FabSwingers.com forum: How big is your clit?

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Is it better to have a big one or a little one?

Guys like to pride themselves on having a big cock, do women do the same regarding their clits?

P.S- What measuring tool is best~?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been told mine is small and wondered if I'd been a man would I have a small willie

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

would a bean of some sort be the correct item of comparison..?

probably not in sauce as that would look a bit iffy..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does'nt matter how big it is.....some people would still need a sat nav to find it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

v's is little.

the search for it is part of the fun, especially the noises when you get to it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not measured mine. What constitutes big. It dont touch me knees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does'nt matter how big it is.....some people would still need a sat nav to find it

Glow in the dark clit

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford

It's there and it works and beyond that I am not fussed.. I already have what (according to the fanny threads) is an unattractive stuffed kebab foof so its a lost cause hoping to be a porn star

in answer though for information gathering its pea sized and hooded

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

in answer though for information gathering its pea sized and hooded

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A chav clit?

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"would a bean of some sort be the correct item of comparison..?

probably not in sauce as that would look a bit iffy..

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What kind of bean? A butter bean, a kidney bean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"would a bean of some sort be the correct item of comparison..?

probably not in sauce as that would look a bit iffy..

What kind of bean? A butter bean, a kidney bean?"

Baked bean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"would a bean of some sort be the correct item of comparison..?

probably not in sauce as that would look a bit iffy..

What kind of bean? A butter bean, a kidney bean?"

cmparison being, as im the one that spends more time looking at it than she does lol, probably baked bean (no fanny farting jokes please lol)

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I've just text an old friend of mine I've not spoken to for ages. His name is David bean

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By *iverview1Couple
over a year ago

gourock

Hubby calls it his king prawn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it better to have a big one or a little one?

Guys like to pride themselves on having a big cock, do women do the same regarding their clits?

P.S- What measuring tool is best~?

Action mans radio!

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford

in answer though for information gathering its pea sized and hooded

A chav clit?

innit bruv

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By *bbandflowCouple
over a year ago

South Devon

"Is it better to have a big one or a little one?

Guys like to pride themselves on having a big cock, do women do the same regarding their clits?

P.S- What measuring tool is best~?

Laughed out loud...love the posts on politics/religion and stuff, but one of the abiding joys of this Fab forum is that you can get posts like..'How big is your clit?'..lovely, lovely

ps think mine's biggish

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"would a bean of some sort be the correct item of comparison..?

probably not in sauce as that would look a bit iffy..

What kind of bean? A butter bean, a kidney bean?"

preferably one which doesn't lose its shape when it gets hot and wet..

butter beans tend to become a bit mushy if left unattended whilst perving on fab..

Haricot beans are tasty..

suppose a French bean would be quite exotic..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does'nt matter how big it is.....some people would still need a sat nav to find it

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I have no probs finding it and her g spot

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Is it better to have a big one or a little one?

Guys like to pride themselves on having a big cock, do women do the same regarding their clits?

P.S- What measuring tool is best~?

Laughed out loud...love the posts on politics/religion and stuff, but one of the abiding joys of this Fab forum is that you can get posts like..'How big is your clit?'..lovely, lovely

ps think mine's biggish"
Well I didn't want anyone feeling left out....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they look big enough that you might mistake if for a cock .....................worry

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"would a bean of some sort be the correct item of comparison..?

probably not in sauce as that would look a bit iffy..

What kind of bean? A butter bean, a kidney bean?

preferably one which doesn't lose its shape when it gets hot and wet..

butter beans tend to become a bit mushy if left unattended whilst perving on fab..

Haricot beans are tasty..

suppose a French bean would be quite exotic.. "
That would be tricky to hide in a thong though...unless you had a large labia like a ham salad sandwich.

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

Baked bean should be the standard for measurement, lol

*cue new clit pics with a baked bean next to it*

Beat that Sky Remotes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Baked bean should be the standard for measurement, lol

*cue new clit pics with a baked bean next to it*

Beat that Sky Remotes

See shadow thats what I said.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"would a bean of some sort be the correct item of comparison..?

probably not in sauce as that would look a bit iffy..

What kind of bean? A butter bean, a kidney bean?

preferably one which doesn't lose its shape when it gets hot and wet..

butter beans tend to become a bit mushy if left unattended whilst perving on fab..

Haricot beans are tasty..

suppose a French bean would be quite exotic.. That would be tricky to hide in a thong though...unless you had a large labia like a ham salad sandwich.

mustard..?

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"would a bean of some sort be the correct item of comparison..?

probably not in sauce as that would look a bit iffy..

What kind of bean? A butter bean, a kidney bean?

preferably one which doesn't lose its shape when it gets hot and wet..

butter beans tend to become a bit mushy if left unattended whilst perving on fab..

