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I think I'm getting too old

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've spent two months getting my race car ready for Sunday, now the weather has probably postponed or at least wasted the track for the day.

Knowing that the old firm match and the Carling cup final are both live on the telly on Sunday is it wrong I'm not more disappointed.

If the sun is splitting the streets on Sunday morning then I'll miss the football, if its wet or snowing then I'll miss the race.

In the past when I was young I remember laying on the ground ( 4 " of snow) while the remnants of my body heat melted the snow, turned it into water which then proceeded to run down inside my boiler suit and gather in my boots just to do some last minute adjustments to my car.

Now if its a bit drizzly on Sunday I'll probably watch the football.

Ohhhhhhh no, pass me my pipe N slippers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come on you Hoops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've spent two months getting my race car ready for Sunday, now the weather has probably postponed or at least wasted the track for the day.

Knowing that the old firm match and the Carling cup final are both live on the telly on Sunday is it wrong I'm not more disappointed.

If the sun is splitting the streets on Sunday morning then I'll miss the football, if its wet or snowing then I'll miss the race.

In the past when I was young I remember laying on the ground ( 4 " of snow) while the remnants of my body heat melted the snow, turned it into water which then proceeded to run down inside my boiler suit and gather in my boots just to do some last minute adjustments to my car.

Now if its a bit drizzly on Sunday I'll probably watch the football.

Ohhhhhhh no, pass me my pipe N slippers "

Light your pipe, toss it into your slippers and burn them! sky-plus the footy and get out in yer car!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've spent two months getting my race car ready for Sunday, now the weather has probably postponed or at least wasted the track for the day.

Knowing that the old firm match and the Carling cup final are both live on the telly on Sunday is it wrong I'm not more disappointed.

If the sun is splitting the streets on Sunday morning then I'll miss the football, if its wet or snowing then I'll miss the race.

In the past when I was young I remember laying on the ground ( 4 " of snow) while the remnants of my body heat melted the snow, turned it into water which then proceeded to run down inside my boiler suit and gather in my boots just to do some last minute adjustments to my car.

Now if its a bit drizzly on Sunday I'll probably watch the football.

Ohhhhhhh no, pass me my pipe N slippers

Light your pipe, toss it into your slippers and burn them! sky-plus the footy and get out in yer car!!! "

Now thats style!!! ( I might need a weather report from you though Laine )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know just how you feel matey. I've spent many a weekend lying on my back under my car, or on my knees beside my motorbike, but these days I just cant be arsed.

I'd rather sit in the warm, with a cuppa or a pint, and the only thing I ride these days, are other blokes wives , and my lovely Kate of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohh god a football weekend

And me with no sky+ til next month

Might swipe one of the kids TVs and watch a film with Nicolas Cage or Matt Damon that might block out the shouting at the TV hubby will be doing

Shona

x x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've spent two months getting my race car ready for Sunday, now the weather has probably postponed or at least wasted the track for the day.

Knowing that the old firm match and the Carling cup final are both live on the telly on Sunday is it wrong I'm not more disappointed.

If the sun is splitting the streets on Sunday morning then I'll miss the football, if its wet or snowing then I'll miss the race.

In the past when I was young I remember laying on the ground ( 4 " of snow) while the remnants of my body heat melted the snow, turned it into water which then proceeded to run down inside my boiler suit and gather in my boots just to do some last minute adjustments to my car.

Now if its a bit drizzly on Sunday I'll probably watch the football.

Ohhhhhhh no, pass me my pipe N slippers

Light your pipe, toss it into your slippers and burn them! sky-plus the footy and get out in yer car!!!

Now thats style!!! ( I might need a weather report from you though Laine ) "

Hell I might even come with and map-read for you......now that's daring!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hell I might even come with and map-read for you......now that's daring!!"

Its a straight 1/4 mile, but your welcome to sit in the passenger seat anytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hell I might even come with and map-read for you......now that's daring!!

Its a straight 1/4 mile, but your welcome to sit in the passenger seat anytime "

see! even I can read a map for that

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

Ahh A straight quarter... Talkin about can't be arsed...

We live just round the corner from Santa Pod but unless it is bright sunshine, we don't go now... We can hear it and all I do is complain about the fookin noise!!! ha ha ha.. Lend me ya pipe and slippers...

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon


"Hell I might even come with and map-read for you......now that's daring!!

