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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Real women check oil and water.

Know how to hang a shelf and don't have to use a spirit level.

Chop wood.

Are not afraid to ask for directions.

Cook a mean chili con carne.

Hate pictures of men with their underwear halfway down their knees.

Anything else?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can wallpaper, tile, lay lino, bake, BBQ, referee teenage battles, bricklay..

...and still look gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Change a fuse ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suck a golf ball through a hosepipe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well, of course. That goes without saying.

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By *icechap50Man
over a year ago

Dudley

Know their place is in the kitchen

Oh shit did I just say that

I'm out of here

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Can navigate from maps and parallel park!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How to garden ha

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Real Women dont bother to stand up to fart in the bath

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Real women don't see the need to light them either.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

The water might hinder them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can change a tyre!

Know how to fillet a cow... or a rabbit... or a no good lying fabber

Down a pint in one go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can change a tyre!

Know how to fillet a cow... or a rabbit... or a no good lying fabber

Down a pint in one go!"

I am in agreement so far with everything except the pint! Yuck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Real women are at least picture verified ......

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By *osweet69Couple
over a year ago

portsmouth

Real women need a real man.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Can change a tyre!

Know how to fillet a cow... or a rabbit... or a no good lying fabber

Down a pint in one go!"

Haha, Filleted Fabber in a madiera jus!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Real women don't need a man to carry their bags.

Real women can multi task.

Real women mow the grass without any fuss.

Real women do a job when it needs to be done, not 6 months later.

Real women can handle more than one cock at once.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can change a tyre!

Know how to fillet a cow... or a rabbit... or a no good lying fabber

Down a pint in one go!

I am in agreement so far with everything except the pint! Yuck! "

Depends what it's a pint of.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Real women need a real man."

and a real man knows a woman's worth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can change a tyre!

Know how to fillet a cow... or a rabbit... or a no good lying fabber

Down a pint in one go!

I am in agreement so far with everything except the pint! Yuck!

Depends what it's a pint of. "

Definitely not any type of beer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Real women don't lie back and think of England.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can change a tyre!

Know how to fillet a cow... or a rabbit... or a no good lying fabber

Down a pint in one go!

I am in agreement so far with everything except the pint! Yuck!

Depends what it's a pint of.

Definitely not any type of beer "

I wasn't thinking of beer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Real women don't lie back and think of England. "

No they ride

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can change a tyre!

Know how to fillet a cow... or a rabbit... or a no good lying fabber

Down a pint in one go!

I am in agreement so far with everything except the pint! Yuck!

Depends what it's a pint of.

Definitely not any type of beer

I wasn't thinking of beer."

I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Real women need a real man."

I don't agree about putting shelves up without a spirit level though, that's plain daft .

Real women jump on the sofa or get that monster of a spider with the vacuum cleaner (hey we have to be fallible somewhere along the line ).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Real women are at least picture verified ...... "

Woohoo I am real then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Obviously, real women don't need men

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By *osweet69Couple
over a year ago

portsmouth


"Real women need a real man.

and a real man knows a woman's worth "
Yes they do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Real women can't parallel park for toffee

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

can catch an incey wincey spider in a glass and free it..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Real women can't parallel park for toffee"

Bollocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Real women can't parallel park for toffee

Bollocks "

If they can't do it for toffee they certainly can't do it for bollocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Real women can't parallel park for toffee

Bollocks

If they can't do it for toffee they certainly can't do it for bollocks"

Oi Mister where are you?

Kindly tell this man he is talking out his bum about my parking!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can change a tyre!

Know how to fillet a cow... or a rabbit... or a no good lying fabber

Down a pint in one go!"

I can butcher! I don't drink pints tho

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have massive hairy spiders here in autumn. No problem removing them with my bare hands.

And yes, I can hang shelves exactly level without using any visual help.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Real women can't parallel park for toffee

Bollocks

If they can't do it for toffee they certainly can't do it for bollocks

Oi Mister where are you?

Kindly tell this man he is talking out his bum about my parking!!! "

He is indeed. You are an excellent parker!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Real women don't give a stuff what anyone else thinks, they know their own worth.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Real women need a real man.

and a real man knows a woman's worth "

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Real women can't parallel park for toffee"

Can too! AND have an innate sense of direction that knows which way is right when the man is totally lost! Ha!

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Real women don't have to prove they are real women by comparing their capabilities to those commonly attributed to men.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

What numpty posted a 'woman bashing' post. Look whats happened

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

real women moan and whinge?? oh isnt that all women lol joking I love u all really

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"real women moan and whinge?? oh isnt that all women lol joking I love u all really "

Oh God

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"real women moan and whinge?? oh isnt that all women lol joking I love u all really

Oh God"

I know ive dropped the bomb, im outta here before I get lynched

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Corr blimey well I don't have a dog and bark myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fuck after reading all this im now convinced i must be a man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im not saying anything, it will be wrong no matter what I say,

I always loose against mrs hedo , so im not going to argue with a room full of naughty ladys,, balls in the grinder cums to mind

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