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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I am positively gagging for a fuck right now. I mean proper drooling. It's been a while. I'm starting to wonder if the next outfit I buy should contain a wimple.

And to be quite frank it's my own fault. I really need to have a word with myself about my standards and what I believe is the decent level they are at.

It seems that if I was prepared to accommodate for quickies, between 8-4 daytimes, or do outdoor/car/truck meets with guys of questionable hygiene and huge BMI on their way to/from work or picking up the kids (yes I've heard that) then I'd get lots of sex. But when I say sex in that context I mean lots of men who just want to blow a quick load and run. Like some sort of 100m jizz hurdle.

I'm not prepared to do any of that shit though. So every day I have to trawl through the messages from fat hairy sweaty men looking for any hole to fuck. MOST of whom claim to be straight funnily enough, but obviously can't say so as they know people on here, or are married, or its not gay cos I wear a dress. But the fact is, sex for me is about both parties getting something out of it. I don't mind feeling used occasionally. Somerimes its great, but only if I know I'll get something back at some point. A two way street if you will. You never get that with these kind of meets. Stopped doing them as I NEVER got anything out of it.

Unusually for my kind I'm happy going out dressed too. Which adds another problem to the mix. Those guys who can accommodate and ARE Bi may not be out, and therefore are shit scared of neighbours seeing a tall TV arriving at theirs.

Now I know I'm not the best looking TV out there, but I'm not the worst by a long shot. I'm not even convincing to a blind man. But I'm pretty sure that the majority of people, in particular guys think that I dress like this because I am some sort of failure, can't get a woman or man and am therefore desperate and indeed grateful for any genital shoved my way. Whenever I see guys here looking for 'convincing' TV's it makes by blood boil for that very reason. I'm sure it's because they think she'll be easier to chat up than a real woman as she'll be glad of the attention. News for you, if you need convincing that it's a woman then you're the one with issues. Either you're really fucking shallow, or like fucking men but only when they look like women. That again is not gay somehow.

So I want to encourage people to raise their standards, or in some cases have some. You dont have to put up with these tosspieces and their shit attempts at sex. Yes I'm very fucking frustrated, but I'd rather be that than disappointed and STILL frustrated after he's cum in 30 seconds and legged it.

Suffice to say, there will be a very happy man/woman/couple knocking about next time someone meets my standards. Just hope they have the energy.

A bit disjointed but the rant is, as they say, over.

(And no I didn't get a no-show last night which prompted the rant. I had a very enjoyable night clubbing)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats a wimple? x

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By *irty Diana 22Woman
over a year ago

scunthorpe

Can't understand why you don't get quality meets your profile is fabulous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am positively gagging for a fuck right now. I mean proper drooling. It's been a while. I'm starting to wonder if the next outfit I buy should contain a wimple.

And to be quite frank it's my own fault. I really need to have a word with myself about my standards and what I believe is the decent level they are at.

It seems that if I was prepared to accommodate for quickies, between 8-4 daytimes, or do outdoor/car/truck meets with guys of questionable hygiene and huge BMI on their way to/from work or picking up the kids (yes I've heard that) then I'd get lots of sex. But when I say sex in that context I mean lots of men who just want to blow a quick load and run. Like some sort of 100m jizz hurdle.

I'm not prepared to do any of that shit though. So every day I have to trawl through the messages from fat hairy sweaty men looking for any hole to fuck. MOST of whom claim to be straight funnily enough, but obviously can't say so as they know people on here, or are married, or its not gay cos I wear a dress. But the fact is, sex for me is about both parties getting something out of it. I don't mind feeling used occasionally. Somerimes its great, but only if I know I'll get something back at some point. A two way street if you will. You never get that with these kind of meets. Stopped doing them as I NEVER got anything out of it.

Unusually for my kind I'm happy going out dressed too. Which adds another problem to the mix. Those guys who can accommodate and ARE Bi may not be out, and therefore are shit scared of neighbours seeing a tall TV arriving at theirs.

