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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Real men do eat quiche. I know coz I just had some and it was lush. Roooooar!!!! Beats chest. What makes you manly?

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

i fart a lot

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Sleeping in the wet patch, no questions asked, I just get on with it.

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

warrington

My marigolds are blue

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What a manly bunch. Forgot to add that when I get in a really hot bath and lower myself in, when my balls touch the water I never flinch or make a monkey noise. Straight in no fuss Grrrrrrrrr.

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By *atasha_DavidCouple
over a year ago

Slough

"Sleeping in the wet patch, no questions asked, I just get on with it."

F**K your a hard case!

I normally wimp out and remake the bed

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By *atasha_DavidCouple
over a year ago

Slough

" make a monkey noise"

Brilliant

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Sleeping in the wet patch, no questions asked, I just get on with it.

F**K your a hard case!

I normally wimp out and remake the bed

Works out fine when I go for my 3:47am wee, I take the sheet with me, I dont realise this until half way there though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My big hard cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What a manly bunch. Forgot to add that when I get in a really hot bath and lower myself in, when my balls touch the water I never flinch or make a monkey noise. Straight in no fuss Grrrrrrrrr."

Because the soft music, candles and glass of chilled white wine have mellowed you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I iron cause its manly.... water, electricity and steam, its extreme housework

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My strap on - always ready for action

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Real men do eat quiche. I know coz I just had some and it was lush. Roooooar!!!! Beats chest. What makes you manly?"

Are you sure it wasn't flan?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I iron cause its manly.... water, electricity and steam, its extreme housework

Domestic engineer........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Real men do eat quiche. I know coz I just had some and it was lush. Roooooar!!!! Beats chest. What makes you manly?

Are you sure it wasn't flan?"

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I iron cause its manly.... water, electricity and steam, its extreme housework

I love doing the ironing, its almost Zen like..

very soothing when one's had a bad day..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Real men do eat quiche. I know coz I just had some and it was lush. Roooooar!!!! Beats chest. What makes you manly?

Are you sure it wasn't flan?

Quiche Flan whatever!!!! Egg based pastry meal. Apparently eaten by Gladiators prior to fighting. Grrrrrrrr.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What a manly bunch. Forgot to add that when I get in a really hot bath and lower myself in, when my balls touch the water I never flinch or make a monkey noise. Straight in no fuss Grrrrrrrrr.

Because the soft music, candles and glass of chilled white wine have mellowed you

Thrash metal, a blazing fire and snakebite by the gallon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just done my weekly foraging and hunting in the jungle known as tescos

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Real men do eat quiche. I know coz I just had some and it was lush. Roooooar!!!! Beats chest. What makes you manly?

Are you sure it wasn't flan?

Quiche Flan whatever!!!! Egg based pastry meal. Apparently eaten by Gladiators prior to fighting. Grrrrrrrr."

did you crack your own eggs when making it..?

that's proper double manly..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've just done my weekly foraging and hunting in the jungle known as tescos

Basket, little trolley or big trolley? Anything other than the last one renders you a screaming sissy with a shopping bag full of tampons and Philadelphia cheese!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Real men do eat quiche. I know coz I just had some and it was lush. Roooooar!!!! Beats chest. What makes you manly?

Are you sure it wasn't flan?

Quiche Flan whatever!!!! Egg based pastry meal. Apparently eaten by Gladiators prior to fighting. Grrrrrrrr.

did you crack your own eggs when making it..?

that's proper double manly.."

On my f##king head arghhhhhhhhh.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I've just done my weekly foraging and hunting in the jungle known as tescos

Basket, little trolley or big trolley? Anything other than the last one renders you a screaming sissy with a shopping bag full of tampons and Philadelphia cheese!!!!"

What, even Philli with double vindaloo ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've just done my weekly foraging and hunting in the jungle known as tescos

Basket, little trolley or big trolley? Anything other than the last one renders you a screaming sissy with a shopping bag full of tampons and Philadelphia cheese!!!!

What, even Philli with double vindaloo .."

Hmmmm debatable. Throw in a packet of cheap disposable razor blades and I'll ignore the Philli.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do...errr...wait a minute...I'm sure I had one. ............

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I do...errr...wait a minute...I'm sure I had one. ............"

Huh!!!!! Man up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Okay okay!

How about I can shave all over without wincing and can walk properly in heels?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Real men do eat quiche. I know coz I just had some and it was lush. Roooooar!!!! Beats chest. What makes you manly?"

I have a penis!

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By *icechap50Man
over a year ago

Dudley

When I get served at the bar before the lil fella

Who was waiting before me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Okay okay!

How about I can shave all over without wincing and can walk properly in heels?"

