FabSwingers.com forum: What are GCHQ actualy listening to?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Who is saying and typing bad things?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They watch EVERYTHING! Every email every text!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They watch EVERYTHING! Every email every text!

Not me talking to my mum I bet they would be board shitless.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

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Jazz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jazz "
Mags

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They watch EVERYTHING! Every email every text!

Not me talking to my mum I bet they would be board shitless."
Y

Your mam might be the kingpin and ruler of the underworld.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They watch EVERYTHING! Every email every text!

Not me talking to my mum I bet they would be board shitless.Y

Your mam might be the kingpin and ruler of the underworld.

I don't think so mum is on the pension and buys home brand beans.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They watch EVERYTHING! Every email every text!

Not me talking to my mum I bet they would be board shitless.Y

Your mam might be the kingpin and ruler of the underworld.

I don't think so mum is on the pension and buys home brand beans. "

Ah, you see - full of methane gas!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They watch EVERYTHING! Every email every text!

Not me talking to my mum I bet they would be board shitless.Y

Your mam might be the kingpin and ruler of the underworld.

I don't think so mum is on the pension and buys home brand beans. "

Hold on that could be a terrorist code - she's buying a means to make organic methane, this could be explosive

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

If I told you,,,,,,,

I d have to kill you,,

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

They collect an immense amount, Some is never checked (or kept for later) the bulk is automatically scanned, some thrown up as important.

When you are collecting raw data you do have to sort it through.

Shopping lists are of great interest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently the system looks for certain combinations of key words. The key words being ones identified by secret services as having a terrorist or espionage purpose. The words "plant and bomb" in a text or email may flag up but if GCHQ know what the code words for bomb and plant is then it gets flagged up

Got this from a old friend who 13 years ago told me about these unmanned planes that can be used to patrol and attack targets; what we now know as drones

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By *sprey6Man
over a year ago

Here!

I got an email from GCHQ lay night. ............

They told me to grow up and so using text speak! !!!!!!

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

try texting

president Obama thought Cameron diaz looked the bomb during the her visit to the white house and would love to annihilate her

enough key words in there to get them foaming at the mouth lol

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Apparently the system looks for certain combinations of key words. The key words being ones identified by secret services as having a terrorist or espionage purpose. The words "plant and bomb" in a text or email may flag up but if GCHQ know what the code words for bomb and plant is then it gets flagged up

Got this from a old friend who 13 years ago told me about these unmanned planes that can be used to patrol and attack targets; what we now know as drones "

Now you've done it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They watch EVERYTHING! Every email every text!

Not me talking to my mum I bet they would be board shitless.Y

Your mam might be the kingpin and ruler of the underworld.

I don't think so mum is on the pension and buys home brand beans.

Hold on that could be a terrorist code - she's buying a means to make organic methane, this could be explosive

Mum never farts! I asked her once and she said she didn't

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