Haricot beans are tasty..

suppose a French bean would be quite exotic.. That would be tricky to hide in a thong though...unless you had a large labia like a ham salad sandwich.

mustard..?"
Ouchie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does'nt matter how big it is.....some people would still need a sat nav to find it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Baked bean should be the standard for measurement, lol

*cue new clit pics with a baked bean next to it*

Beat that Sky Remotes

I can see a bean war occuring and someone gettin skelped off the back o the head with a tin o heinz!

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

"Baked bean should be the standard for measurement, lol

*cue new clit pics with a baked bean next to it*

Beat that Sky Remotes

I can see a bean war occuring and someone gettin skelped off the back o the head with a tin o heinz!

LOL! Or new party tricks with beans. Wait......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does'nt matter how big it is.....some people would still need a sat nav to find it

Ha & still get lost!

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

A comparison bean

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"would a bean of some sort be the correct item of comparison..?

probably not in sauce as that would look a bit iffy..

What kind of bean? A butter bean, a kidney bean?

preferably one which doesn't lose its shape when it gets hot and wet..

butter beans tend to become a bit mushy if left unattended whilst perving on fab..

Haricot beans are tasty..

suppose a French bean would be quite exotic.. That would be tricky to hide in a thong though...unless you had a large labia like a ham salad sandwich.

mustard..?Ouchie!

French or American is not as harsh..

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By *o1mrtlcMan
over a year ago

cannock

"Is it better to have a big one or a little one?

Guys like to pride themselves on having a big cock, do women do the same regarding their clits?

P.S- What measuring tool is best~?

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best way to measure it is with a tongue come here let me show you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You will still get some smart sod WEARING a beanie!

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By *mallteaserWoman
over a year ago

Central

Small but fun x

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Small but fun x"
Does it have a good sense of humour then?

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By *mallteaserWoman
over a year ago

Central

Depends if it's tickled right xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends if it's tickled right xxx"

But not so much that you piss yourself. Oh wait, thats not piss is it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best forum to date ..he he he .all ya ladies a beautiful whether it's a jelly bean , tesco value beans, black bean... You all gorgeous ..(:

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By *irtyDee33Woman
over a year ago

South Yorkshire

Lol love this, can always count on the forumites to cheer me up!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"would a bean of some sort be the correct item of comparison..?

probably not in sauce as that would look a bit iffy..

What kind of bean? A butter bean, a kidney bean?"

How about a Sean Bean?

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By *o1mrtlcMan
over a year ago

cannock

"would a bean of some sort be the correct item of comparison..?

probably not in sauce as that would look a bit iffy..

What kind of bean? A butter bean, a kidney bean?

How about a Sean Bean?"
what about Mr bean lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

D has no bean whatsoever. Just an 'area'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bean comparisons are no good ...

You've got to go for the mixed nuts bag

Watch out for the Brazil and walnuts

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I've read the thread and followed the bean talk but surely it's a magic bean?

Wasn't there some research about how much of the clitoris is exposed, how much is internal and how far back it is on achieving clitoral orgasm?

I don't know how big mine is but some are very good at finding it.

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By *icechap50Man
over a year ago

Dudley

Fantastic little item love to tickle one later if anyone's got one local to use

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fantastic little item love to tickle one later if anyone's got one local to use"

Replies in an envelope?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Fantastic little item love to tickle one later if anyone's got one local to use"

To USE?

They're our toys, not yours.

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By *icechap50Man
over a year ago

Dudley

"Fantastic little item love to tickle one later if anyone's got one local to use

To USE?

They're our toys, not yours."

But I was taught to share

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Will all you lovely ladies have a feel and say what sort of bean you compare to? I will have a "Shower" later when I read the replies

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Will all you lovely ladies have a feel and say what sort of bean you compare to? I will have a "Shower" later when I read the replies

I don't think of mine as a bean. It wasn't until joining the forum that I even knew some people called them beans!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Will all you lovely ladies have a feel and say what sort of bean you compare to? I will have a "Shower" later when I read the replies

I don't think of mine as a bean. It wasn't until joining the forum that I even knew some people called them beans!"

I didn't know until I read this thread!

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By *all-Eddies QosCouple
over a year ago

wirral

Mine is small, looks smaller than it is I think cos I have substantial lips.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine used to be average but is now larger and when aroused she grows a little more

According to hubby she is larger than average but she doesnt stick out like a miniwilly lol. We both love her when she grows, more to be sensitive and get his lips around lol.

Size wise I would say that she is the size of a hazelnut

We all know that some men name their willies, do any of you women name your clits?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mines not that big, a man i met said it gets twice the size when you are aroused, and he was a doctor.

i met one lady who had a big one and she seemed to cum a lot.

