FabSwingers.com forum: Unusual excretions where did ones such as 'Like a dog with two dicks' originate?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do you have a favorite?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excretions?! Good lord.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need to check your Spell Checker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Expressions? Yes!

Excretions? Nope!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Expressions for the confused

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Expressions for the confused"

I used to be confused - but now I'm not sure!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the expression 'built like the gable end of a five pound note' in ref to someone very thin lol

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

'Face like a bulldog licking a thistle' is very descriptive.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Do you mean poop ??

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

I find the expression 'shaking like a shitting dog' really awful yet it seems appropriate for this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg I've just nearly choked on my Dinner @ the typo.

Like the back end of a bus seems to be used a lot on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I find the expression 'shaking like a shitting dog' really awful yet it seems appropriate for this thread"

I love this one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one on here is gushing like a fountain which just comes across as pissing said that way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My personal favourite for fab is two heads one brain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, my nan was good at these...face likea ruptured custard springs to mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"face like a ripped dap" I think this is a Welsh one, dap= shoe,or more accurately a plimsole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I find the expression 'shaking like a shitting dog' really awful yet it seems appropriate for this thread"

They really do shake when shitting though they shake a lot.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

'As useless as a chocolate tea pot' is my favourite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well ive heard of talking shit before but this thread takes it to a new reality

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