FabSwingers.com forum: Heard it all now

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

In my quest to become a wise fecker, I happened across a site that instructs the reader on the latest trending topics in our digital world.

It reads like so....

Charizard

While having sex with a girl with pubic hair, light her pubes on fire as you ejaculate. Your semen will put out half of the burning hair, and afterwards while she is flapping her arms about wildly, scream: "YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME!" and run out of the room.

I must admit in my 44yrs experience I never considered this to be a viable thrill for anybody and indeed never even heard of it. No doubt this may be a kink for some and not for others, although thinking about it I would have to be able to cum like a fireman's hose. Knowing my friggin luck if I tried this I would end up having to beat Mr Bolt for the 100m dash to the sink to get a bowl of water to put the flames out, then find that my bollocks would be firmly lodged in my throat after said party kicked them.

Anybody else heard of strange sexual practices that seem out of the norm.

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

V's lad once told us he was going to give his lady a 'spiderman!'

apparently, doggy style fucking,pretend to cum on her ass (by spitting or something) but you dont, you cum in your hand, then when she turns round you flick it in her face.

not sure he did it as they are still together, and knowing her, he would have been wearing his testicles as ear muffs before the spunk touched base lol

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"V's lad once told us he was going to give his lady a 'spiderman!'

apparently, doggy style fucking,pretend to cum on her ass (by spitting or something) but you dont, you cum in your hand, then when she turns round you flick it in her face.

not sure he did it as they are still together, and knowing her, he would have been wearing his testicles as ear muffs before the spunk touched base lol"