FabSwingers.com forum: What is female masturbation called?

By *ovelybum OP Couple
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells

We have heard male wanking called in many different ways, but what's the female funniest one you know or heard?

And here are few to start with:

Gathering the Nectar

Swimming in the Fountain...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flickin the bean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going walkabout in the bush down under.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rubbing one out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gusset typist

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By *cottishrichMan
over a year ago

Here and there

"Rubbing one out."

Rubbing one in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I call it a lady wank

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Stroking the cat's face.

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By *iver_iew1Couple
over a year ago

gourock

self fucking

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By *obbobeanMan
over a year ago

dagenham

Wank the man in the boat lol

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford

Briuse the beaver

club the clam

tease the tuna taco

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stroking the pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Friggin yourself off or I simply use.... Sorting yourself out.x

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

"Flickin the bean"

This

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
over a year ago

the vale

struming the banjo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Playing with the map of Tassie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"fun!"

strumming the banjo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fanny bashing.??

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Muffin Buffin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Muffin Buffin."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bash the gash for cash and wipe it all over your tache

...i thought you would call it just a good old fingering

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Manual Overide.

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford

"Muffin Buffin."

Haaaahaha my new fave... brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DIY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We have heard male wanking called in many different ways, but what's the female funniest one you know or heard?

And here are few to start with:

Gathering the Nectar

Swimming in the Fountain...

I prefer ......self service

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By *o1mrtlcMan
over a year ago

cannock

Playing with the man in the boat lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...or, is it its time she takes a trip to B&Q?

(You know DIY store and all that - you get it?

)

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By *iver_iew1Couple
over a year ago

gourock

"...or, is it its time she takes a trip to B&Q?

(You know DIY store and all that - you get it?

)

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nice pic popeye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...or, is it its time she takes a trip to B&Q?

(You know DIY store and all that - you get it?

)

I already said it lol

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I just say i'm having a wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i always called it frapping

or strumming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just say i'm having a wank

Me too

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Masturbating

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By *innamon ChallengeMan
over a year ago

London

Jilling off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Selfish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finger of fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Missterbating ??

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By * n zCouple
over a year ago

leamington spa

Twanging the twinkie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flickin the bean"

Reminds me of the time I worked in catering and flicked a stray bean across the side at the end of the night.

Innocently told my boss I flicked the bean

I didn't know what it meant at 16!!

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By *icechap50Man
over a year ago

Dudley

Strumming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I call it a lady wank.

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By *enninemarkMan
over a year ago

huddersfield/manchester

A pleasure (hopefully for her and to watch!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard it called Playing the Prawn once

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By *uppy ConquerorMan
over a year ago

dundee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I call it lady wanking, does what it says on the tin

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By *rMrsAdriaCouple
over a year ago

Gosport

Feeding the pony

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Happy days... positive moaning is always good

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By *uppy ConquerorMan
over a year ago

dundee

fuck sake who stole the batteries from the remote control

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feeding the pony

my faverot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my mate invented a term (I think) after spotting a lady playing with herself in her car when we were young lads, he just exclaimed "LOOK AT HER, SHES TWEAKING!" and its a term that's stuck to this day and I don't think I've heard it anywhere else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fapping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gusset typist"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knew a female guitarist once, she would say

Practicing my fingering. Or

Checking my fretwork

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

playing the cello?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"playing the cello?"

Loving some of the names I don't reality call it anything I just do it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flickin the bean

Reminds me of the time I worked in catering and flicked a stray bean across the side at the end of the night.

Innocently told my boss I flicked the bean

I didn't know what it meant at 16!! "

Hehehe, that WAS funny, made me smile anyway...lol.

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By *uckyinlustMan
over a year ago

manchester

KFC

coz its finger licking good .......

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

Rocking the man in the boat

Sorting my self out

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

fracking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wankette !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Double clicking the mouse

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By *ightysDirtyDuoCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle

We call it the 'ww'

Woman wank lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fudding myself silly

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Dave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We have heard male wanking called in many different ways, but what's the female funniest one you know or heard?

And here are few to start with:

Gathering the Nectar

Swimming in the Fountain...

Here its called

"a rarity" ....

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