Now I know I'm not the best looking TV out there, but I'm not the worst by a long shot. I'm not even convincing to a blind man. But I'm pretty sure that the majority of people, in particular guys think that I dress like this because I am some sort of failure, can't get a woman or man and am therefore desperate and indeed grateful for any genital shoved my way. Whenever I see guys here looking for 'convincing' TV's it makes by blood boil for that very reason. I'm sure it's because they think she'll be easier to chat up than a real woman as she'll be glad of the attention. News for you, if you need convincing that it's a woman then you're the one with issues. Either you're really fucking shallow, or like fucking men but only when they look like women. That again is not gay somehow.

So I want to encourage people to raise their standards, or in some cases have some. You dont have to put up with these tosspieces and their shit attempts at sex. Yes I'm very fucking frustrated, but I'd rather be that than disappointed and STILL frustrated after he's cum in 30 seconds and legged it.

Suffice to say, there will be a very happy man/woman/couple knocking about next time someone meets my standards. Just hope they have the energy.

A bit disjointed but the rant is, as they say, over.

(And no I didn't get a no-show last night which prompted the rant. I had a very enjoyable night clubbing)

Now please DON'T prevaricate - tell us what you REALLY think lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whats a wimple? x"

Haha that was totally my first reaction....sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whats a wimple? x"

Underneath her wimple she has curlers in her hair.....tra la la (courtesy Sound Of Music

Answer - nuns headwear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well said Jodie. I'd rather waste my batteries than have a substandard meet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can't understand why you don't get quality meets your profile is fabulous. "

Do a search in scotland, for a 30 mile radius of IV1 postcode, guys looking for TV/TS that have pics and can accommodate. Immediately discount any that say straight and then you'll see why.

And that's before you take away the ones I plain don't fancy or dont fancy me.

:-/

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Hmmm good points and it's made me pause for thought.

My profile says I am convincing TV friendly but your rant has made me realise that's not exactly what I mean. However, I'm not sure how to word what I do mean without writing an essay.

In essence I am not interested in CDs who make no effort beyond putting on lingerie. I don't wish to meet Hairy Pantie Wearers for sex. However, just because a TV wouldn't pass in public doesn't mean I wouldn't be interested.

I'll have to give some thought to how to word my profile more clearly.

On the subject of standards, mine are high too and I accept I am limiting my options as a result. Sometimes I'd like more sex but not at the cost of it being with someone who doesn't float my boat. As you say, it will only be disappointing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do like a man who says it as it is.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hmmm good points and it's made me pause for thought.

My profile says I am convincing TV friendly but your rant has made me realise that's not exactly what I mean. However, I'm not sure how to word what I do mean without writing an essay.

In essence I am not interested in CDs who make no effort beyond putting on lingerie. I don't wish to meet Hairy Pantie Wearers for sex. However, just because a TV wouldn't pass in public doesn't mean I wouldn't be interested.

I'll have to give some thought to how to word my profile more clearly.

On the subject of standards, mine are high too and I accept I am limiting my options as a result. Sometimes I'd like more sex but not at the cost of it being with someone who doesn't float my boat. As you say, it will only be disappointing."

I'm the same. I like TV's but not HPWs. I'd say I like tgirls like me, who make an effort and take pride in their appearance.

What is convincing anyway? Everyone has seen a woman or man somewhere looking androgenous and wondered bird or bloke?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your rant makes no sense on 1 exact point.

you say you only get interest from people that have huge bmi, yet then state they want to cum and go, like some 100m jizz hurdles.

this is not physically possible lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I didn't say they leap the hurdles, more kind of smack into them in a wheezing pathetic fashion

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Thursday already?!!

I enjoy your rants usually, disappointed you felt the need to be derogatory towards those that don't meet your exacting standards, but hey, par for the course on Fab.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Come on people keep this to a Thursday FOR FUCK'S SAKE!

Rant over.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thursday already?!!

I enjoy your rants usually, disappointed you felt the need to be derogatory towards those that don't meet your exacting standards, but hey, par for the course on Fab."

Im frankly surprised by your surprise that I've been derogatory to people!

And Munky, rules are for squares baby. Get with it.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Thursday already?!!

I enjoy your rants usually, disappointed you felt the need to be derogatory towards those that don't meet your exacting standards, but hey, par for the course on Fab.

Im frankly surprised by your surprise that I've been derogatory to people!

And Munky, rules are for squares baby. Get with it.

"

*Fonzy thumbs up emoticon*

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Ah Jodie. Every day I love you a little bit more xxx

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