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What is the funniest thing you received during messaging?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When we first started out I didn't have an age limit on here so 18 year olds were messaging me, that got old really quick when they were only after one thing lol anyway....after one particular message

I asked the guy if he read my profile and if he knew what a BBW was he replied "yeah you like girls right?"

Hahahaha wow needless to say I upped my aged limit a couple years, but so far that's the funniest thing I got back in a message

There's more but that always makes me laugh!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When we first started out I didn't have an age limit on here so 18 year olds were messaging me, that got old really quick when they were only after one thing lol anyway....after one particular message

I asked the guy if he read my profile and if he knew what a BBW was he replied "yeah you like girls right?"

Hahahaha wow needless to say I upped my aged limit a couple years, but so far that's the funniest thing I got back in a message

There's more but that always makes me laugh!! "

Nothing overly funny really, - I just didn't like seeing you all alone here!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Aww aren't you just too sweet NO worries, I'm a big girl, it's okay some topics just don't take off, and this was one of them

Thanx again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your welcome - actually the worst thing I received was a nasty virus......... - hold on, that was a meet I think, sorry "Ö"

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By *i de BiCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

Message from a guy was.....

"I don't suck cock or do anal !"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your welcome - actually the worst thing I received was a nasty virus......... - hold on, that was a meet I think, sorry "Ö" "

Haha Oh my!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Received a message from " a genuine " single guy so checked his profile out which had a meet request which said " married guy looking to meet couples " !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A meet request. I nearly pissed myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a message this morning saying, marry me. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Received a message from " a genuine " single guy so checked his profile out which had a meet request which said " married guy looking to meet couples " !!!!! "

Lol...guess he forgot to change it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I got a message this morning saying, marry me. Lol "

Nice how sweet

I just received one that said "Please don't leave me." uhh I wasn't aware we were together lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A meet request. I nearly pissed myself "

Scratching me head.... Do explain lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey lips!! ;/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if they could use a picture of my feet as their screensaver. I did think it was sweet that he asked first

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey lips!! ;/"

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"if they could use a picture of my feet as their screensaver. I did think it was sweet that he asked first "

That is different

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just been asked if I shit the bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just woke up to... 'want to come play with daddy?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just woke up to... 'want to come play with daddy?' "

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By *ibertyCouple
over a year ago

wrexham

Guy was supposed to be bringing us some bacca back from hols when he text to say how much it was there. Next day he sent my wife text saying " Do you still want golden vagina? ". lmfao and told him we'd have two golden vaginas at that price. lol

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Your welcome - actually the worst thing I received was a nasty virus......... - hold on, that was a meet I think, sorry "Ö"

Haha Oh my! "

I got one asking if the health issues I mention in my profile is swingers code for having an STI!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

had one the other day from someone after sending them just a general chit chat message your my plan for tonight i had to pinch myself to make sure i wasn't dreaming lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your welcome - actually the worst thing I received was a nasty virus......... - hold on, that was a meet I think, sorry "Ö"

Haha Oh my!

I got one asking if the health issues I mention in my profile is swingers code for having an STI! "

Ha!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Guy was supposed to be bringing us some bacca back from hols when he text to say how much it was there. Next day he sent my wife text saying " Do you still want golden vagina? ". lmfao and told him we'd have two golden vaginas at that price. lol "

Haha nice

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just been asked if I shit the bed "

What!!!! Lol oh sweet lord some people! Smdh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just woke up to... 'want to come play with daddy?' "

Smh

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By *ickedxxxCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Had a msg of a guy saying he would like to try mmf can we help? We said "sorry not looking for anymore single guys at the moment". The reply was "that's ok can I have a pair of your wifes knickers then"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Had a msg of a guy saying he would like to try mmf can we help? We said "sorry not looking for anymore single guys at the moment". The reply was "that's ok can I have a pair of your wifes knickers then" "

Hahaha oh my word! The boldness of some people!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had an opening message once of "can I buy your cum soaked knickers"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had an opening message once of "can I buy your cum soaked knickers" "

I can honestly say I've never heard that one before lol

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