FabSwingers.com forum: Anybodys silly thread !

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Please feel free to post random thoughts and comments and no negativity allowed !!

Gone are the days where some threads had us all crying with laughter and I miss them

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By *noops123Man
over a year ago

monmouth

Do I stop at fleet services for coffee in the morning or push on to Mimms services ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am half d*unk

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By *noops123Man
over a year ago

monmouth

I'm alf sober !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1st time of forum guys

teach me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do I stop at fleet services for coffee in the morning or push on to Mimms services ???

So do I have a services

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do I stop at fleet services for coffee in the morning or push on to Mimms services ???

I'm from Yeovil , do you know my brother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't stop at Sudbury? x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've just eaten a box of after eight mints

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im going to have crumpets x

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By *noops123Man
over a year ago

monmouth

I can do a service Minnie !!

I haven't got a brother in yeovil!

And I like jam doughnuts .... Warm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive just had a tube of rolos and a can of Coca-Cola.

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By *noops123Man
over a year ago

monmouth

"Don't stop at Sudbury? x"

Wish I didn't have too ....

But it pays the bills x

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By *noops123Man
over a year ago

monmouth

"Do I stop at fleet services for coffee in the morning or push on to Mimms services ???

I'm from Yeovil , do you know my brother

Yes he's here with me now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just eaten a box of after eight mints

All of them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to my nice warm bed in a minute, I've been waiting for this since 6 this morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ive just had a tube of rolos and a can of Coca-Cola."

And who got the last rolo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

am now belching like a pig.!!!

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd

I'm watching a box set, one we bought because we love it so much, yet I've just realised I don't watch half of the episodes I just stare at the forums because I just can't watch eekk!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm going to my nice warm bed in a minute, I've been waiting for this since 6 this morning

And I've sneaked in and keeping yourside warm for you

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By *noops123Man
over a year ago

monmouth

I'm sure that crunchie just whispered to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do I stop at fleet services for coffee in the morning or push on to Mimms services ???

I'm from Yeovil , do you know my brother

Do you talk like a Farmers wife ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would have been you Queen but you live so far away.So I ate it thinking about you.

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

A guy came into my work today said he was looking for a job...

I asked what kind of job...

He said.. "well a driving job but not actually driving cause I can't drive"

It goes down as the most bizarre conversation I've had in ages

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'm hot and steamy just out of the shower

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've just eaten a box of after eight mints

All of them?

Yes oink oink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to my nice warm bed in a minute, I've been waiting for this since 6 this morning

And I've sneaked in and keeping yourside warm for you

Ooh you're an angel aren't you, now spread em I'm coming in

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By *noops123Man
over a year ago

monmouth

"A guy came into my work today said he was looking for a job...

I asked what kind of job...

He said.. "well a driving job but not actually driving cause I can't drive"

It goes down as the most bizarre conversation I've had in ages

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It would have been you Queen but you live so far away.So I ate it thinking about you."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am doing abs while perving here...

And drinking Chablis...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy came into my work today said he was looking for a job...

I asked what kind of job...

He said.. "well a driving job but not actually driving cause I can't drive"

It goes down as the most bizarre conversation I've had in ages

That's random

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just eaten a box of after eight mints

All of them?

Yes oink oink

Easily done, they just seem to go down too quickly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am doing abs while perving here...

And drinking Chablis...

Lucky guy

or girl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm going to my nice warm bed in a minute, I've been waiting for this since 6 this morning

And I've sneaked in and keeping yourside warm for you

Ooh you're an angel aren't you, now spread em I'm coming in

Damn! But I'm already on my knees

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By *noops123Man
over a year ago

monmouth

"Do I stop at fleet services for coffee in the morning or push on to Mimms services ???

I'm from Yeovil , do you know my brother

Do you talk like a Farmers wife ?

Ooo aaarrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sure that crunchie just whispered to me "

Lucky you, my whisper just shouted at me, and its given me a headache

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You must return here with a shrubbery, or else you will never pass through this wood alive!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to my nice warm bed in a minute, I've been waiting for this since 6 this morning

And I've sneaked in and keeping yourside warm for you

Ooh you're an angel aren't you, now spread em I'm coming in

Damn! But I'm already on my knees

Perfect

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A guy came into my work today said he was looking for a job...

I asked what kind of job...

He said.. "well a driving job but not actually driving cause I can't drive"

It goes down as the most bizarre conversation I've had in ages

Ha ha that is funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need some debauchery

Roll on Friday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whitechapel is on. Can I come out from behind the pillow yet?!

Oh and fuck you surround sound I just thought that was my own smoke alarm going off!!

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By *noops123Man
over a year ago

monmouth

"Don't stop at Sudbury? x"

Push on right up to GY....

Get the beers in x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never stand there laughing while a cow licks your car as you will be crying when you see the scratches its sandpaper tongue leaves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went jogging today, first time ever, got rained off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am doing abs while perving here...

And drinking Chablis...

