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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok someone makes a real living sex android. Would you put your cock inside it?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Do they count android sheep?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do they count android sheep?"

Sheep? would you be worried men would not want to play?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Do they count android sheep?

Sheep? would you be worried men would not want to play?"

If they got bored would they pass the time counting android sheep? Have a fake orgasm programme to hurry you up?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do they count android sheep?

Sheep? would you be worried men would not want to play?

If they got bored would they pass the time counting android sheep? Have a fake orgasm programme to hurry you up?"

Thats confusing me do you get bored lot and have fake orgasms and count sheep when with a man?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex fucked like an android with a flat battery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My ex fucked like an android with a flat battery "

PMSL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do they count android sheep?"

where can you buy one of those, oops welsh half coming out, lol.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Do they count android sheep?

Sheep? would you be worried men would not want to play?

If they got bored would they pass the time counting android sheep? Have a fake orgasm programme to hurry you up?"

Perhaps they'll remember the attack ships off the shoulder of Orion.

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By *ittle nelWoman
over a year ago

Merseyside


"Do they count android sheep?

Sheep? would you be worried men would not want to play?

If they got bored would they pass the time counting android sheep? Have a fake orgasm programme to hurry you up?

Thats confusing me do you get bored lot and have fake orgasms and count sheep when with a man?"

I'm guessing the op doesn't know the book

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do they count android sheep?

Sheep? would you be worried men would not want to play?

If they got bored would they pass the time counting android sheep? Have a fake orgasm programme to hurry you up?

Thats confusing me do you get bored lot and have fake orgasms and count sheep when with a man?

I'm guessing the op doesn't know the book "

What book are you referring to please elaborate.

The thread though isn't about a book or sheep its about realistic alternatives to wanking amongst other things.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My ex fucked like an android with a flat battery "

Bet you couldn't unplug her and pack her away in the loft when it went tits up.

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By *ittle nelWoman
over a year ago

Merseyside

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By *ittle nelWoman
over a year ago

Merseyside

" Do androids dream of electric sheep" by Philip K Dick, it's the book Bladerunner is based on.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Do they count android sheep?

Sheep? would you be worried men would not want to play?

If they got bored would they pass the time counting android sheep? Have a fake orgasm programme to hurry you up?

Perhaps they'll remember the attack ships off the shoulder of Orion."

They could shed a tear and then the male using the android would feel all manly and proud.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"" Do androids dream of electric sheep" by Philip K Dick, it's the book Bladerunner is based on."

great writer, loved his short stories.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"" Do androids dream of electric sheep" by Philip K Dick, it's the book Bladerunner is based on."

Now you've told him. I deliberately avoided the title.

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By *ittle nelWoman
over a year ago

Merseyside


"" Do androids dream of electric sheep" by Philip K Dick, it's the book Bladerunner is based on.

Now you've told him. I deliberately avoided the title. "

sorry, must have been the shock off him not knowing lol xx

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"" Do androids dream of electric sheep" by Philip K Dick, it's the book Bladerunner is based on.

Now you've told him. I deliberately avoided the title. "

Why?

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto


"Do they count android sheep?

Sheep? would you be worried men would not want to play?

If they got bored would they pass the time counting android sheep? Have a fake orgasm programme to hurry you up?

Perhaps they'll remember the attack ships off the shoulder of Orion.

They could shed a tear and then the male using the android would feel all manly and proud.

"

i lost it at this point, haha

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"" Do androids dream of electric sheep" by Philip K Dick, it's the book Bladerunner is based on.

Now you've told him. I deliberately avoided the title.

sorry, must have been the shock off him not knowing lol xx"

I thought the thread title meant it was about either the book or the film.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"" Do androids dream of electric sheep" by Philip K Dick, it's the book Bladerunner is based on.

Now you've told him. I deliberately avoided the title. Why?"

The title didn't fit with my thought of ticking away the moments waiting for someone to finish. On reflection I could have inserted "day" in front of "dream" and that would have worked.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"" Do androids dream of electric sheep" by Philip K Dick, it's the book Bladerunner is based on.

Now you've told him. I deliberately avoided the title. Why?

The title didn't fit with my thought of ticking away the moments waiting for someone to finish. On reflection I could have inserted "day" in front of "dream" and that would have worked.

"

Is that your way of saying you got the wrong end of said stick?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"" Do androids dream of electric sheep" by Philip K Dick, it's the book Bladerunner is based on.

Now you've told him. I deliberately avoided the title.

sorry, must have been the shock off him not knowing lol xx"

Actually no it wasn't a shock but you could have addressed that at me personally the thread wasn't anything to do with a book otherwise I would have said so why do you think it must have been a shock and why not ask me directly?

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By *atasha_DavidCouple
over a year ago

Slough

Would you have to watch lovers pupils to judge whether their emotional responses were real or fake and hence whether they were?

