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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Fuck fuck fuck the average guy spurts 14 gallons of cum in a lifetime! Haw much have you left?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Left where?

On the wifes tits?

Her ass?

Yesterdays socks? (Just the one)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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Left where?

On the wifes tits?

Her ass?

Yesterdays socks? (Just the one)

"

No you get 14 gallons in total but not all at once or your skin would resemble a huge empty used johnny. You get it is stages a bit like you get monthly pay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Left where?

On the wifes tits?

Her ass?

Yesterdays socks? (Just the one)

No you get 14 gallons in total but not all at once or your skin would resemble a huge empty used johnny. You get it is stages a bit like you get monthly pay. "

His humour went over your head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck fuck fuck the average guy spurts 14 gallons of cum in a lifetime! Haw much have you left?"

You only get 2 buckets worth or a bucket and a half if the buckets are 10 gallons not 7.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck fuck fuck the average guy spurts 14 gallons of cum in a lifetime! Haw much have you left?"

How the fuck would you know what you have left, my nutsack aint got a gauge on it lol

Considering the average ejaculate is roughly a teaspoons worth, going to take a while to empty 14 gallons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lmao would be terrible if it was a finite body fluid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lmao would be terrible if it was a finite body fluid"

I read this and thought the same 14 gallons is a lot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guess if the average man has sex or masturbates 3 times a week over 50 years (teenage years possibly more ) and produces a teaspoon of spunk, then a couple of buckets doesn't sound to unreasonable over that time. Or am i just a nerd who believes everything he reads?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The average man ejaculates 10 cc's of fluid, now there are 3785 cc's of fluid in a gallon, this means a man has to ejaculate 5300 times in his life time to get to 14 gallons, assuming a sex life of around 54 years that's 16 to 70ish that is less than one every other day on average,

So I would say a man gets a lot more than 14 gallons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I think you ought to all go sparingly now just in case this is proven as scientifically correct.

Stop having sex and masturbating immediately. And all those heavy cummers and repeaters are buggered aren't they if this is true.

Try limiting it to once every 3 months would be an ideal timescale.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck fuck fuck the average guy spurts 14 gallons of cum in a lifetime! Haw much have you left?

How the fuck would you know what you have left, my nutsack aint got a gauge on it lol

"teaspoon" .... Well all my lovers over the years have said "teaspoon, who the heck thought that, more like a tablespoon" ... In recent months i was told i am a heavy cummer ... So, would that be 4x14 gallons ... 56 gallons and that does not include the buckets of precum that arrive earlier ?

Considering the average ejaculate is roughly a teaspoons worth, going to take a while to empty 14 gallons."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The average man ejaculates 10 cc's of fluid, now there are 3785 cc's of fluid in a gallon, this means a man has to ejaculate 5300 times in his life time to get to 14 gallons, assuming a sex life of around 54 years that's 16 to 70ish that is less than one every other day on average,

So I would say a man gets a lot more than 14 gallons"

Agreed, there are times when its daily ... Especially at 16-18 ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So if a man can ejaculate 14 gallons over his life time what happens if he's celibate

Does this mean his balls slowly expand to hold 7 gallons each?!!!

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By *U1966Man
over a year ago

Devon

I think that means i have already used up my quota

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

The N.H.S are offering £5.50 a time for sperm donations.

Which would make that old sock under your bed worth about nine grand....

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

Just home from The World Blindfold Wanking Championship.

No idea where I came.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" The N.H.S are offering £5.50 a time for sperm donations.

Which would make that old sock under your bed worth about nine grand....

"

Hahahahaaaaa

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

I Think Hubby run out Yesterday..

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Lets see. Average cum deposit is a teaspoon.

768 tsp in a gallon, so 14 x 768 = 10752 cums.

Enjoy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lets see. Average cum deposit is a teaspoon.

768 tsp in a gallon, so 14 x 768 = 10752 cums.

Enjoy!"

a week?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about mutants like me? Average of 3 tablespoons at a time, I reckon.

Am I burning the midnight oils or what?

Tell it to me straight, doc, I can take it!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"What about mutants like me? Average of 3 tablespoons at a time, I reckon.

Am I burning the midnight oils or what?

Tell it to me straight, doc, I can take it!"

You'll be running out soon then.

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..


"Am I burning the midnight oils or what?

Tell it to me straight, doc, I can take it!

.

You'll be running out soon then. "

Yeah... you overdone it.. it will be down to a "tea-spoon" spurt in no time..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What about mutants like me? Average of 3 tablespoons at a time, I reckon.

Am I burning the midnight oils or what?

Tell it to me straight, doc, I can take it!"

You will run out of jiz by 40 then your doomed. And if you wank after that your mouth will go dry if you cum.

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