FabSwingers.com forum: I'm worried

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just looked at the who's near by function andsome random bloke is apparent within half a mile of me!!!

I'm in the middle of nowhere in a tent on survival with nothing within a 2 mile radius!!

What shal I do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

RUN

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By *ibanditMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Launch the intercontinental missiles at once!

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

You sure you dont have 2 profiles??

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Call Thunderbirds...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send him a message

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

'Brokeback Mountain' moment coming up

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Just looked at the who's near by function andsome random bloke is apparent within half a mile of me!!!

I'm in the middle of nowhere in a tent on survival with nothing within a 2 mile radius!!

What shal I do?"

Brokeback Mountain??

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Go in the spooky house but only when you hear dramatic music.....

If the phone rings, answer it.

The call is coming from inside the House.....

That's one less single guy as competition ....

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Go in the spooky house but only when you hear dramatic music.....

If the phone rings, answer it.

The call is coming from inside the House.....

That's one less single guy as competition ....

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Brutal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go in the spooky house but only when you hear dramatic music.....

If the phone rings, answer it.

The call is coming from inside the House.....

That's one less single guy as competition ....

Brutal!

There can be only one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I though I heard something, but I can't hear over the rain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I though I heard something, but I can't hear over the rain

Check your phone, he could be right next to you now

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"I though I heard something, but I can't hear over the rain

It be a bi female, they roam under the hours of darkness..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I though I heard something, but I can't hear over the rain

blair witch project anyone ???

get the camcorder out and lets see the inside of your nose ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just looked at the who's near by function andsome random bloke is apparent within half a mile of me!!!

I'm in the middle of nowhere in a tent on survival with nothing within a 2 mile radius!!

What shal I do?"

I would be really worried what if he is horny and finds you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this of course could be the first live murder on the forums ????

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Did the villagers all stop at the same time and stare at you.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if he reads this thread?

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By *ucy and CarlCouple
over a year ago

Broadstairs

Do nothing. You are out there on a survival package and he is within half mile. Probably just passing by. Don't panic

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"What if he reads this thread?

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Then hes fucked.

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

"Go in the spooky house but only when you hear dramatic music.....

If the phone rings, answer it.

The call is coming from inside the House.....

That's one less single guy as competition ....

Brutal!

There can be only one."

Duncan Mcleod?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just looked at the who's near by function andsome random bloke is apparent within half a mile of me!!!

I'm in the middle of nowhere in a tent on survival with nothing within a 2 mile radius!!

What shal I do?"

Maybe he realised you're on survival and wants you to have that real authentic experience. Sarah x

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

"Just looked at the who's near by function andsome random bloke is apparent within half a mile of me!!!

I'm in the middle of nowhere in a tent on survival with nothing within a 2 mile radius!!

What shal I do?

Maybe he realised you're on survival and wants you to have that real authentic experience. Sarah x

Sans lube?

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Do you have garlic....

Won't stop what may happen, but it may enhance your flavour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In space nobody can here you scream lol xx

Lol did you check his profile out

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"In space nobody can here you scream lol xx

Lol did you check his profile out "
In space? Is he an astronaut? Oh I say!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just looked at the who's near by function andsome random bloke is apparent within half a mile of me!!!

I'm in the middle of nowhere in a tent on survival with nothing within a 2 mile radius!!

What shal I do?"

Switch your phone off all lights and be very very quiet.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Have a conversation with yourself about how well you are doing at the karate gradings....

Loud though....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In space nobody can here you scream lol xx

Lol did you check his profile out In space? Is he an astronaut? Oh I say!

I am actually an alien, once i get my ship fixed i am out of here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In space nobody can here you scream lol xx

Lol did you check his profile out In space? Is he an astronaut? Oh I say!

Yes he's won the Linx Apollo ticket lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Checked his profile, appart for an ugly looking mushroom cock I see nothing weird, shit just heard a cough!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Checked his profile, appart for an ugly looking mushroom cock I see nothing weird, shit just heard a cough!

That's his first cousin he calls dad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Checked his profile, appart for an ugly looking mushroom cock I see nothing weird, shit just heard a cough!

well at least he is polite enough to announce his presence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you hear a banjo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you don't come back, can I have your tent?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i expect he is a farmer or landowner.

Fed up with dogging on his property so he joined fab so he can find them and drive them off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you hear a banjo?"

You've got a pretty mouth boy ahhaha!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Moisturise now....

It helps when he is making the lampshade, makes you more pliable and stretches the skin.

I am in the market for a nice centre piece.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Brokeback Mountain' moment coming up

Assume the position and await his pleasure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put the lotion in the bucket...haha....he hasn't come back yet?? I guess I have myself a new tent...boom!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"i expect he is a farmer or landowner.

Fed up with dogging on his property so he joined fab so he can find them and drive them off."
He may have a shotgun.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put the lotion in the bucket...haha....he hasn't come back yet?? I guess I have myself a new tent...boom!

basket*...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has he tripped over the guy ropes yet?

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"i expect he is a farmer or landowner.

Fed up with dogging on his property so he joined fab so he can find them and drive them off.He may have a shotgun.....

I am not buying a marked lampshade...

I am out....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I though I heard something, but I can't hear over the rain

Check your phone, he could be right next to you now

Yikes!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"i expect he is a farmer or landowner.

Fed up with dogging on his property so he joined fab so he can find them and drive them off.He may have a shotgun.....

I am not buying a marked lampshade...

I am out....

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You have been watching too much Whitechapel.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this not unlike the moors scene in American Werewolf in London

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By *ornyunhotCouple
over a year ago

crazytown

How strange this reminds me of the film deliverance.......SQUEAL LIKE A PIG!!!!.lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FRIED GREEN TOMATOS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What an interesting read..

