FabSwingers.com forum: If swingers did theme parks........

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What attractions would be built there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

all the overweight men wouldnt get to ride, however, any women would ge tto go first lol

probably some kind of big dipper, for those that are cock obsessed

a merry go round, for those that complain about their messages being deleted, then resend the same one a few weeks later lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those wacky mirrors.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A candy shop where everything in it is shaped like boobs, willies or vajayjays

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

A gushers log flume.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...and can we have food courts where all they sell is chicken lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A candy shop where everything in it is shaped like boobs, willies or vajayjays

So a bit like blackpool then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A candy shop where everything in it is shaped like boobs, willies or vajayjays

So a bit like blackpool then?

Wouldn't know, never been. Is that the case?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big Dipper

8 inch hotdogs and two for one spit roasts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need a bloody big shower block for clean up breaks

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"A gushers log flume."

Haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A gushers log flume."

Can just imagine all those guys standing there stroking the sides of flume!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

The Wee wee rapids- for all those watersport lovers....

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"A gushers log flume.

Can just imagine all those guys standing there stroking the sides of flume!

Or just standing smiling, waiting to get their faces wet.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A gushers log flume.

Can just imagine all those guys standing there stroking the sides of flume!

Or just standing smiling, waiting to get their faces wet....."

Lol. Or shouting at the operator, NOOO, this is you do it!

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
over a year ago

nottinghamshire

a big dripper

bit it would not matter as noone would get out of the carpark with all the dogging going on

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"a big dripper

bit it would not matter as noone would get out of the carpark with all the dogging going on"

Haha, it would be a total scream.....bedlam!

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By *ustmaybeMan
over a year ago

Northwood

Scream if you wanna cum faster!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Wee wee rapids- for all those watersport lovers....

Thought nobody liked the watersports rides

Tunnel of love obviously but with glory holes every 10 feet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How about a 'whack a cock' game for those pissed off types thanks to time wasters

A spunk shooting gallery perhaps for the wankers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about a 'whack a cock' game for those pissed off types thanks to time wasters

A spunk shooting gallery perhaps for the wankers

Fuck that! The queues will be massive on that one!

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
over a year ago

nottinghamshire

a twister mat the size of a football pitch with a hundred naked oiled up swingers on it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A house of wax

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
over a year ago

nottinghamshire

"A house of wax

house of wax play?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yup

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