FabSwingers.com forum: sending women funny messages!!

By *ohnjones3210 OP Man
over a year ago

Chester

Hiya!!! I've just sent this message to five women for a laugh. Each simply deleted it straight away!

How can they delete? I thought it was hilarious! I was pissing myself writing it. Some women are so boring!

The message said this:

"Hi, I am boring guy, I do not communicate well with others due to the fact that I'm an outcast. I also haven't bothered to read your profile as I cannot read and even if I could, I wouldn't want to as I'm very lazy. I have however looked at the pretty pictures and I would very much like to shove my cock into you as this appeals to my natural instincts. Cheers"

Hahahahaha!!! What funny messages have you sent for a laugh and has anyone actually responded?

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

I'd assume you were taking the piss and delete it too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd assume you were taking the piss and delete it too

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Generally my cock picture has them in stitches,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd post a few of my devastatingly funny messages - but since its against forum rules...............

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By *cottishrichMan
over a year ago

Here and there

Humour doesn't always come across properly in writing and not everyone's sense of humour is the same. You'll do much better by sending individual messages and maybe saving the jokes for a few messages in.

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By *ohnjones3210 OP Man
over a year ago

Chester

Hahahaha! Really? Taking the piss... Lol. But its not. It's just a stupid message hahaha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont mean to be rude but that wasnt funny. That is a very selective humour and is not something i would write in a first message

...thats my point of view. You could have said that after a couple of messages maybe.

Good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...and i would count that as copy and paste. Not good mate, not good. Stepping on very thin ice there lol

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By *ohnjones3210 OP Man
over a year ago

Chester

"Humour doesn't always come across properly in writing and not everyone's sense of humour is the same. You'll do much better by sending individual messages and maybe saving the jokes for a few messages in. "

Hahaha!! It was just a one off... I just felt like doing something stupid haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha!! It was just a one off... I just felt like doing something stupid haha!"

I think that you possibly succeeded.......

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By *ohnjones3210 OP Man
over a year ago

Chester

Hahaha!! It was just a one off... I just felt like doing something stupid haha!

I think that you possibly succeeded.......

Probably??? Haha!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hiya!!! I've just sent this message to five women for a laugh. Each simply deleted it straight away!

How can they delete? I thought it was hilarious! I was pissing myself writing it. Some women are so boring!

The message said this:

Hahahahaha!!! What funny messages have you sent for a laugh and has anyone actually responded?"

I have never sent a first message but now I'm tempted to send similar messages and see if they get deleted !!!!! Lol (yes it is a very dull day)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hiya!!! I've just sent this message to five women for a laugh. Each simply deleted it straight away!

How can they delete? I thought it was hilarious! I was pissing myself writing it. Some women are so boring!

The message said this:

Hahahahaha!!! What funny messages have you sent for a laugh and has anyone actually responded?"

we'll id have thought you would have had them falling at your feel with that little gem of a message, whats wrong with some women

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By *ohnjones3210 OP Man
over a year ago

Chester

"Hiya!!! I've just sent this message to five women for a laugh. Each simply deleted it straight away!

How can they delete? I thought it was hilarious! I was pissing myself writing it. Some women are so boring!

The message said this:

Hahahahaha!!! What funny messages have you sent for a laugh and has anyone actually responded?

I have never sent a first message but now I'm tempted to send similar messages and see if they get deleted !!!!! Lol (yes it is a very dull day)

Tell me about it... Why is everyone so boring?? The scousers are cool though! They usually have a laugh with you.

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By *ohnjones3210 OP Man
over a year ago

Chester

"Hiya!!! I've just sent this message to five women for a laugh. Each simply deleted it straight away!

How can they delete? I thought it was hilarious! I was pissing myself writing it. Some women are so boring!

The message said this:

Hahahahaha!!! What funny messages have you sent for a laugh and has anyone actually responded?

we'll id have thought you would have had them falling at your feel with that little gem of a message, whats wrong with some women

Exactly! Well here we have a woman who knows the score... A clever woman. Hahahahaha!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it's funny and I would have replied!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I've seen that (very similar) written elsewhere on the forum today. Weird.

Anyway op id delete it too, as sadly it's pretty much true of a lot of the people who send me messages!

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By *ohnjones3210 OP Man
over a year ago

Chester

"I think it's funny and I would have replied!

Yey!!!

You know what this encouragement means don't you?

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By *aulsussex5Man
over a year ago

nr Gatwick

"Hiya!!! I've just sent this message to five women for a laugh. Each simply deleted it straight away!

How can they delete? I thought it was hilarious! I was pissing myself writing it. Some women are so boring!

The message said this:

Hahahahaha!!! What funny messages have you sent for a laugh and has anyone actually responded?"

Awesome! Love it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I think your profile is funny too.

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

So between your 20-message interrogation, your 'funny' message and your standard c&p job, what's your response rate like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think it's funny and I would have replied!

Yey!!!

You know what this encouragement means don't you?"

It means that some dimwit blokes reading this will copy it and mail me.

You won't mail me cos I'm too old. Run!

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

OP you're a crack pot! Bonkers! and brave ....quite a hottie too judging from your pics!

Good luck...but a 'knock knock who's there?' type joke might have had a better response!

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By *ohnjones3210 OP Man
over a year ago

Chester

"So between your 20-message interrogation, your 'funny' message and your standard c&p job, what's your response rate like?"