If the programming was so good it passed even that test how would you then know?

If you couldn't tell if they were an android would it matter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

youtude

electric barbarella by duran duran.

You will love it peeps.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"" Do androids dream of electric sheep" by Philip K Dick, it's the book Bladerunner is based on.

Now you've told him. I deliberately avoided the title. Why?

The title didn't fit with my thought of ticking away the moments waiting for someone to finish. On reflection I could have inserted "day" in front of "dream" and that would have worked.

Is that your way of saying you got the wrong end of said stick?"

What stick? I took female android wank toys, connected that to the book and film, combined that with the thought of androids feeling bored and used and posted.

Lordy, a frivolous comment isn't worth this much analysis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do they count android sheep?

Sheep? would you be worried men would not want to play?

If they got bored would they pass the time counting android sheep? Have a fake orgasm programme to hurry you up?

Thats confusing me do you get bored lot and have fake orgasms and count sheep when with a man?

I'm guessing the op doesn't know the book "

Electric sheep though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have to laugh when someone doesn't like the subject and try's to take it off topic. Funnier than the threads usually as it says a lot about someone.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"" Do androids dream of electric sheep" by Philip K Dick, it's the book Bladerunner is based on.

Now you've told him. I deliberately avoided the title. Why?

The title didn't fit with my thought of ticking away the moments waiting for someone to finish. On reflection I could have inserted "day" in front of "dream" and that would have worked.

Is that your way of saying you got the wrong end of said stick?

What stick? I took female android wank toys, connected that to the book and film, combined that with the thought of androids feeling bored and used and posted.

Lordy, a frivolous comment isn't worth this much analysis.

"

Its a figure of speech.....only the same as when you point out people have misspelled things or got their grammar incorrect.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"" Do androids dream of electric sheep" by Philip K Dick, it's the book Bladerunner is based on.

Now you've told him. I deliberately avoided the title. Why?

The title didn't fit with my thought of ticking away the moments waiting for someone to finish. On reflection I could have inserted "day" in front of "dream" and that would have worked.

Is that your way of saying you got the wrong end of said stick?

What stick? I took female android wank toys, connected that to the book and film, combined that with the thought of androids feeling bored and used and posted.

Lordy, a frivolous comment isn't worth this much analysis.

"

Why would an android feel board and used? does your dildo feel board and used does it try to hide away under the bed?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"" Do androids dream of electric sheep" by Philip K Dick, it's the book Bladerunner is based on.

Now you've told him. I deliberately avoided the title. Why?

The title didn't fit with my thought of ticking away the moments waiting for someone to finish. On reflection I could have inserted "day" in front of "dream" and that would have worked.

Is that your way of saying you got the wrong end of said stick?

What stick? I took female android wank toys, connected that to the book and film, combined that with the thought of androids feeling bored and used and posted.

Lordy, a frivolous comment isn't worth this much analysis.

Why would an android feel board and used? does your dildo feel board and used does it try to hide away under the bed? "

In the book/film the androids develop feelings.

I don't have any toys so I don't know if they have feelings.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"" Do androids dream of electric sheep" by Philip K Dick, it's the book Bladerunner is based on.

Now you've told him. I deliberately avoided the title. Why?

The title didn't fit with my thought of ticking away the moments waiting for someone to finish. On reflection I could have inserted "day" in front of "dream" and that would have worked.

Is that your way of saying you got the wrong end of said stick?

What stick? I took female android wank toys, connected that to the book and film, combined that with the thought of androids feeling bored and used and posted.

Lordy, a frivolous comment isn't worth this much analysis.

Why would an android feel board and used? does your dildo feel board and used does it try to hide away under the bed?

In the book/film the androids develop feelings.

I don't have any toys so I don't know if they have feelings.

"

But thats a book just because its in a book its not real. So why would you feel an android feel board and used?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"" Do androids dream of electric sheep" by Philip K Dick, it's the book Bladerunner is based on.

Now you've told him. I deliberately avoided the title. Why?

The title didn't fit with my thought of ticking away the moments waiting for someone to finish. On reflection I could have inserted "day" in front of "dream" and that would have worked.

Is that your way of saying you got the wrong end of said stick?

What stick? I took female android wank toys, connected that to the book and film, combined that with the thought of androids feeling bored and used and posted.

Lordy, a frivolous comment isn't worth this much analysis.

Why would an android feel board and used? does your dildo feel board and used does it try to hide away under the bed?

In the book/film the androids develop feelings.

I don't have any toys so I don't know if they have feelings.

But thats a book just because its in a book its not real. So why would you feel an android feel board and used? "

Your android woman isn't real either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Movie 43?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"" Do androids dream of electric sheep" by Philip K Dick, it's the book Bladerunner is based on.

Now you've told him. I deliberately avoided the title. Why?

The title didn't fit with my thought of ticking away the moments waiting for someone to finish. On reflection I could have inserted "day" in front of "dream" and that would have worked.

