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Great British ****-Off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Having seen variations of The Great British *****-Off competition springing up everywhere, most recently the Great British Knit-Off advertised on a local notice board, are there any you've seen or would like to see?

The Great British Whinge-Off, ineffectual bitching doesn't get tougher than this!!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Great British Fuck Off of our entire government

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Great British Fuck Off of our entire government

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Noooo...don't turn it all political again!!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Great British Fuck Off of our entire government

Noooo...don't turn it all political again!!"

Hehe. I mostly avoided all the political threads but I just couldn't help myself there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The Great British Tact-Off.

First contestant is the guy who just mailed me with the opening words "Hi mate"

:-/

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Great British Cock Photo Off

Who can have the most, from as many angles as possible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Great British Tact-Off.

First contestant is the guy who just mailed me with the opening words "Hi mate"

:-/"

That's nothing, first message I opened today was so predictable, instant block.

" you are the sexiest woman on the site, can I come over and slip my 9 inches gently in your man fanny?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I realise the first line was true but 9 inches?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Great British Tact-Off.

First contestant is the guy who just mailed me with the opening words "Hi mate"

:-/

That's nothing, first message I opened today was so predictable, instant block.

" you are the sexiest woman on the site, can I come over and slip my 9 inches gently in your man fanny?"

Good to see romance isn't dead - it's been slaughtered

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By *ree8iveMan
over a year ago

CORNWALL

The Great British Piss Off

Either a competition for who pisses you off the most in one day...open to companies too...Orange winning here...

Or a chance for you to piss someone off.....

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Great British Flounce Off

Speaks for itself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Great British Tact-Off.

First contestant is the guy who just mailed me with the opening words "Hi mate"

:-/

That's nothing, first message I opened today was so predictable, instant block.

" you are the sexiest woman on the site, can I come over and slip my 9 inches gently in your man fanny?"

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great British Fuckwit

Or

Great british fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Great British Piss Off

Either a competition for who pisses you off the most in one day...open to companies too...Orange winning here...

Or a chance for you to piss someone off.....

"

I'm off into town. I'm going to see how many people I can piss off today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I realise the first line was true but 9 inches?

"

I think many confuse the inches and centimetre scales on the ruler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Great British Suck Off - now no soggy bottoms

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Great British Flounce Off

Speaks for itself"

Have you just flounced?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Great British Flounce Off

Speaks for itself

Have you just flounced?"

No, I couldn't possibly do it with the aplomb of some on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Great British Flounce Off

Speaks for itself

Have you just flounced?

No, I couldn't possibly do it with the aplomb of some on here "

We definitely need a flounce off. That idea has legs, and fabulous ones at that.

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