Bet Abs isn't very happy if your doing him as well as perving lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whitechapel is on. Can I come out from behind the pillow yet?!

Oh and fuck you surround sound I just thought that was my own smoke alarm going off!! "

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By *adgodCouple
over a year ago

Greensburg

Clearly among the very worst things you could do to a blind man. ...is to leave the plunger in the toilet.......

I'm just saying....

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I've just come out from behind the sofa...need a vodka to calm me nerves

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Clearly among the very worst things you could do to a blind man. ...is to leave the plunger in the toilet.......

I'm just saying...."

Lmfaoooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've left my bedroom window open, too scared to sleep

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I am in a mischievous mood tonight......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bought some "doggy bags" fir cleaning up on our walks ...

WTF They're see-through

Who wants to be walking around with a see-through poop bag in their hands ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm looking for a man with a little willy.. If your available, please make yourself known

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm looking for a man with a little willy.. If your available, please make yourself known

My brother's called William and he's shorter than me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bought some "doggy bags" fir cleaning up on our walks ...

WTF They're see-through

Who wants to be walking around with a see-through poop bag in their hands ?

Pets at home sell pink spotty ones

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I'm looking for a man with a big willy

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Hmmmn...there's cheesecake in the fridge...must...re...sist!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

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By *utmegsMan
over a year ago

Closer than you think

I don't believe the naysayers who claim that Sylvio Berlusconi's hair is fake.

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"I'm looking for a man with a little willy.. If your available, please make yourself known

Tell you what - I promise not to put it all in - OK?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a chilly night. Time for central heating

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Just told my daughter to turn central heating off...now I'm cold!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too hot to put heating on, going to hit 20 here on Fri x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm looking for a man with a little willy.. If your available, please make yourself known

My brother's called William and he's shorter than me

Can you send him over? I've not had sex for 30 days

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hmmmn...there's cheesecake in the fridge...must...re...sist!

Is there not a sign on it saying 'eat me'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm looking for a man with a little willy.. If your available, please make yourself known

My brother's called William and he's shorter than me

Can you send him over? I've not had sex for 30 days

I'm not speaking to him, but you can have the next best thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm looking for a man with a little willy.. If your available, please make yourself known

My brother's called William and he's shorter than me

Can you send him over? I've not had sex for 30 days

I'm not speaking to him, but you can have the next best thing

But do you have a little willy of your own? I'm not allowed any bashing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

penguins.....that is all.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am in a mischievous mood tonight......

Terrible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmmn...there's cheesecake in the fridge...must...re...sist!

Is there not a sign on it saying 'eat me'?

I want a sign like that for my pussy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hmmmn...there's cheesecake in the fridge...must...re...sist!

Is there not a sign on it saying 'eat me'?

I want a sign like that for my pussy

I've got one.. Check out my avatar

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Remember the last time you had an 'aha' moment?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've put that much weight on converlessing I can feel my bum wiggle

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"I've put that much weight on converlessing I can feel my bum wiggle

My breakfast of coffee (milk no sugar) and a .

Mars Bar won t help my bottom from wiggling then,,,;-)

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"I've put that much weight on converlessing I can feel my bum wiggle

My breakfast of coffee (milk no sugar) and a .

Mars Bar won t help my bottom from wiggling then,,,;-)

I'd like to see you wiggle your bottom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do I stop at fleet services for coffee in the morning or push on to Mimms services ???

I'm from Yeovil , do you know my brother

Do you talk like a Farmers wife ?

Ooooooooo arrrrrrrrr

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By *aulsussex5Man
over a year ago

nr Gatwick

Two random thoughts from me:

Why does lemon juice have artificial flavours when washing up liquid is made of real lemons??? and why dont sheep shrink in the rain???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do I stop at fleet services for coffee in the morning or push on to Mimms services ???

I'm from Yeovil , do you know my brother

Do you talk like a Farmers wife ?

Ooooooooo arrrrrrrrr "

After a week with my Sister I can't help but mimic her accent lol x

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

My friend mark (who is a ninja) says that vegetarians are allowed to eat beef as technically it is dairy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do the doors in the supermarket say "this door is alarmed "?.

Surely I am not that frightening ?.

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By *oulnrockmanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

And why does the sign at the family planning clinic say please use rear entrance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why advertise that an area has "slow children ".

We can't all be expected to be geniuses .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. do matches sizzle when they are wet?

2. songs somebody else's guy and my guy the question is Where they written about the same guy from both sides?

3. how do you like your black pudding raw or cooked?

4. how do prefer your eggs boiled fried scrambled poached or unfertilized ?

5. what can travel the world while staying in the corner?

6. if you have me, you want to share me, if you share me you haven't got me what am i ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dam out of milk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"dam out of milk"

How would it stay up ?.

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By *aulsussex5Man
over a year ago

nr Gatwick

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By *aulsussex5Man
over a year ago

nr Gatwick

"dam out of milk"

Is thjat the headline from the Umpa Lumpa Daily Post?

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