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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

why is it even if you are watching a shit film you still ave to watch it till the end.

Slither has to be the worst film i have ever seen......ever!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate rom coms and absolutely anything with Hugh grant in is a shit film to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. About Schit

2. Duck Poop

3. Eyes Wide Shit

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By *irtyDee33Woman
over a year ago

South Yorkshire

Ahhh I'm watching Bridget Jones, love it!!!!! Lol

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By *hris148Man
over a year ago

I like shit films that compel me to keep watching even if I know it will not get better. Haven't watched anything shit for a while though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shawshit Redemption

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forrest Dump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a different 'shit film' conundrum.

I can be finding a film really shit but at the end I find out it's based on true life events and suddenly it seems quite good.

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

Fuck knows.

Prometheus. - I wanted to leave halfway through the film but forced myself to stay thinking "It'll get better. It'll get better"...

It didn't.

2 hours of my life I'll never get back.

- Amy. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"why is it even if you are watching a shit film you still ave to watch it till the end.

Slither has to be the worst film i have ever seen......ever!!!!"

I sat up and watched a pretty crap Kevin Costner film a while back. Like you say, it left me thinking that's two hours of my life I will always regret wasting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bliar Witch project ...pffff ..bilge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bliar Witch project ...pffff ..bilge

Scary film but I didn't shit myself although the plot was shit.

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By *umpleteazerWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

The final Matrix film. At the start there were about thirty of us in the cinema. After an hour I realised we were the only two still sitting there. Still stayed until the end though lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Green Mile. Utter dirge. I went and had a bath while Ju finished watching it. Watching the bubbles form was more interesting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Battleship

Red Dawn

The Expendribbles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any sequel is usually a big no no!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You had to watch Slither to the end because Nathan Fillion is awesome (the sheriff). And Michael Rooker is also awesome (the cheating husband/alien). As is Gregg Henry (the town Mayor). As is Elizabeth Banks (the blonde).

Any argument will be met by my sleeping.

Oh fuck that's what I'm supposed to be doing...

zzzzzzzzzzzz

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By *r Mahogany70Man
over a year ago

Leicester

"The Green Mile. Utter dirge. I went and had a bath while Ju finished watching it. Watching the bubbles form was more interesting. "

Philistine

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I don't. I turned A Life Aquatic off after about 15 minutes.

It has to be really bad though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piranha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

zardoz!!!!!

it had sean connery in so we thought it would be decent, but to this day i have no idea what it was about, other than its set in a post apocolypse land of Oz (i shit you not!!!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate rom coms and absolutely anything with Hugh grant in is a shit film to me"

i 2nd that in motion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Green Mile. Utter dirge. I went and had a bath while Ju finished watching it. Watching the bubbles form was more interesting. "

i can't go with that one sorry it was a fantastic film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Green Mile. Utter dirge. I went and had a bath while Ju finished watching it. Watching the bubbles form was more interesting. "

omg!!! you are dead to me lol

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By *ree8iveMan
over a year ago

CORNWALL

"The Green Mile. Utter dirge. I went and had a bath while Ju finished watching it. Watching the bubbles form was more interesting. "

Sorry, you are wrong...great film.

Why is it, as I've decided to go to bed, I turn on the kitchen telly, bump into some random, unheard of film that grabs my feeble brain and makes me lean on the worktop for 90 minutes, begging it to get better and only succeed in making me knackered the next day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You had to watch Slither to the end because Nathan Fillion is awesome (the sheriff). And Michael Rooker is also awesome (the cheating husband/alien). As is Gregg Henry (the town Mayor). As is Elizabeth Banks (the blonde).

Any argument will be met by my sleeping.

Oh fuck that's what I'm supposed to be doing...

zzzzzzzzzzzz"

I quite like Slither too. It's a proper B-movie and doesn't take itself seriously at all. The soundtrack is also pretty good, especially the track by The Yahoo's at the end.

Another great, yet incredibly bad movie is Iron Sky, its awful yet absolutely brilliant at the same time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GI Joe. Total complete and utter wank.

In fact anything with Channing Tatum in it. Shit name, shit actor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"GI Joe. Total complete and utter wank.

In fact anything with Channing Tatum in it. Shit name, shit actor. "

Finally, we agree on something!...

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By *U1966Man
over a year ago

Devon

Moulon rouge utter crap only watched to see Nicole Kidman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

world war z such a let down

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

The Green Hornet was a big pile of poo. Turned that off a third of the way in! And I couldn't watch Conan the Barbarian (the new one) to the end.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"GI Joe. Total complete and utter wank.

In fact anything with Channing Tatum in it. Shit name, shit actor.

Finally, we agree on something!...

No we don't!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Biker boys, Torque.

Pain & Gain, for a true story i thought it was crap.

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

"Forrest Dump"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bladerunner

The Shining

Could never get to the end of either... so dull and over rated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Green Mile. Utter dirge. I went and had a bath while Ju finished watching it. Watching the bubbles form was more interesting."

I liked The Green Mile, but it could've done without the pointless chunk at the beginning and end, which detracted from the meat of the story.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any argument will be met by my sleeping.

Oh fuck that's what I'm supposed to be doing...

zzzzzzzzzzzz

I quite like Slither too. It's a proper B-movie and doesn't take itself seriously at all. The soundtrack is also pretty good, especially the track by The Yahoo's at the end.

Another great, yet incredibly bad movie is Iron Sky, its awful yet absolutely brilliant at the same time!"

The maker of Slither also made Super which i think is fantastically twisted but other people arent impressed. He's also doing Guardians of the Galaxy next.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

some film about a bloke in a coffin buried alive. He never even gets rescued!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still need to know how Snakes on a Plane didnt end Samuel L jackson's career

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

"some film about a bloke in a coffin buried alive. He never even gets rescued!"