Its a straight 1/4 mile, but your welcome to sit in the passenger seat anytime "

i preferd to thrash through Kielder

on the gravel with bloody big pine trees just yards away and the odd big rock at the side of the track tucked in the ditch waiting to rip your wheel off

oh happy days

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hell I might even come with and map-read for you......now that's daring!!

Its a straight 1/4 mile, but your welcome to sit in the passenger seat anytime

i preferd to thrash through Kielder

on the gravel with bloody big pine trees just yards away and the odd big rock at the side of the track tucked in the ditch waiting to rip your wheel off

oh happy days "

Ahhhhh I had a few rally cars, Lotus Sunbeam, Audi Quattro's ,Escort Cosworth, Subaru's then Evo's but as I found I all too rapidly ran out of talent before bravery it got too expensive!!!!

The 1/4 mile is easier!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hell I might even come with and map-read for you......now that's daring!!

Its a straight 1/4 mile, but your welcome to sit in the passenger seat anytime

i preferd to thrash through Kielder

on the gravel with bloody big pine trees just yards away and the odd big rock at the side of the track tucked in the ditch waiting to rip your wheel off

oh happy days

Ahhhhh I had a few rally cars, Lotus Sunbeam, Audi Quattro's ,Escort Cosworth, Subaru's then Evo's but as I found I all too rapidly ran out of talent before bravery it got too expensive!!!!

The 1/4 mile is easier!! "

They do a thrash and dash at the airfield near me...... used to take my kids for driving lessons there hahaha!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Hell I might even come with and map-read for you......now that's daring!!

Its a straight 1/4 mile, but your welcome to sit in the passenger seat anytime

i preferd to thrash through Kielder

on the gravel with bloody big pine trees just yards away and the odd big rock at the side of the track tucked in the ditch waiting to rip your wheel off

oh happy days

Ahhhhh I had a few rally cars, Lotus Sunbeam, Audi Quattro's ,Escort Cosworth, Subaru's then Evo's but as I found I all too rapidly ran out of talent before bravery it got too expensive!!!!

The 1/4 mile is easier!!

They do a thrash and dash at the airfield near me...... used to take my kids for driving lessons there hahaha!"

"thrash and dash".....I've had a couple of meets that could be described as that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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They do a thrash and dash at the airfield near me...... used to take my kids for driving lessons there hahaha!"

If you mean Crail, thats where I'm supposed to be going on Sunday.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

LOL @ Fmuma

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hell I might even come with and map-read for you......now that's daring!!

Its a straight 1/4 mile, but your welcome to sit in the passenger seat anytime

i preferd to thrash through Kielder

on the gravel with bloody big pine trees just yards away and the odd big rock at the side of the track tucked in the ditch waiting to rip your wheel off

oh happy days

Ahhhhh I had a few rally cars, Lotus Sunbeam, Audi Quattro's ,Escort Cosworth, Subaru's then Evo's but as I found I all too rapidly ran out of talent before bravery it got too expensive!!!!

The 1/4 mile is easier!!

They do a thrash and dash at the airfield near me...... used to take my kids for driving lessons there hahaha!

"thrash and dash".....I've had a couple of meets that could be described as that "

a true tenna moment _muma!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

They do a thrash and dash at the airfield near me...... used to take my kids for driving lessons there hahaha!

If you mean Crail, thats where I'm supposed to be going on Sunday."

yep...work there, live couple of miles away

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

They do a thrash and dash at the airfield near me...... used to take my kids for driving lessons there hahaha!

If you mean Crail, thats where I'm supposed to be going on Sunday.

yep...work there, live couple of miles away "

If you see a big "shouty" silver/grey Audi Sunday gimmie a wave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awwwww plums...

you never gonna be too old......for anything

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Awwwww plums...

you never gonna be too old......for anything "

awwwwww you're too kind, deluded but too kind

ty anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh i know im deluded but im nice with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

They do a thrash and dash at the airfield near me...... used to take my kids for driving lessons there hahaha!

If you mean Crail, thats where I'm supposed to be going on Sunday.

yep...work there, live couple of miles away

If you see a big "shouty" silver/grey Audi Sunday gimmie a wave "

the knackered black and white clubman you pass close to the main road? that'll be mine, salute it with two fingers. hahaha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woohoo, motor sports, vroom vroom, prefer the full contact variety though

Has to be better than watching rangers wrap up the league

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