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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I pick things up, and i put them down. Then repeat.

...where am i?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OCD ????????????

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford

Inside the brain of my dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a mobile vets???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Nope

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Does it have anything to do with Chicken?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Checkout operator ?????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does it have anything to do with Chicken? "

..not at this time of day. I havent had my oats yet lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

The Gym?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sat in a crane/forklift

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The Gym?"

You smart arse. Well done you!!

...i guess thats another thread closed a bit too early lol. Didnt think this one through either pmsl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Gym?

You smart arse. Well done you!!

...i guess thats another thread closed a bit too early lol. Didnt think this one through either pmsl.

"

Stop sniffing the towels.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"The Gym?

You smart arse. Well done you!!

...i guess thats another thread closed a bit too early lol. Didnt think this one through either pmsl.

Stop sniffing the towels. "

I use Tampons...smart arse!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Okay. Another one..

An electric train is travelling north towards club Xtasia. Then moves east towards Chams before going travelling east to see some naturists in Cornwall before returning south to arrive at Abfabs and then Eurekas.

Where is the direction of the steam of the train?

..ps. the geography is all random. I dont know where a these clubs are lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay. Another one..

An electric train is travelling north towards club Xtasia. Then moves east towards Chams before going travelling east to see some naturists in Cornwall before returning south to arrive at Abfabs and then Eurekas.

Where is the direction of the steam of the train?

..ps. the geography is all random. I dont know where a these clubs are lol

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No steam! Its electric.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Behind it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay. Another one..

An electric train is travelling north towards club Xtasia. Then moves east towards Chams before going travelling east to see some naturists in Cornwall before returning south to arrive at Abfabs and then Eurekas.

Where is the direction of the steam of the train?

..ps. the geography is all random. I dont know where a these clubs are lol

"

No steam, electric train. Next riddle please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay. Another one..

An electric train is travelling north towards club Xtasia. Then moves east towards Chams before going travelling east to see some naturists in Cornwall before returning south to arrive at Abfabs and then Eurekas.

Where is the direction of the steam of the train?

..ps. the geography is all random. I dont know where a these clubs are lol

No steam! Its electric."

Oops I so didn't engage brain before my other reply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay. Another one..

An electric train is travelling north towards club Xtasia. Then moves east towards Chams before going travelling east to see some naturists in Cornwall before returning south to arrive at Abfabs and then Eurekas.

Where is the direction of the steam of the train?

..ps. the geography is all random. I dont know where a these clubs are lol

No steam! Its electric."

unless the electric motor is burning out with al this pointless travelling between clubs but never stopping lol.

oh, and for the first riddle, i was gonna say V shopping lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I'm young I'm tall, when I'm old I'm short, what am I?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Okay. Another one..

An electric train is travelling north towards club Xtasia. Then moves east towards Chams before going travelling east to see some naturists in Cornwall before returning south to arrive at Abfabs and then Eurekas.

Where is the direction of the steam of the train?

..ps. the geography is all random. I dont know where a these clubs are lol

No steam! Its electric."

Oh damn! Was it that easy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 03/10/13 13:13:28]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I'm young I'm tall, when I'm old I'm short, what am I?"

your cock?

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By *aulsussex5Man
over a year ago

nr Gatwick

What gets wetter as it dries?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"When I'm young I'm tall, when I'm old I'm short, what am I?"
A Candle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I'm young I'm tall, when I'm old I'm short, what am I?"

Some sort of vegetation? Like a sunflower?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When I'm young I'm tall, when I'm old I'm short, what am I?"

A hunchback?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What gets wetter as it dries?"

Towel

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"What gets wetter as it dries?"
A Towel.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can we have the answer before a new one. Its too early in the morning for me lol i get confused easy haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we have the answer before a new one. Its too early in the morning for me lol i get confused easy haha

"

Its all that picking up and putting down your doing!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can we have the answer before a new one. Its too early in the morning for me lol i get confused easy haha

Its all that picking up and putting down your doing! "

Pmsl!! My legs arent moving lol

..so did we get the answers already? Is it time for another?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes we did.

here goes, an easy one

what goes up a drain pipe down, but not down a drain pipe up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yes we did.

here goes, an easy one

what goes up a drain pipe down, but not down a drain pipe up?"

A rat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Here is another.

They come out at night without being called, and are lost in the day without being stolen. What are they?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"yes we did.

here goes, an easy one

what goes up a drain pipe down, but not down a drain pipe up?"

A spider?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here is another.

They come out at night without being called, and are lost in the day without being stolen. What are they?

"

stars.

and no correct answers yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Here is another.

They come out at night without being called, and are lost in the day without being stolen. What are they?

stars.

and no correct answers yet"

Oooh. Look at you!! Well done.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Your riddle is hard to get my head round. All this up and down business today lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yes we did.

here goes, an easy one

what goes up a drain pipe down, but not down a drain pipe up?"

A brolly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I'm young I'm tall, when I'm old I'm short, what am I?A Candle."

10 points _emmefatale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yes we did.

here goes, an easy one

what goes up a drain pipe down, but not down a drain pipe up?

A brolly!"

10 points lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What can run all day without tiring, yet has no feet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What can run all day without tiring, yet has no feet?"

water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What can run all day without tiring, yet has no feet?

water"

Have yer feckin 10 points back ya smartass!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hitler and goebels lying dead in an empty room, surrounded by water and glass.

the only objects in the room are a table and a chair.

the door and windows were all locked before you entered to find the bodies.

how did they die

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

meant to say, the chair is lying on the floor too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hitler and goebels lying dead in an empty room, surrounded by water and glass.

the only objects in the room are a table and a chair.

the door and windows were all locked before you entered to find the bodies.

how did they die"

They're goldfish, and the cat knocked over their fishbowl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hitler and goebels lying dead in an empty room, surrounded by water and glass.

the only objects in the room are a table and a chair.

the door and windows were all locked before you entered to find the bodies.

how did they die

They're goldfish, and the cat knocked over their fishbowl."

ya fecker lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hitler and goebels lying dead in an empty room, surrounded by water and glass.

the only objects in the room are a table and a chair.

the door and windows were all locked before you entered to find the bodies.

how did they die

They're goldfish, and the cat knocked over their fishbowl.

ya fecker lol"

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

John lives in a block of flats on the 11th floor. In the mornings he gets in the lift at the 11th floor and goes down to the ground floor to get to work, yet, in the evenings he can only go up to the 8th floor and has to get out and use the stairs to the 11th. Why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"John lives in a block of flats on the 11th floor. In the mornings he gets in the lift at the 11th floor and goes down to the ground floor to get to work, yet, in the evenings he can only go up to the 8th floor and has to get out and use the stairs to the 11th. Why?"

cuz john i a short arse lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"John lives in a block of flats on the 11th floor. In the mornings he gets in the lift at the 11th floor and goes down to the ground floor to get to work, yet, in the evenings he can only go up to the 8th floor and has to get out and use the stairs to the 11th. Why?

cuz john i a short arse lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok, last one before work.

a prisoner is held in an empty room.

no doors or wondows, just a solid concrete 'box miles and miles away from anywhere.

all he was allowed was a bottle of beer at each meal time, so, how did he escape?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ok, last one before work.

a prisoner is held in an empty room.

no doors or wondows, just a solid concrete 'box miles and miles away from anywhere.

all he was allowed was a bottle of beer at each meal time, so, how did he escape?"

You win smartass!

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