FabSwingers.com forum: Oh shit! Lost a hairgrip up his japs eye

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What the fuck? Help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't panic, you can buy some more in the morning, your hair will be fine x

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

can I ask what you were doing at the time? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It'll rust and come out.

Eventually.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sounding with a hair grip? not the best idea. think you may have to bite the bulley and get to A+E

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That made me choke on my drink, looks like A and E for you guys lol unless you try and suck it out hahaha don't bloody swallow it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bullet! lol, don't bite the bulley ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure A&E have dealt with that kind of thing before.....just get your story straight before you go in. lol

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By *ong-legged-divaTV/TS
over a year ago

Fleetwood

How the f**k???

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

"I'm sure A&E have dealt with that kind of thing before.....just get your story straight before you go in. lol"

tell them you asked him to hoover the floor and he used the wrong hose lol

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

OUCH!!!!!

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

Oh Fuck

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

actually they have heard it all at A&E so don't panic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sounding with a hair grip? not the best idea. think you may have to bite the bulley and get to A+E "

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By *elfish...Woman
over a year ago

Kent

I can't sleep without knowing how!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sure A&E have dealt with that kind of thing before.....just get your story straight before you go in. lol

tell them you asked him to hoover the floor and he used the wrong hose lol"
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Was it a Kirby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A&E im afraid.

Serious question. Can he pee? If not forget A&E call Ambulance now!

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By *ong-legged-divaTV/TS
over a year ago

Fleetwood

Chances of a new series of bizarre e.r. Being filmed when they get to the hospital?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i nearly fell off the bed laughing at this!!...surely your havin a laugh??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i nearly fell off the bed laughing at this!!...surely your havin a laugh??

I hope so for his sake otherwise hes in for a very uncomfortable experience

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"i nearly fell off the bed laughing at this!!...surely your havin a laugh??

I hope so for his sake otherwise hes in for a very uncomfortable experience"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still pmslll!!!

...sides sore!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A & E have seen alot worse like men with wine bottles stuck in them cocks stuck in hover tubes I did security in a a & e had one bloke come in he had used a padlock as a cock and ball ring only to find out he had miss placed the key and had to get to a & e to have it removed the nurses all had to pop in on him to have a look poor sod left by the fire exit as word got around all the staff and think he thought the public found out to but they had'nt

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yes a kirby. It came out on its own thank fuck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes a kirby. It came out on its own thank fuck!"

Maybe think twice next time mate. If you tear the inner lining of your urethra you are in for some serious problems.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

phew

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Yes a kirby. It came out on its own thank fuck!"

Please say you learned from this experience?

If you want to engage in urethral play, invest in some sounds or a set of dilators. And clean them properly before and after use.

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By *irtyDee33Woman
over a year ago

South Yorkshire

"Yes a kirby. It came out on its own thank fuck!"

An attention thread if ever I saw one lol

;-)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Didnt even think once. So daft.

Shouldn't be let loose after lambrini.

Hes saying I can 't turn him on so he needs a new buzz

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By *irtyDee33Woman
over a year ago

South Yorkshire

Sounds like u should have left it there lol

Find another fella, see how well he does on his todd xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Didnt even think once. So daft.

Shouldn't be let loose after lambrini.

Hes saying I can 't turn him on so he needs a new buzz"

A car battery and jumper cables work nicely, throw in some wet sponges too and have fun

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Yes a kirby. It came out on its own thank fuck!

An attention thread if ever I saw one lol

;-) "

In this case I genuinely hope so!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We aremarried lol x

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

"We aremarried lol x"

If your husband is coming out with things like that, there is a word for it love....

divorce!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ouch.

I hope this is a joke.

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By *ucy and CarlCouple
over a year ago

Broadstairs

Could of been worse. Could of been a knitting needle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least he's got it out now,but after that comment I think I'd have let him suffer and then divorced him

Knitting needles are good if you want to play about ,lots of different lengths and thicknesses ,there also very smooth so won't tear anything.

Only use the metal ones

Sound bars are expensive for what they are

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Knitting needles are good if you want to play about ,lots of different lengths and thicknesses ,there also very smooth so won't tear anything.

Only use the metal ones

Sound bars are expensive for what they are

Knitting needles?!

When playing with such a delicate and, one would think, important part of the body, paying for the correct tools could be considered worth it. After all, once the sounds or set of dilators is bought, with the right care they won't need to be replaced.

Sounds are stainless steel, medical tools, designed specifically for urethral insertion.

Anyone willing to risk their health and wellbeing by using knitting needles is asking for injury, pain, embarrassment and galloping knob rot.

Use knitting needles at your own risk. Don't say you weren't warned.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have to say I'm a woman but first thing I did was say Ouch and cross my legs. Good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't panic, you can buy some more in the morning, your hair will be fine x"

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

"We aremarried lol x

If your husband is coming out with things like that, there is a word for it love....

divorce!"

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Don't panic, you can buy some more in the morning, your hair will be fine x"

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