One man i met thought i had a big clit because he could feel it getting hard and he said he didnt normaly notice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my cock is that small it looks like a big clit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my cock is that small it looks like a big clit

Ha ha totally LOL at that and nearly spat my wine out everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my cock is that small it looks like a big clit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not saying it is btw just the comment made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

does it matter as long as it works lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not saying it is btw just the comment made me laugh

its like a AAA battery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"does it matter as long as it works lol"

as long as you have one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"does it matter as long as it works lol"

it works alright i always miss the toilet with it

its hard when using a tweezer to do a wee

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Some guy told mine was half an inch of being a cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some guy told mine was half an inch of being a cock

i reckon yours is bigger than mine

measures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"does it matter as long as it works lol

as long as you have one.

i have one and his name is Horace de Hampton

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Will all you lovely ladies have a feel and say what sort of bean you compare to? I will have a "Shower" later when I read the replies

I don't think of mine as a bean. It wasn't until joining the forum that I even knew some people called them beans!"

'beanies' was a term used by some in the forces for women who were gay in the days when being so was enough to be dishonourably discharged..

'flicking the bean' was an associated phrase..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine's much smaller than my remote.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am the proud owner of a yardlong bean.

Pictures only. No touching.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't got a clit buy I have a huge cat if that counts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am the proud owner of a yardlong bean.

Pictures only. No touching."

Does it go erect and straight out like pinocchio's nose or does it droop like a limp pepperoni stick?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am the proud owner of a yardlong bean.

Pictures only. No touching.

Does it go erect and straight out like pinocchio's nose or does it droop like a limp pepperoni stick?"

You mean 'droop like a has-bean'?

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Is it better to have a big one or a little one?

Guys like to pride themselves on having a big cock, do women do the same regarding their clits?

P.S- What measuring tool is best~?

Sometimes I cant find it

Have get my sewing kit out an use a.....to find it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am the proud owner of a yardlong bean.

Pictures only. No touching.

Does it go erect and straight out like pinocchio's nose or does it droop like a limp pepperoni stick?

You mean 'droop like a has-bean'?"

I have had baked, butter, kidney, broad and runner bean but never a has-bean what colour are they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine's much smaller than my remote. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have had baked, butter, kidney, broad and runner bean but never a has-bean what colour are they?"

white with a black eye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think mines just a normal size bean

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Any runner beans?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any runner beans?

I don't like them they are stringy

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

"I am the proud owner of a yardlong bean.

Pictures only. No touching."

Produce the goods...wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only have a small one, its not over sensitive either, takes a lot of stimulation to make me cum but worth the effort

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any size up to the size if an eyeball - dont want to be stared back at whilst licking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

unattractive stuffed kebab foof lol never heard it called a "foof" for a long time , made me chuckle . Kebab flavoured as well yummy ??

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Any size up to the size if an eyeball - dont want to be stared back at whilst licking

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Says a man ...they have and eye at the end of their tackle! Cheek!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any size up to the size if an eyeball - dont want to be stared back at whilst licking

Says a man ...they have and eye at the end of their tackle! Cheek!!

Ok I'm a cheeky monkey sometimes

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

"I only have a small one, its not over sensitive either, takes a lot of stimulation to make me cum but worth the effort

Would you like to show the class?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I only have a small one, its not over sensitive either, takes a lot of stimulation to make me cum but worth the effort

Would you like to show the class?

Maybe you should offer a measuring service. I'm sure Sydney Uni will want to publish the results.

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

"I only have a small one, its not over sensitive either, takes a lot of stimulation to make me cum but worth the effort

Would you like to show the class?

Maybe you should offer a measuring service. I'm sure Sydney Uni will want to publish the results.

I already published my bum thesis. I transferred to Brisbane uni for a second PhD. Beanology

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

I can't find nics......lol

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I can't find nics......lol"
Look in her nics....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't find nics......lol"

I could help you find it for her lol

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

I was in bed with my Japanese girlfriend, when I happened to remark that her fanny was getting a bit baggy...

She lost it and screamed, "You always

CLITTYSIZING!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines big enough to find without a sat nav and a grid reference thank goodness!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines big enough to find without a sat nav and a grid reference thank goodness!"

At the next junction get between the thighs , turn slightly left and part the lips accelerate forward and you have reached your destination clitthorpes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does'nt matter how big it is.....some people would still need a sat nav to find it

so agree with tht

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"would a bean of some sort be the correct item of comparison..?

probably not in sauce as that would look a bit iffy..

What kind of bean? A butter bean, a kidney bean?"

Sean Bean????

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