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By *oe_Steve_NWest OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bolton

he seems to find it impossible to lift the lid on the bins in the bathrooms to put the middle of the loo paper in - he always leaves is standing neatly on top!!!!!! Anyone else have a daft phobia? Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol

mine has a phobia of replacing the empty loo roll hold with a new one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why the hell do you women expect your fellas to do a womans job?.

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By *oe_Steve_NWest OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bolton


"Why the hell do you women expect your fellas to do a womans job?. "

lol - i know - how silly of me! Sorry! Z

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon

didn`t you know there are monsters in them bins.

only visable to men

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By *wned EmCouple
over a year ago

nuneaton


"lol

mine has a phobia of replacing the empty loo roll hold with a new one "

lol yes mine has this one too! Even if there is only one sheet left on the roll he will use that and leave the cardboard tube!

Also can't put the empty cat food packet in the kitchen bin-has to leave it on the kitchen worktop!

Definitely Bin Monster phobia!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh that what it is. so now he need a phscrist for his problem not a kick up the ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a perfectly feasible explanation why men never touch the bathroom bin.... it's because there all sorts of ... um .... 'womanly things'... lurking inside it... cotton wool balls, various empty tubes of whatever cream, peel back strips from panty liners, tampons even YUK!!

The bathroom bin is the definitive NO MAN'S LAND ... we will never attempt to use it, have no interest in it whatsoever and we will never ever bloody ever anything empty it!!

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By *drianukMan
over a year ago

Spain, Lancs

I always have to empty the bathroom bin - and you don't wanna know what is in it

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By *zMaleMan
over a year ago

penzance


"lol

mine has a phobia of replacing the empty loo roll hold with a new one

lol yes mine has this one too! Even if there is only one sheet left on the roll he will use that and leave the cardboard tube!

Also can't put the empty cat food packet in the kitchen bin-has to leave it on the kitchen worktop!

Definitely Bin Monster phobia!"

Anything to do with cats is a phobia, hate them with a passion but that is my opinion........... MEEEEEEOOOOOOWWW

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By *zMaleMan
over a year ago

penzance

What the F**k is a phschrist??????

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"lol

mine has a phobia of replacing the empty loo roll hold with a new one

lol yes mine has this one too! Even if there is only one sheet left on the roll he will use that and leave the cardboard tube!

Also can't put the empty cat food packet in the kitchen bin-has to leave it on the kitchen worktop!

Definitely Bin Monster phobia!

Anything to do with cats is a phobia, hate them with a passion but that is my opinion........... MEEEEEEOOOOOOWWW "
now you go to the naughty corner mister!!!!! else il set my lioness side onto ya!!!!

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By *zMaleMan
over a year ago

penzance


"I always have to empty the bathroom bin - and you don't wanna know what is in it"

WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL as a single man I would have thought you knew what was in it.............as you put it there

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By *zMaleMan
over a year ago

penzance

[Removed by poster at 26/02/10 01:42:00]

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By *zMaleMan
over a year ago

penzance


"lol

mine has a phobia of replacing the empty loo roll hold with a new one

lol yes mine has this one too! Even if there is only one sheet left on the roll he will use that and leave the cardboard tube!

Also can't put the empty cat food packet in the kitchen bin-has to leave it on the kitchen worktop!

Definitely Bin Monster phobia!

Anything to do with cats is a phobia, hate them with a passion but that is my opinion........... MEEEEEEOOOOOOWWW now you go to the naughty corner mister!!!!! else il set my lioness side onto ya!!!! "

promises,promises........ I just love the claws down my spine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What the F**k is a phschrist?????? "

Someone who knew jesus innit?

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By *zMaleMan
over a year ago

penzance


"lol

mine has a phobia of replacing the empty loo roll hold with a new one

lol yes mine has this one too! Even if there is only one sheet left on the roll he will use that and leave the cardboard tube!

Also can't put the empty cat food packet in the kitchen bin-has to leave it on the kitchen worktop!

Definitely Bin Monster phobia!

Anything to do with cats is a phobia, hate them with a passion but that is my opinion........... MEEEEEEOOOOOOWWW now you go to the naughty corner mister!!!!! else il set my lioness side onto ya!!!! "

Well I hate cats but a WILD pussy I Like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate heights........kinda cured it by deciding to take up mountain & rock climbing as a hobby.

Same with buzzy insects...hate them round my ears and head...drives me crazy and when they buzz round me I end up running round flapping my arms like a demented thing - so, to try and get on top of it I have taken up an interest in beekeeping.

