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What is your routeen when you get up?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Shaz gets up about 2 hours before our lad is due to get up for school.

Bath/shower = 1/2 hour

Spends a good 1/2 hour deciding what she is going to wear.

Tries on several different shoes to see if they match her cloths, often changing her cloths if none of her 15 pairs of shoes match.

Tries holding one of her 27 handbags to see if they match her said shoes and cloths, often having to change the shoes and cloths to match the bag.

When she finds a good combination, she will then spend a good 10 minutes transfering all the crap from yesterdays handbag to todays handbag.

Then of course, she has 9 different purses

When she is happy with that, makeup and hair can take a good 1/2 hour.

Finally she will leave the bedroom and drink coffee and destress her hard morning routeen with 10 fags!

When I get up..

Shower = 5 min

cloths = whatever is at front of wardrobe or on top of pile.

Shoes, I have 1 pair of trainers and 1 pair of shoes.

coffee!

Whats your routeen?

Tony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alarm at 5.30

loo

pull on t shirt n tracksuit bottoms

kettle on

walk dogs

kettle on again and make drink for mrs stu ready for when she gets up

feed dogs

feed cats

let all the chickens etc out and feed them all

housework

shower

dress

that's roughly it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stu want to come and train my kids??

In August my eldest starts high school and she will need to be at the bus stop for 8am (yeah right she will still be fighting with me over the skirt length) but I cant get her up and dressed for 8am never mind out the door!!

Shona

x x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Up at 6.45

Shower

Dressed

Glass of water

Do hair and make-up

(all this whilst chasing the 14 year along to get ready)

Grab bag

Off to work by 8 ...

Sugar x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

toast

coffee

cig

coffee

coffee

cig

coffee

cig

ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alarm 6.30, out of bed 6.50, dress, put kettle on, walk dogs, come back in kettle almost boiled, make tea and coffee, take tea to Mrs Red who's getting ready for work, drink my coffee while looking at the forums, have some brekky at the same time, take Mrs Red to work then go to work myself or go back home again if I've decided to have the day off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

alarm goes off at 6.30 am whack alarm on to snooze

alarm goes off at 6.40 curse alarm

alarm goes off at 6.50 curse the human race

get up cough like a bus on its last legs

drag sorry ass out of bed go to loo recoil in horror at mirror

jump in shower

get big stick wake kiddo

get growled at by kiddo

dry hair bawl at kiddo to get up

drag kiddo out bed by legs

go downstairs sort out cereal cook dogs breakfast make coffee have fag

get dressed shout at kiddo to move it

slice of toast threaten kiddo with removel of wii if clothes dont go on

walk dog

another 2 cigs and coffee final check before leavin

go to car go back in house retrieve homework/switch straightners off xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wake up punctually sometime between 11am and 3pm

Two cups of tea

Two ciggarettes

Now Sasha will approach me without fear - never before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6.30am wake up (most times, but sometimes need an extra phone call)

Drink coffee smoke fags until 7

Wake kids up

Have at least twenty fags while they thunder down stairs arguing about who's turn it is to make their packed lunches.

half listen to GMTV

tell kids to hurry up and get moving

get shower

sometimes dry/straighten hair, sometimes fling mousse in it

shout at kids coz they're arguing about whose turn it is to make lunch

make kids lunch

Tell kids to get a move on whilst throwing make up on

have another fag

have another coffee

defrost car

do kids hair

chuck kids out the door

have another fag

get in car and go to work

And ppl wonder why I drink

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By *aughty_kittyWoman
over a year ago

finger licking good

alarm goes off at 7.30, have a fag and then go disconnect my daughters feeding pump. then drag her out of bed. put cbbies on and flush her tube. have a wash and teeth, then do daughters get her dressed for school put some water down the tube and leave at 8.45.

or should i say drag her out while she is moaning she is tired.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

loo

fag

fab

cuppa

fab

fag

contemplate getting dressed then change mind

fag

champagne

afternoon nap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"loo

fag

fab

cuppa

fab

fag

contemplate getting dressed then change mind

fag

champagne

afternoon nap"

pmsl x

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Weekdays... alarm 7:00am snooze, get up at 7;20, coffee, watch news, shower, get reay for work hair make up etc... set out at 8:40.

Weekends...whatever I feel like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

up at 6 am

shower

cuppa

dressed

on the road within 20 mins

drive on average 300/500 miles a day visiting sites

back to Liverpool

gym

work out

steam room

home

eat

on here

collapse about 12.30

repeat x 5 days

weekends

gym in the mornings

saturday I like to shop !!!!!!!!!!and not for food

sunday have my lads round and cook a huge roast

end

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By *ipstickCouple
over a year ago

swansea

monday to friday

6am alarm

loo & clean teeth

downstairs by 6:05

kettle and straighteners on

pc and tv on for news and check mail and make tea/coffee - depends on how i feel !

hair to be straightened

make up to be done

uniform on !!!

leave house for work 6:45am

get my social life back at about 3pm - or later if a crap day !

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By *ipstickCouple
over a year ago

swansea

pmsl - forgot weekends !

if footy is home on sat - go watch

catch up on chores

go out and take new pics !!!!

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bump

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I like to "bump" when i first get up also

Seems a lot of peeps here like there snooze button

Tony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get up to the alarm, then straight away I....

Wash my hands, then onto

making little un's breakfast, bring in the milk from the doorstep

make Ms Rooney a coffee and myself a boiled water, then

feed the pigs

help get little un ready making sure teeth are brushed properly, whilst getting ion as many hugs as I can

get myself a proper wash and then dressed, then

take little un to school.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get up to the alarm, then straight away I....

Wash my hands, then onto

making little un's breakfast, bring in the milk from the doorstep

make Ms Rooney a coffee and myself a boiled water, then

feed the pigs

help get little un ready making sure teeth are brushed properly, whilst getting ion as many hugs as I can

get myself a proper wash and then dressed, then

take little un to school."

Oh, I tend to shower when I get back from dropping little un off to school.

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By *ishful.thinkingWoman
over a year ago

east london

Fall out of bed at 6.30 eyes still closed,

walk dog still half asleep,

make tea - log on and check work email and fabs,

get child up,

shower,

get child up again

get myself ready, do some shouting to try and move things along, give the same lecture re responsibilities and attitude, pull down daughters skirt again and start another ongoing argument

same old same old

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

shag

loo

shag

fag

nap

shag

shower shag

cuppa

fag

sofa shag

breakfast

kitchen floor shag

make pompoms

shag

cook dinner

shag

fag

champers

shag......

.

and it's not even 4 o'clock!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hubby (in 1 hour):

Gets up, toilet, wash, gets dressed, feeds cat, makes cuppa, brings me drink and tablets in bed, makes own lunchbox, sorts laundry, reminds me to get up, says goodbye and goes to work.

Me:

open eyes, groan, stretch, close eyes, get up when Hubby leaves for work, drink cold coffee and take tablets, toilet & wash, dress, pick up laptop and leave for work.

I'm not good on work mornings

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