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"You talking to me? always lol " I use tweezers... I enjoy the pain | |||
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"I was asked a very important question today.....Asking how does a man shave their dangly bits... So gentlemen of fab how do you shave your bits and bobs?? " I use a razor | |||
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"Get some razor wire, make a fence like piece, straddle it and hope for the best! Whatever you do, don't use disposables! I've got the scars " You need to downgrade from 007, licensed to kill, then. 001, licensed to scar a bit. | |||
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"Get some razor wire, make a fence like piece, straddle it and hope for the best! Whatever you do, don't use disposables! I've got the scars You need to downgrade from 007, licensed to kill, then. 001, licensed to scar a bit. " | |||
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"If I had a Mrs it would be 'with her Razor' as when I did have one (put the violins away) she would use mine. I trim them with scissors now but last time I shaved them the shaving gel said 'cooling' or something, its was a very strange feeling, I didnt like it." Men's razors are far better! | |||
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"If I had a Mrs it would be 'with her Razor' as when I did have one (put the violins away) she would use mine. I trim them with scissors now but last time I shaved them the shaving gel said 'cooling' or something, its was a very strange feeling, I didnt like it. Men's razors are far better! " I remember her saying that, nothing worse then slapping the gel on, getting a froth, turning the tap off, grabbing your Gilette and thinking 'wtf are those spiders legs doing in there'. I dont miss it. | |||
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"Is the answer carefully? " i agree but i use hair trimmer down to grade one | |||
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"Pfft ! I don't know what the fuss is about Just use a fresh razor and take it slow and steady just as you would your chin ... Keep the skin taught and smooth and never had a nick in my life How's your foof Cheeky ? " my foof is smooth and silky | |||
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"Be very careful with hair removal creams - the skin in that area is pretty sensitive, if you leave the cream on for too long you're in for chemical burns. I speak from experience. " Veet for men? | |||
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"I was asked a very important question today.....Asking how does a man shave their dangly bits... So gentlemen of fab how do you shave your bits and bobs?? " With a brillo pad smothered in Ajax | |||
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"I don't go down to the bare skin. I just pull out my hedge trimmers and get a nice trim job going. I cant go full bare because having my dangly bits all clean shaven whilst the rest of my body has decent amounys of hair...well it would look extremely silly." | |||
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"I was asked a very important question today.....Asking how does a man shave their dangly bits... So gentlemen of fab how do you shave your bits and bobs?? " Hedge trimmer | |||
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"Thank you for all the self help guides in shaving ya knob " of course you could come and show me how to do it properly. | |||
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"I was asked a very important question today.....Asking how does a man shave their dangly bits... So gentlemen of fab how do you shave your bits and bobs?? " i get the wife to do mine by threading | |||
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"I was asked a very important question today.....Asking how does a man shave their dangly bits... So gentlemen of fab how do you shave your bits and bobs?? i get the wife to do mine by threading " | |||
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"Ok what do you do if you cut your blocks are you men.....men or mouse? " i dab mine with Domestos i'm a Geordie | |||
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"Ok what do you do if you cut your blocks are you men.....men or mouse? " I can't recall in over 40 years of shaving having ever 'nicked' my bollox. I do no special preparation just shower gel, a razor n away I go. Removing remainder of pubic hair is usually more of a faddle if I go for total removal but these days I sport tight trim topiary | |||
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"Make sure you put plenty of aftershave on upon completion " I am embarrassed to say that I did that once (ONLY once) when I was a naiive teenager! Brut, I think it was! Well, what can I say? I was young and my mum didn't tell me not to! | |||
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"I'm old skool!... I lather up a load of soap and then shave using a sharp bowie knife. I rinse it all off in a bucket of rain water..." How wimpy can ya get? I use a blunt Bowie knife and iced water from a glacier. Soap? Ha! I don't use soap. A handful of rock from a volcano. | |||
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"I'm going to set up my own knob serving salon no blow jobs included.... " You managed to cut yourself I'm not letting you near me with a razor | |||
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"I'm old skool!... I lather up a load of soap and then shave using a sharp bowie knife. I rinse it all off in a bucket of rain water... How wimpy can ya get? I use a blunt Bowie knife and iced water from a glacier. Soap? Ha! I don't use soap. A handful of rock from a volcano. " Wimp! What's wrong with a flint you've knocked from a stone? | |||
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"I'm old skool!... I lather up a load of soap and then shave using a sharp bowie knife. I rinse it all off in a bucket of rain water... How wimpy can ya get? I use a blunt Bowie knife and iced water from a glacier. Soap? Ha! I don't use soap. A handful of rock from a volcano. Wimp! What's wrong with a flint you've knocked from a stone?" You're right! I shave blindfolded too. And drink beer and watch the footie at the same time. Real men multitask. | |||
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"I'm going to set up my own knob serving salon no blow jobs included.... You managed to cut yourself I'm not letting you near me with a razor " Lol....true but that was once lol | |||
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"I'm going to set up my own knob serving salon no blow jobs included.... You managed to cut yourself I'm not letting you near me with a razor Lol....true but that was once lol " you need a very steady hand | |||
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"Always a safety razor..never had an accident yet....just try not to sneeze when doing it" god the thought one sneeze and it a john Wayne bobbit trim | |||
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"I'm upset no one want my services " If only you were nearer | |||
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"I'm upset no one want my services " They probably read your itchy power post on another thread | |||
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"I'm upset no one want my services " i did say you would need a steady hand lol | |||
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"I'm going to set up my own knob serving salon no blow jobs included.... " I'll take you up on it, although a salon that doesn't do blow jobs don't seem right. I bet once the clients midway through the appointment, it'll be hard not to offer the extras. A bit like asking George Best to just hold your bottle of beer, eventually he would end up putting his lips round it | |||
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"I'm going to set up my own knob serving salon no blow jobs included.... " You going to call it Scrotum Todds? As long as you don't start singing like Jonny Depp, i'd give it a go, lol. | |||
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"Has anyone of you blokes tried waxing???? Just curious" Fuck a duck that gotta be painful | |||
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"Has anyone of you blokes tried waxing???? Just curious" Err no Seriously effing no.. | |||
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"Take two glugs of Jack Daniels. Take two more glugs of Jack Daniels. Poor two glugs of Jack Daniels on your balls. Light match...... Whoosh! Phone 999 Finish of jack Daniels! " What a waste of Jack Dainels! | |||
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"Has anyone of you blokes tried waxing???? Just curious" I wax my balls every 4 weeks... I get it done. | |||
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"Before anyone uses feet please read the feedback on amazon.... " Veet for men... | |||
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"Dare I say with a razor? And where are the gentlemen? " Hair removal cream is another one but can burn a little | |||
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" I reckon half the men on here are fibbing, not one of em has mentionned putting the razor down whilst they have a tug before washing the soap and hairs off. In reality, it's a doddle, easier than the face/chin area. " Is that why you only have one? | |||
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"I'm going to set up my own knob serving salon no blow jobs included.... " If you throw in a blow job, I'll move to your area!! | |||
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