I must be some kind of masochist!?

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon


"I hate heights........kinda cured it by deciding to take up mountain & rock climbing as a hobby.

Same with buzzy insects...hate them round my ears and head...drives me crazy and when they buzz round me I end up running round flapping my arms like a demented thing - so, to try and get on top of it I have taken up an interest in beekeeping.

I must be some kind of masochist!?"

tell us some thing we dont know lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"he seems to find it impossible to lift the lid on the bins in the bathrooms to put the middle of the loo paper in - he always leaves is standing neatly on top!!!!!! Anyone else have a daft phobia? Z"

I would like it known that I actually placed the middle of the loo paper into the bin this very morning, I have to admit to feeling rather pleased with myself, Ms Rooney didn't even notice that I had done so, and therefore didn't congratulate me, I expected her to be over the moon and big me up, but no, nothing at all, so I wont be doing it again, (where's Bi1's rant thread gone?).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to have a man who didnt know where the spare toilet rolls were kept, and didnt know how to replace the finished one with a new fresh unused one - til I left him with only 2 squares everytime he went in there and hearing "theres no bog roll" "hunny can you pass a toilet roll" "OI GIMME A LOO ROLL" then "FFS WILL SOMEONE PASS A BLODDY BOG ROLL NOW" and getting ignored made him check before plonking his bum on the seat

He now knows where the spare loo rolls are kept and even remembers to change it or leave a fresh one if only a few squares are left when he is done now if only I could get the kids to learn as well I would be a happy mummy

Ohhhh and getting the kids to clean up the spilt toothpaste why ohh why cant they see it sliding down the sink?? Is it something only I can see?? Its not hard to pick up the cloth from behind the sink and wipe it now is it???

Shona

x x x

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon


"

Ohhhh and getting the kids to clean up the spilt toothpaste why ohh why cant they see it sliding down the sink?? Is it something only I can see?? Its not hard to pick up the cloth from behind the sink and wipe it now is it???

Shona

x x x "

if they cleaned the sink you would then be nagging them with

"have you cleaned your teeth yet"

so they leave the evidance there for you

simples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohh Jim hun thats the one thing I dont have to nag them to do the minute they are finished their meals they are off to brush their teeth

Now the youngest tidying her room that is a never ending nagathon and then I end up doing it myself not sure if that makes her smart or me daft

Shona

x x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See, you ladies have no idea how to treat a man, I posted about what a good dead I did here, put the loo roll card into the bathroom bin, and not one lady has posted a 'well done' message, I feel unappreciated now and so wont be doing that EVER again.

Little tip, a guy needs congratulating on everything he does, we need to feel special.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"See, you ladies have no idea how to treat a man, I posted about what a good dead I did here, put the loo roll card into the bathroom bin, and not one lady has posted a 'well done' message, I feel unappreciated now and so wont be doing that EVER again.

Little tip, a guy needs congratulating on everything he does, we need to feel special. "
il make you a special hat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See, you ladies have no idea how to treat a man, I posted about what a good dead I did here, put the loo roll card into the bathroom bin, and not one lady has posted a 'well done' message, I feel unappreciated now and so wont be doing that EVER again.

Little tip, a guy needs congratulating on everything he does, we need to feel special. "

OK hun I will say well done if you tell me well done for:

I wash the clothes dry the clothes put said clothes away

I pay all the bills and ordered him all the sports channels

I harrass door step callers OK thats not a chore thats fun

I make all the beds everyday

I change the beds (ohh wait hubby does that)

I do the shopping (ohh wait hubby does that too)

I clean the bathroom and change the toilet rolls put out fresh toothbrushes towels handsoap change the shampoo and conditioner

I beat the boiler

I do the kids school projects (how do you make an anderson shelter from a cereal box and newspaper?)

And remind him about his football matches.

So yes well don Loony hun for giving Mrs R a break from changing the loo roll!!!

Shona

x x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See, you ladies have no idea how to treat a man, I posted about what a good dead I did here, put the loo roll card into the bathroom bin, and not one lady has posted a 'well done' message, I feel unappreciated now and so wont be doing that EVER again.

Little tip, a guy needs congratulating on everything he does, we need to feel special. il make you a special hat "

Thank you, I will wear it for my profile pic.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"See, you ladies have no idea how to treat a man, I posted about what a good dead I did here, put the loo roll card into the bathroom bin, and not one lady has posted a 'well done' message, I feel unappreciated now and so wont be doing that EVER again.