Whatever you do, DON'T look behind you! eeek!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"What an interesting read..

Whatever you do, DON'T look behind you! eeek!!

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Dont start that malarkey, even I am scared now.

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By *irtyDee33Woman
over a year ago

South Yorkshire

Is it bad I'm finding this so funny? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit worried now|

We have not heard from the man in the tent for a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What an interesting read..

Whatever you do, DON'T look behind you! eeek!!

Dont start that malarkey, even I am scared now.

And DON'T answer the phone if it suddenly rings..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tents empty

bad times...

It's lighter to carry

good times...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"What an interesting read..

Whatever you do, DON'T look behind you! eeek!!

Dont start that malarkey, even I am scared now.

And DON'T answer the phone if it suddenly rings..

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Thats just mean, my bull terrier cant answer the phone......

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Did the village sign say 'midsomer'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its ok, I hear Lassie barking in the distance....something about him being stuck in a well....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP has been rather quiet for a while. Anybody got a torch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

an if a lass with a snotty nose runs past.. LEG IT!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"OP has been rather quiet for a while. Anybody got a torch?"
Bollocks to the torch...I will locate my wellies and shotgun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its ok, I hear Lassie barking in the distance....something about him being stuck in a well...."

Thats not Lassy its a bloody wolf!

I'm gona huff and puff and blow your tent down!

Mr wolf

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Its ok, I hear Lassie barking in the distance....something about him being stuck in a well...."
sure it didn't say "well stuck"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its ok, I hear Lassie barking in the distance....something about him being stuck in a well....sure it didn't say "well stuck"?

Oh actually, it may of not been Lassie, it could of been the unknown, within a mile man, shouting "well stuck...in your sweet ass" hahahah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its ok, I hear Lassie barking in the distance....something about him being stuck in a well....

Thats not Lassy its a bloody wolf!

I'm gona huff and puff and blow your tent down!

Mr wolf

Get off my new tent....this little piggy says "oink off!" :@

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I left the tent to hide behind a rock, waited a while and I caught a glimpse of a figure over the other side by a tree, it's human shape.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I left the tent to hide behind a rock, waited a while and I caught a glimpse of a figure over the other side by a tree, it's human shape."

ohh fuck...well I left you your ground sheet....sweet dreams, with your new friend, maybe he wants you to play hide and seek? :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check condoms are in date lub at the ready move nearer ask if he knows ur the one that checked him out see if he is out looking for fun in the woods and lay down and enjoy him using you as its going to be more fun than thinking about him being half mile away

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just checked! User no longer on site

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Managed to sneak over to the tree, to find an old blanket draped over some branches to look like a figure, found a smoldering fag stump.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Careful now. Look out for thin wire on the ground.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just looked at the who's near by function andsome random bloke is apparent within half a mile of me!!!

I'm in the middle of nowhere in a tent on survival with nothing within a 2 mile radius!!

What shal I do?"

Do me a favour and stop moving around mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fuck it just shout yoo hoo im over here in your campest voice!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Just looked at the who's near by function andsome random bloke is apparent within half a mile of me!!!

I'm in the middle of nowhere in a tent on survival with nothing within a 2 mile radius!!

What shal I do?"

Put up a meet NOW!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"What if he reads this thread?

Then hes fucked."

...he wishes!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Do you have garlic....

Won't stop what may happen, but it may enhance your flavour."

...yeah, but garlic flavoured cum is rank...so I've heard!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"i expect he is a farmer or landowner.

Fed up with dogging on his property so he joined fab so he can find them and drive them off.He may have a shotgun.....

Yeah...cocked and loaded, or is that a cock with a load? Either way, he's gonna shoot!

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By *issmekate xxxWoman
over a year ago

Non Vanilla Land

Where's the who's near by function key ??? Didn't know there was one !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where's the who's near by function key ??? Didn't know there was one !!!!

Its part of the mobile phone site setup but its very inaccurate.

It told me my fb was 10 - 15 miles away when she was standing next to me at the bar

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By *obbygggMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

This is certainly a tough survival course.Nice of them to let you have a fone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After reading this ive managed to scare myself....quilt over my head now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is the OP alive??

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Just looked at the who's near by function andsome random bloke is apparent within half a mile of me!!!

I'm in the middle of nowhere in a tent on survival with nothing within a 2 mile radius!!

What shal I do?"

It's you. Have a wank. Or you're being spied on by a peeping Tom!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Morning all

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford

"Morning all

Well? Loved your thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just looked at the who's near by function andsome random bloke is apparent within half a mile of me!!!

I'm in the middle of nowhere in a tent on survival with nothing within a 2 mile radius!!

What shal I do?"

See who else is in a tent half mile away.

Also is there a road, maybe someone was on there phone as driving by

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning all

Well? Loved your thread

Boredom is great isn't it

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Morning all

Well, how was he??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning all

Well, how was he??"

No idea

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Morning all

Well? Loved your thread

Boredom is great isn't it

It made a very welcome change from the "would you...?" threads and made me chuckle, so I thank you!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Morning all

Well? Loved your thread

Boredom is great isn't it

you survived

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Just looked at the who's near by function andsome random bloke is apparent within half a mile of me!!!

I'm in the middle of nowhere in a tent on survival with nothing within a 2 mile radius!!

What shal I do?"

It could be me!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just looked at the who's near by function andsome random bloke is apparent within half a mile of me!!!

I'm in the middle of nowhere in a tent on survival with nothing within a 2 mile radius!!

What shal I do?

It could be me!!!

Oh I would have given up my tent for you

Actually it would have been an invitation to join me xxx

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