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Is that a fox on your shoulder, or am I seeing double?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, my fox is on my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eh?....

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Some one call for a Fox?

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol


"Eh?.... "

not following this either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ornieandhotCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

I'm A fox does that count lol

D x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm lost xx

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Ben what the feck you on about lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...you need to go easy on those portabello mushrooms.

Or is it magic mushrooms? One or the other...you've ate too much of it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a pint of the same please...

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

Once Watched a Fox eating a Kebab..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You what ?

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Once Watched a Fox eating a Kebab.. "

Sorry - was peckish

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Once Watched a Fox eating a Kebab.. "

Sure it wasn't mince?

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


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Is it a a Cock(erel) I see amongst all the flowers?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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Is it a a Cock(erel) I see amongst all the flowers? "

Its a very rare slug... sluggus pinkus wandswortius is the Latin name

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

There was a fox on my door step when I got home from choir. I haven't seen him on Fab though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There was a fox on my door step when I got home from choir. I haven't seen him on Fab though."

Did he forget his key?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

No, I just let my armpit hair grow, d'ya wanna plait it for me?

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


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Is it a a Cock(erel) I see amongst all the flowers?

Its a very rare slug... sluggus pinkus wandswortius is the Latin name "

An educated slug is a rare slug indeed!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No, I just let my armpit hair grow, d'ya wanna plait it for me? "

I can splice it with ya pubes and make a hammock for gnomes

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"No, I just let my armpit hair grow, d'ya wanna plait it for me?

I can splice it with ya pubes and make a hammock for gnomes "
I have no pubes....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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Is it a a Cock(erel) I see amongst all the flowers?

Its a very rare slug... sluggus pinkus wandswortius is the Latin name

An educated slug is a rare slug indeed! "

Indeed. He's also immune to salt... so quite a rare creature

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No, I just let my armpit hair grow, d'ya wanna plait it for me?

I can splice it with ya pubes and make a hammock for gnomes I have no pubes.... "

Fecking gnomes mowed them off?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"No, I just let my armpit hair grow, d'ya wanna plait it for me?

I can splice it with ya pubes and make a hammock for gnomes I have no pubes....

Fecking gnomes mowed them off?"
No that was the midgets....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No, I just let my armpit hair grow, d'ya wanna plait it for me?

I can splice it with ya pubes and make a hammock for gnomes I have no pubes....

Fecking gnomes mowed them off?No that was the midgets.... "

you play with midgets and fancy gingers ... years ago they'd have you strapped to a ducking stool for witchcraft

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"There was a fox on my door step when I got home from choir. I haven't seen him on Fab though.

Did he forget his key? "

He mat shares with a local cat. In the evening the fox is on the mat, in the morning when I leave it's a cat. So far the fox hasn't worked out how to get in but I have 4 intruder cats. If I gave them keys I'd get no peace at all and they can't reach the bell.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You sure it ain't a ginger cat?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"No, I just let my armpit hair grow, d'ya wanna plait it for me?

I can splice it with ya pubes and make a hammock for gnomes I have no pubes....

Fecking gnomes mowed them off?No that was the midgets....

you play with midgets and fancy gingers ... years ago they'd have you strapped to a ducking stool for witchcraft "
Wanna ride on my broomstick?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No, I just let my armpit hair grow, d'ya wanna plait it for me?

I can splice it with ya pubes and make a hammock for gnomes I have no pubes....

Fecking gnomes mowed them off?No that was the midgets....

you play with midgets and fancy gingers ... years ago they'd have you strapped to a ducking stool for witchcraft Wanna ride on my broomstick? "

Is it a strap on broomstick?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"No, I just let my armpit hair grow, d'ya wanna plait it for me?

I can splice it with ya pubes and make a hammock for gnomes I have no pubes....

Fecking gnomes mowed them off?No that was the midgets....

you play with midgets and fancy gingers ... years ago they'd have you strapped to a ducking stool for witchcraft Wanna ride on my broomstick?

Is it a strap on broomstick? "
Do you want it to be?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No, I just let my armpit hair grow, d'ya wanna plait it for me?

I can splice it with ya pubes and make a hammock for gnomes I have no pubes....

Fecking gnomes mowed them off?No that was the midgets....

you play with midgets and fancy gingers ... years ago they'd have you strapped to a ducking stool for witchcraft Wanna ride on my broomstick?

Is it a strap on broomstick? Do you want it to be? "

Yeah baby...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"No, I just let my armpit hair grow, d'ya wanna plait it for me?

I can splice it with ya pubes and make a hammock for gnomes I have no pubes....

Fecking gnomes mowed them off?No that was the midgets....

you play with midgets and fancy gingers ... years ago they'd have you strapped to a ducking stool for witchcraft Wanna ride on my broomstick?

Is it a strap on broomstick? Do you want it to be?

Yeah baby... "
Hubble bubble toil and trouble......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No, I just let my armpit hair grow, d'ya wanna plait it for me?

I can splice it with ya pubes and make a hammock for gnomes I have no pubes....

Fecking gnomes mowed them off?No that was the midgets....

you play with midgets and fancy gingers ... years ago they'd have you strapped to a ducking stool for witchcraft Wanna ride on my broomstick?

Is it a strap on broomstick? Do you want it to be?

Yeah baby... Hubble bubble toil and trouble...... "

Stop with the incantations and get ya knickers off... you've pulled x

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"No, I just let my armpit hair grow, d'ya wanna plait it for me?

I can splice it with ya pubes and make a hammock for gnomes I have no pubes....

Fecking gnomes mowed them off?No that was the midgets....

you play with midgets and fancy gingers ... years ago they'd have you strapped to a ducking stool for witchcraft Wanna ride on my broomstick?

Is it a strap on broomstick? Do you want it to be?

Yeah baby... Hubble bubble toil and trouble......

Stop with the incantations and get ya knickers off... you've pulled x"
Wooohooooo....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't follow this

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No, I just let my armpit hair grow, d'ya wanna plait it for me?

I can splice it with ya pubes and make a hammock for gnomes I have no pubes....

Fecking gnomes mowed them off?No that was the midgets....

you play with midgets and fancy gingers ... years ago they'd have you strapped to a ducking stool for witchcraft Wanna ride on my broomstick?

Is it a strap on broomstick? Do you want it to be?

Yeah baby... Hubble bubble toil and trouble......

Stop with the incantations and get ya knickers off... you've pulled xWooohooooo.... "

Im on me way... Brace yaself

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