Little tip, a guy needs congratulating on everything he does, we need to feel special. il make you a special hat

Thank you, I will wear it for my profile pic. "
il make sure its in a baracalva style then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See, you ladies have no idea how to treat a man, I posted about what a good dead I did here, put the loo roll card into the bathroom bin, and not one lady has posted a 'well done' message, I feel unappreciated now and so wont be doing that EVER again.

Little tip, a guy needs congratulating on everything he does, we need to feel special. il make you a special hat

Thank you, I will wear it for my profile pic. il make sure its in a baracalva style then "

Kinky, I've heard about ladies like you.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"See, you ladies have no idea how to treat a man, I posted about what a good dead I did here, put the loo roll card into the bathroom bin, and not one lady has posted a 'well done' message, I feel unappreciated now and so wont be doing that EVER again.

Little tip, a guy needs congratulating on everything he does, we need to feel special. il make you a special hat

Thank you, I will wear it for my profile pic. il make sure its in a baracalva style then

Kinky, I've heard about ladies like you. "
you have??? well its all true ..so be afraid......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See, you ladies have no idea how to treat a man, I posted about what a good dead I did here, put the loo roll card into the bathroom bin, and not one lady has posted a 'well done' message, I feel unappreciated now and so wont be doing that EVER again.

Little tip, a guy needs congratulating on everything he does, we need to feel special. il make you a special hat

Thank you, I will wear it for my profile pic. il make sure its in a baracalva style then

Kinky, I've heard about ladies like you. you have??? well its all true ..so be afraid......"

Ah, that's fear I'm feeling, I thought it was excitement.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See, you ladies have no idea how to treat a man, I posted about what a good dead I did here, put the loo roll card into the bathroom bin, and not one lady has posted a 'well done' message, I feel unappreciated now and so wont be doing that EVER again.

Little tip, a guy needs congratulating on everything he does, we need to feel special.

OK hun I will say well done if you tell me well done for:

I wash the clothes dry the clothes put said clothes away

I pay all the bills and ordered him all the sports channels

I harrass door step callers OK thats not a chore thats fun

I make all the beds everyday

I change the beds (ohh wait hubby does that)

I do the shopping (ohh wait hubby does that too)

I clean the bathroom and change the toilet rolls put out fresh toothbrushes towels handsoap change the shampoo and conditioner

I beat the boiler

I do the kids school projects (how do you make an anderson shelter from a cereal box and newspaper?)

And remind him about his football matches.

So yes well don Loony hun for giving Mrs R a break from changing the loo roll!!!

Shona

x x x "

erm, I put the rubbish in the bin.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"See, you ladies have no idea how to treat a man, I posted about what a good dead I did here, put the loo roll card into the bathroom bin, and not one lady has posted a 'well done' message, I feel unappreciated now and so wont be doing that EVER again.

Little tip, a guy needs congratulating on everything he does, we need to feel special. il make you a special hat

Thank you, I will wear it for my profile pic. il make sure its in a baracalva style then

Kinky, I've heard about ladies like you. you have??? well its all true ..so be afraid......

Ah, that's fear I'm feeling, I thought it was excitement. "
not much difference between the two ya know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See, you ladies have no idea how to treat a man, I posted about what a good dead I did here, put the loo roll card into the bathroom bin, and not one lady has posted a 'well done' message, I feel unappreciated now and so wont be doing that EVER again.

Little tip, a guy needs congratulating on everything he does, we need to feel special. il make you a special hat

Thank you, I will wear it for my profile pic. il make sure its in a baracalva style then

Kinky, I've heard about ladies like you. you have??? well its all true ..so be afraid......

Ah, that's fear I'm feeling, I thought it was excitement. not much difference between the two ya know "

Ah, now I get it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

erm, I put the rubbish in the bin. "

Nope no deal my 11 year old does that and cleans out the cat litter tray so there and my 11 year old is a girl

Shona

x x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

erm, I put the rubbish in the bin.

Nope no deal my 11 year old does that and cleans out the cat litter tray so there and my 11 year old is a girl

Shona

x x x "

Exactly, it's a girls job I did.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

erm, I put the rubbish in the bin.

Nope no deal my 11 year old does that and cleans out the cat litter tray so there and my 11 year old is a girl

Shona

x x x

Exactly, it's a girls job I did. "

You keep telling yourself that hun and see what Mrs R makes of that when she gets home!! Splatted Loony coming up

Shona

x x x

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