It's not 20 message interrogation... It's 20 message chat... Only 10 of those messages are Interrogating.. 10 are replies from her.

My response rate is brilliant actually... About 50%. That's surprisingly very high!

Never with stupid messages though!! But these messages weren't to pull.. just for a laugh. Haha!

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By *ohnjones3210 OP Man
over a year ago

Chester

"I think it's funny and I would have replied!

Yey!!!

You know what this encouragement means don't you?

It means that some dimwit blokes reading this will copy it and mail me.

You won't mail me cos I'm too old. Run! "

Haha!!!

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By *ohnjones3210 OP Man
over a year ago

Chester

"OP you're a crack pot! Bonkers! and brave ....quite a hottie too judging from your pics!

Good luck...but a 'knock knock who's there?' type joke might have had a better response!

Cheers bambi... These aren't my pulling lines or messages... These are just "let's piss about" messages to see if I get a funny response!

Thanks again bambi. Xx

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"OP you're a crack pot! Bonkers! and brave ....quite a hottie too judging from your pics!

Good luck...but a 'knock knock who's there?' type joke might have had a better response!

Cheers bambi... These aren't my pulling lines or messages... These are just "let's piss about" messages to see if I get a funny response!

Thanks again bambi. Xx"

My pleasure

so....lets hear your pulling lines! If I was not in the OAP category (based on your age range Lol)...how would you pull an old bird like me?

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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i would have had to reply to that message out of curiosity plus it made me laugh reading it lol but guess thats my kind of humour

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By *ohnjones3210 OP Man
over a year ago

Chester

"OP you're a crack pot! Bonkers! and brave ....quite a hottie too judging from your pics!

Good luck...but a 'knock knock who's there?' type joke might have had a better response!

Cheers bambi... These aren't my pulling lines or messages... These are just "let's piss about" messages to see if I get a funny response!

Thanks again bambi. Xx

My pleasure

so....lets hear your pulling lines! If I was not in the OAP category (based on your age range Lol)...how would you pull an old bird like me?

I'll pm you in a bit and tell you! The content wouldn't be appropriate for this audience. Hahahaha!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"I'd assume you were taking the piss and delete it too

Same here.

When I send a funny message I tailor it to the person, using their profile blurb and pics for material.

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By *ohnjones3210 OP Man
over a year ago

Chester

"OP you're a crack pot! Bonkers! and brave ....quite a hottie too judging from your pics!

Good luck...but a 'knock knock who's there?' type joke might have had a better response!

Cheers bambi... These aren't my pulling lines or messages... These are just "let's piss about" messages to see if I get a funny response!

Thanks again bambi. Xx

My pleasure

so....lets hear your pulling lines! If I was not in the OAP category (based on your age range Lol)...how would you pull an old bird like me?

Hahaha, I've just realised that you've blocked all males.... Even the "hotties". Haha!

Basically, I'd read your profile and ask you some open ended questions about something in your profile. (Ie what do you think of France, when did you go last, blah blah... I went to... Blah blah) Not questions which can be answered with yes or no. Make small but irregular compliments to you about something which I find attractive about you. Show passive interest!

If you respond well, I'd get into what I like sex wise! (Top secret) Then see your response!

For you though my darling, you're petite so I have a bit of a weakness! Hahaha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lol'd

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"OP you're a crack pot! Bonkers! and brave ....quite a hottie too judging from your pics!

Good luck...but a 'knock knock who's there?' type joke might have had a better response!

Cheers bambi... These aren't my pulling lines or messages... These are just "let's piss about" messages to see if I get a funny response!

Thanks again bambi. Xx

My pleasure

so....lets hear your pulling lines! If I was not in the OAP category (based on your age range Lol)...how would you pull an old bird like me?

Hahaha, I've just realised that you've blocked all males.... Even the "hotties". Haha!

If you respond well, I'd get into what I like sex wise! (Top secret) Then see your response!

For you though my darling, you're petite so I have a bit of a weakness! Hahaha!

I think I'll just faint gracefully!

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By *ohnjones3210 OP Man
over a year ago

Chester

"I lol'd

Thank goodness some of you found it funny!

Ha!

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

seemed funny to me ...nice profile also

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By *ohnjones3210 OP Man
over a year ago

Chester

"seemed funny to me ...nice profile also

Thankyou! Awww! Small boobies too! Xx

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

It's about as funny as playing knock and run

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By *ohnjones3210 OP Man
over a year ago

Chester

"It's about as funny as playing knock and run "

Not quite as funny as that. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Found it slightly amusing but at the same time we'd not reply to it and if that wasn't enough your habit of saying hahaha in every other sentence and sometimes twice in one sentence would drive us up the wall, thought that's what's 16 year olds do but good luck with your messages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear John(Jones)

I'm devastated!

I was beginning to think you had restored my faith in people actualloy having a personality when I came accross a post titled "This grinds my gears"

You cheated John

Yours disappointed,

Zanna

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"Hiya!!! I've just sent this message to five women for a laugh. Each simply deleted it straight away!

How can they delete? I thought it was hilarious! I was pissing myself writing it. Some women are so boring!

The message said this:

Hahahahaha!!! What funny messages have you sent for a laugh and has anyone actually responded?"

I would find that amusing right up to the last sentence. Then I would delete it.

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