other side tomorrow morning then!

No charge - have that one on me!

a, if there's one thing worse than getting out of the wrong side of the bed it's sleeping at the wrong END of the bed!!"

That's just so wrong, isn't it? I'd be facing the window with my head near the door. I don't think I could do it even if I passed out d*unk.

I need my water topping up and fancy a fried egg in my cheesy muffin please. Where is that naked man?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's simple Moody!

Tonight sleep with your head at the other end!

It'll feel like you're getting out of the other side tomorrow morning then!

No charge - have that one on me!

a, if there's one thing worse than getting out of the wrong side of the bed it's sleeping at the wrong END of the bed!!

That's just so wrong, isn't it? I'd be facing the window with my head near the door. I don't think I could do it even if I passed out d*unk.

I need my water topping up and fancy a fried egg in my cheesy muffin please. Where is that naked man?"

Gives me the willies just thinking about sleeping that way mmmmm willies just thought of the only good reason to be that way round

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"It's simple Moody!

Tonight sleep with your head at the other end!

It'll feel like you're getting out of the other side tomorrow morning then!

No charge - have that one on me!

a, if there's one thing worse than getting out of the wrong side of the bed it's sleeping at the wrong END of the bed!!

That's just so wrong, isn't it? I'd be facing the window with my head near the door. I don't think I could do it even if I passed out d*unk.

I need my water topping up and fancy a fried egg in my cheesy muffin please. Where is that naked man?

Gives me the willies just thinking about sleeping that way mmmmm willies just thought of the only good reason to be that way round "

Actually, you are correct. That way round works for hanging my head off the end of the bed for any handy willies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's simple Moody!

Tonight sleep with your head at the other end!

It'll feel like you're getting out of the other side tomorrow morning then!

No charge - have that one on me! "

You men..... you have an answer for everything

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By *ittle nelWoman
over a year ago

Merseyside


"How can I have got up the wrong side of the bed when I can't get out the other side

I need more coffee and preferably brought to me by a naked man "

im not naked or a man but the coffee is fresh an there are tea cakes an bagels.......I would like to know I've written up with a hang over when I've not had a drink for a week??

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By *ittle nelWoman
over a year ago

Merseyside

woken*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still in bed, so mood undecided as yet....do I go left or go right?? And coffee will follow shortly after ;D

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'm still in bed, so mood undecided as yet....do I go left or go right?? And coffee will follow shortly after ;D"

I love your name and location. I was talking to someone at work yesterday about the street names in London and what they mean.

Go one way then return to bed and go the other. If one felt better than the other make that your choice for the day. I have to go right.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How can I have got up the wrong side of the bed when I can't get out the other side

I need more coffee and preferably brought to me by a naked man

im not naked or a man but the coffee is fresh an there are tea cakes an bagels.......I would like to know I've written up with a hang over when I've not had a drink for a week?? "

You have made my morning and I will move to the other side of bed if you bringing tea cakes and bagels. I have paracetamol , water and a banana for your head

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's simple Moody!

Tonight sleep with your head at the other end!

It'll feel like you're getting out of the other side tomorrow morning then!

No charge - have that one on me!

a, if there's one thing worse than getting out of the wrong side of the bed it's sleeping at the wrong END of the bed!!

That's just so wrong, isn't it? I'd be facing the window with my head near the door. I don't think I could do it even if I passed out d*unk.

I need my water topping up and fancy a fried egg in my cheesy muffin please. Where is that naked man?

Gives me the willies just thinking about sleeping that way mmmmm willies just thought of the only good reason to be that way round

Actually, you are correct. That way round works for hanging my head off the end of the bed for any handy willies."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find music is the most effective way of altering my mood, stick something happy on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm still in bed, so mood undecided as yet....do I go left or go right?? And coffee will follow shortly after ;D

I love your name and location. I was talking to someone at work yesterday about the street names in London and what they mean.

Go one way then return to bed and go the other. If one felt better than the other make that your choice for the day. I have to go right."

I opted for right ...Gropecunt was in London, now called Grape Lane, and yes, streets were named after, what went on on them, so lots of cunt grabbing

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'm still in bed, so mood undecided as yet....do I go left or go right?? And coffee will follow shortly after ;D

I love your name and location. I was talking to someone at work yesterday about the street names in London and what they mean.

Go one way then return to bed and go the other. If one felt better than the other make that your choice for the day. I have to go right.

I opted for right ...Gropecunt was in London, now called Grape Lane, and yes, streets were named after, what went on on them, so lots of cunt grabbing "

I know where Gropecunt was. We were explaining the London Wall to someone and why there are so many streets/places with gate in the name. Love Lane in other places were also for the groping.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's simple Moody!

Tonight sleep with your head at the other end!

It'll feel like you're getting out of the other side tomorrow morning then!

No charge - have that one on me!

a, if there's one thing worse than getting out of the wrong side of the bed it's sleeping at the wrong END of the bed!!

That's just so wrong, isn't it? I'd be facing the window with my head near the door. I don't think I could do it even if I passed out d*unk.

I need my water topping up and fancy a fried egg in my cheesy muffin please. Where is that naked man?"

I hope u will b giving your cheesy muffin a good wash before many more hours of the day pass

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