I shave all over just for fun!!!! Walk in heels. Noooooooo that's a strict violation of code 17 section 5b of the Manliness Act 1972. Go to your nearest pub and drink real ale until your soil yourself. Goooooo!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When I get served at the bar before the lil fella

Who was waiting before me

A real man serves himself and woe betide anyone that stops him!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Real men do eat quiche. I know coz I just had some and it was lush. Roooooar!!!! Beats chest. What makes you manly?

I have a penis!

That my donkey hung friend is a real mans penis. Top marks! Now go punch someone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm permanently horny

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm permanently horny

Di"

So are Yorkshire Terriers. Must try harder!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm permanently horny

So are Yorkshire Terriers. Must try harder!"

Yes but I dont shag my teddy

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I've just done my weekly foraging and hunting in the jungle known as tescos

Basket, little trolley or big trolley? Anything other than the last one renders you a screaming sissy with a shopping bag full of tampons and Philadelphia cheese!!!!

What, even Philli with double vindaloo ..

Hmmmm debatable. Throw in a packet of cheap disposable razor blades and I'll ignore the Philli."

Pah, cheap disposable...

harrumph..

only the finest Japanese cut throat will suffice..

but no rust..

don't want a nasty infection..

ooh err..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What a manly bunch. Forgot to add that when I get in a really hot bath and lower myself in, when my balls touch the water I never flinch or make a monkey noise. Straight in no fuss Grrrrrrrrr."

pmsl

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Real men do eat quiche. I know coz I just had some and it was lush. Roooooar!!!! Beats chest. What makes you manly?

I have a penis!

Try saying that again tomorrow morning

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"Real men do eat quiche. I know coz I just had some and it was lush. Roooooar!!!! Beats chest. What makes you manly?

I have a penis!

This thread Is a bit unfair on females,who obviously don't have a penis.

So For Any female who wants to feel manly,i would be only to happy to give them one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im a real man as I know when im beat , i know this to be true my wife told me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A working pair of balls and a cock that gets hard.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

I shoot shit and blow other shit up... and I really dont scream like a bitch when I rip a plaster off, no, really I dont, well, not much

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I shoot shit and blow other shit up... and I really dont scream like a bitch when I rip a plaster off, no, really I dont, well, not much

You use plasters!!!!! Bleed like a real man Grrrrrrrr.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *aughty PedroMan
over a year ago

London

Real men are not scared to donate their blood and platelets and don't cry off at the sight of a needle and a bit of blood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Outward bound weekend with my two sons...About to begun. Bring it on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A working pair of balls and a cock that gets hard."

With top quality baby gravey x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got a bout of double pneumonia, does that count?

Ok its just a sniffle but am sure gonna moan like fuck about it

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"I shoot shit and blow other shit up... and I really dont scream like a bitch when I rip a plaster off, no, really I dont, well, not much

You use plasters!!!!! Bleed like a real man Grrrrrrrr."

Erm... nope, I dont use plasters, and certainly not the ones with Disney characters on!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Outward bound weekend with my two sons...About to begun. Bring it on

Now thats manly!!!! Obviously you'll be catching your own food and shitting in a bush. Good work.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Got a bout of double pneumonia, does that count?

Ok its just a sniffle but am sure gonna moan like fuck about it"

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"Got a bout of double pneumonia, does that count?

Ok its just a sniffle but am sure gonna moan like fuck about it"

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By *tuartb1970Man
over a year ago

tunbridge wells

i cut my finger off the other day

did i go to hospital???

fuck no i just glued it back on and got on with my day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i cut my finger off the other day

did i go to hospital???

fuck no i just glued it back on and got on with my day

Nice. I did the same with my leg. A couple of aspirin and a pint of Guiness for the iron and good to go Even managed an hours 5 aside footie the day after.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

slaying gigantic beasts and saving damsels in distress

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

When I first posted about real men and quiche (and real women and gas), I was referencing the books.

"Real Men Don't Eat Quiche, by American Bruce Feirstein, is a bestselling tongue-in-cheek book satirizing stereotypes of masculinity, published in 1982 (ISBN 0-671-44831-5).

It popularized the term quiche-eater, in an attempt to refer to or suggest a man who is a dilettante, a trend-chaser, an over-anxious conformist to fashionable forms of 'lifestyle', and socially correct behaviors and opinions, one who eschews (or merely lacks) the traditional masculine virtue of tough self-assurance.

A 'traditional' male might enjoy the ironically not so exotic egg-and-bacon pie if his wife served it to him; a quiche-eater, or Sensitive New Age Guy is alleged to make the dish himself, call it by its French name quiche, and serve it to his female life partner to demonstrate his empathy with the Women's Movement.

Presumably, he would also wash up afterwards. These are also implied examples of 'women's work', and an attempt to taint the male character by association with such knowledge and activities.

The book's humour derives from the fears and confusion of contemporary 1980s middle-class men about how they ought to behave, after a decade of various forms of feminist critique on traditional male roles and beliefs."

from Wiki.

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