Buried. I thought 'it can't be a bad film, perving at Ryan Reynolds for 90 minutes.' Got no idea how it ended turned it off after 20 minites!! Think that was the last film I turned off without finishing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eraserhead, wtf?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strippers vs Werewolves...so bad it must have been made on a budget of £27.50!

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Another vote for Zardos.

Some films are so bad they are truly funny. Plan 9 From Outer Space, B Movie, was bad, among other things, being in black and white, it was mostly supposed to happen at night, scenes shot in daylight were supposed to be put through an optical process to make them look night time - they forgot.

flashes from daytime to night time and so on.

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

The Shining

Could never get to the end ... so dull and over rated "

Heresy!!! Burn him at the stake!!!

Well worth waiting for the brilliant ending.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scary Movie 2

Adam Sandler Films excluding Water Boy & Punch D*unk Love

Ironman 3 as it wasn't true to the comics

Big Trouble in Little China so bad it's brilliant.

The 3rd Matrix Film

Mortal Kombat and it's sequal.

Danny Dyer Films

Kieth Lemon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Havent watched it but on sky at the minute they keep showing a film called "Abraham Lincoln vampire hunter" now theres something about that title that tells me it's going to be absolute crap !

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

"Havent watched it but on sky at the minute they keep showing a film called "Abraham Lincoln vampire hunter" now theres something about that title that tells me it's going to be absolute crap !

It's actually quite a good film. I like watching it. Obviously not historically true (although the book is based on, is a great account of the civil war), but a good watch none the less.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Batman - The Dark Knight Rises.

I got to the point where I no longer cared who lived or died.

You know a film is pants when you get up to make a cup of tea and don't bother to pause it.

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

A Good Day To Die Hard

Shockingly, cynically bad.

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Biker boys, Torque.

Pain & Gain, for a true story i thought it was crap.

Correct on all three!

Mark Kermode had a full blown rant about the latter .. So it really must've been bad ...

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Oh. And on other one ... Expendables 2. No story. No start or end. It was like a collection of cutting room floor shots poddled together.

The original Avengers movie with Uma Thurman in (nuff said) and Bright Lights, Big City with Michael J Fox....oh. and There Will Be Blood .... oh...and here's another ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lake Placid 2 is so stupid its funny and that is why I would watch it again !!

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By *SOHmanMan
over a year ago

Dudley

But most of the films mentioned weren't big hitters anyway so what did you expect? Lol

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Why sometimes my dear, the shitter it is the better.

Has anyone watched Machete? It is magnificent but poop.

To Machete fans, the sequel Machete Kills is out this month.

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By *UNCHBOXMan
over a year ago

folkestone

Green street was complete shit. Charlie Hunnam's cockney accent was the worst since Dick van Dykes in Mary Poppins!

Anything with Danny Dyer in is shit by default!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shit b movies are the best!!

to name a few you need to watch...

hobo with a shotgun

cockneys vs zombies

hansel and gretal get baked

bad milo

detention of the dead

yes ok i admit i have a B movie addiction, but they are so much better than hollywood!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"shit b movies are the best!!

to name a few you need to watch...

hobo with a shotgun

cockneys vs zombies

hansel and gretal get baked

bad milo

detention of the dead

yes ok i admit i have a B movie addiction, but they are so much better than hollywood!!

Cockney's vs Zombies was brilliant...Richard Briars 'running' had me in stitches...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sweeney Todd ..,Depp, ...did he do it for a bet ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strap on sally 5 not a scratch on the others.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Green street was complete shit. Charlie Hunnam's cockney accent was the worst since Dick van Dykes in Mary Poppins!

Anything with Danny Dyer in is shit by default!"

Have you seen borstal boy ? Danny Dyer is very good in it and it's a great film. It's nothing like the title suggests either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hubby has a 15 minute rule if he thinks a film is shit. If after 15 minutes he hasn't seen a decent pair of tits it goes off lol!

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By *ornyjohn83Man
over a year ago

chorley

watched CUBE start to finish the other day, probably the worst film i have ever seen!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

The Green Mile. Bloody awful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Green street was complete shit. Charlie Hunnam's cockney accent was the worst since Dick van Dykes in Mary Poppins!

Anything with Danny Dyer in is shit by default!"
hate that guy...total eejit!!

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By *eavy Metal BallzMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Biker boys, Torque.

Pain & Gain, for a true story i thought it was crap.

Correct on all three!

Mark Kermode had a full blown rant about the latter .. So it really must've been bad ..."

Mark Kermode is a brilliant critic, how he didn't get the Film xxxx after Barry Norman is crazy.

Claudia Winkleman is pretty good though, very easy on the eye too, which ain't a bad thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's brilliant on stage, but why is it that any film with Eddie Izzard in it is automatically crud - even if, which is normally the case, he's good in it. Somehow he's the albatross on the ship.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

for those that are interested, and those that want to avoid it, Slither is on tonight lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Biker boys, Torque.

Pain & Gain, for a true story i thought it was crap.

Correct on all three!

Mark Kermode had a full blown rant about the latter .. So it really must've been bad ...

Mark Kermode is a brilliant critic, how he didn't get the Film xxxx after Barry Norman is crazy.

Claudia Winkleman is pretty good though, very easy on the eye too, which ain't a bad thing. "

I was going to give Pain & Gain a chance. Still will, but I had reservations with it being Michael Bay. That man lives in a fucked up daydream and god knows how he gets so much film funding

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By *Xcite72Man
over a year ago

Chester

The Magnificent Eleven, a shocker !!!

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