Is that your way of saying you got the wrong end of said stick?

What stick? I took female android wank toys, connected that to the book and film, combined that with the thought of androids feeling bored and used and posted.

Lordy, a frivolous comment isn't worth this much analysis.

Why would an android feel board and used? does your dildo feel board and used does it try to hide away under the bed?

In the book/film the androids develop feelings.

I don't have any toys so I don't know if they have feelings.

But thats a book just because its in a book its not real. So why would you feel an android feel board and used?

Your android woman isn't real either. "

Did I say it was? So why would you feel an android feel board and used? AI follows programming it can develop learning but no feelings we can already create synthetic speaking androids that can interact with people to an extent we can create synthetic skin but essence, feelings and emotions can not be created by programming. Can I ask you was your intention to divert this thread because I really don't understand why you commented otherwise?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"" Do androids dream of electric sheep" by Philip K Dick, it's the book Bladerunner is based on.

Now you've told him. I deliberately avoided the title. Why?

The title didn't fit with my thought of ticking away the moments waiting for someone to finish. On reflection I could have inserted "day" in front of "dream" and that would have worked.

Is that your way of saying you got the wrong end of said stick?

What stick? I took female android wank toys, connected that to the book and film, combined that with the thought of androids feeling bored and used and posted.

Lordy, a frivolous comment isn't worth this much analysis.

Why would an android feel board and used? does your dildo feel board and used does it try to hide away under the bed?

In the book/film the androids develop feelings.

I don't have any toys so I don't know if they have feelings.

But thats a book just because its in a book its not real. So why would you feel an android feel board and used?

Your android woman isn't real either.

Did I say it was? So why would you feel an android feel board and used? AI follows programming it can develop learning but no feelings we can already create synthetic speaking androids that can interact with people to an extent we can create synthetic skin but essence, feelings and emotions can not be created by programming. Can I ask you was your intention to divert this thread because I really don't understand why you commented otherwise?"

I had no intention of diverting anything. I posted, as I have explained, based on your title and your OP. The android sex woman is not a new idea. I commented because I can. I commented because your post made me laugh.

Now I'm fucking angry and walking away from this and accusations being thrown at me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"" Do androids dream of electric sheep" by Philip K Dick, it's the book Bladerunner is based on.

Now you've told him. I deliberately avoided the title. Why?

The title didn't fit with my thought of ticking away the moments waiting for someone to finish. On reflection I could have inserted "day" in front of "dream" and that would have worked.

Is that your way of saying you got the wrong end of said stick?

What stick? I took female android wank toys, connected that to the book and film, combined that with the thought of androids feeling bored and used and posted.

Lordy, a frivolous comment isn't worth this much analysis.

Why would an android feel board and used? does your dildo feel board and used does it try to hide away under the bed?

In the book/film the androids develop feelings.

I don't have any toys so I don't know if they have feelings.

But thats a book just because its in a book its not real. So why would you feel an android feel board and used?

Your android woman isn't real either.

Did I say it was? So why would you feel an android feel board and used? AI follows programming it can develop learning but no feelings we can already create synthetic speaking androids that can interact with people to an extent we can create synthetic skin but essence, feelings and emotions can not be created by programming. Can I ask you was your intention to divert this thread because I really don't understand why you commented otherwise?

I had no intention of diverting anything. I posted, as I have explained, based on your title and your OP. The android sex woman is not a new idea. I commented because I can. I commented because your post made me laugh.

Now I'm fucking angry and walking away from this and accusations being thrown at me.

"

There is no need to be aggressive I was just asking you a question. I am still wondering at the reason so for the (If they got bored would they pass the time counting android sheep? Have a fake orgasm programme to hurry you up?) bit it just didn't fit with a simple question I was asking to people who had their own penis.

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By *rthur WrightusMan
over a year ago

Round the Bend

I have an android in my hand, I also have a penis, and I count sheep. . . Is that any help ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have an android in my hand, I also have a penis, and I count sheep. . . Is that any help ? "

Which is bigger?

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By *rthur WrightusMan
over a year ago

Round the Bend


"I have an android in my hand, I also have a penis, and I count sheep. . . Is that any help ?

Which is bigger? "

Not falling for that old chestnut getting me to pose with my Android next to my cock ! (and don't even mention the sheep)

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Let me know when they make a male version and I will let you know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have an android in my hand, I also have a penis, and I count sheep. . . Is that any help ?

Which is bigger?

Not falling for that old chestnut getting me to pose with my Android next to my cock ! (and don't even mention the sheep) "

Why would I mention sheep your not welsh are you?

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"" Do androids dream of electric sheep" by Philip K Dick, it's the book Bladerunner is based on."

Does Dave ewing know about this book??

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By *roy9Man
over a year ago

London

Until technology improves more then is possible in my lifetime it all smacks of necrophilia to me

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