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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

...farted so hard that it sounded like you tore either your pants or the chair padding?

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By *ORNY_DEVIL_SEEKERSCouple
over a year ago

Basildon Essex


"...farted so hard that it sounded like you tore either your pants or the chair padding?"
I don't know what u must be eating but we haven't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its when you bend over and it sneaks out that gets me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"...farted so hard that it sounded like you tore either your pants or the chair padding? I don't know what u must be eating but we haven't "

LOL I was informed late last year after a biopsy that I am officially a mutant so it's possible that's my superpower

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Its when you bend over and it sneaks out that gets me "

Hahahahaha pissin myself

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

Sneezed and Fanny Farted at the same time the other day.. it was quite unexpected

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sneezed and Fanny Farted at the same time the other day.. it was quite unexpected "

was it loud?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep in a sleeping bag and it wasn't an unscented one either

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My arse can do Donald Duck impressions if I try not to fart all day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yep in a sleeping bag and it wasn't an unscented one either "

As long as you were alone.

My farts don't smell

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..


"Sneezed and Fanny Farted at the same time the other day.. it was quite unexpected

was it loud? "

Yeah - it was a Bit Louder that normal lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"...farted so hard that it sounded like you tore either your pants or the chair padding?"
Oh god yes.....thunderpants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sneezed and Fanny Farted at the same time the other day.. it was quite unexpected

was it loud?

Yeah - it was a Bit Louder that normal lol "

I hate it when they are loud

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