FabSwingers.com forum: Random fib about yourself

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I am Moira Stewarts stunt double on the Chris Evans Radio show.

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

I stand in for Tess Daley when she has to express an unscripted comment or show any personality

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I translate for the King of Nepal.

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By *aravancoupleMan
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

I smash up caravans for top gear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a good girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was a vagina stunt double for Jenna Jamieson

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By *onkers 76Man
over a year ago

pontypool

I am really good looking, even nuns fancy me

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I have gecko type suckers on my toes.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

I used to be a stunt person for the Archers.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I have 2 left feet. I find it comes in useful when stood outside shoe shops

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By *utmegsMan
over a year ago

wherever I lay my hat

I write speeches for the Dalai Lama.

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By *lassy pairCouple
over a year ago

Greenwich London

I write jokes for jack dean

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By *irty RascalMan
over a year ago

Sutton Coldfield

I get lots of messages form fellow Fabswingers

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By *irty RascalMan
over a year ago

Sutton Coldfield

from not form.....duhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I played the guitar on all led zeppelin's studio albums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a 9 inch pianist in my pocket. Called Pete.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am actually taller

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By *irtyDee33Woman
over a year ago

South Yorkshire

I'm really a man with a mahoooooosive penis!!!!!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I translate for the King of Nepal."

I was the king of Nepal ..............but I thought I was assassinated?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cocks 9 inches ...its a millimeter less

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm 3ft tall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 01/10/13 00:27:22]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a size zero with fried egg tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My cocks 9 inches ...its a millimeter less "

Looks more like 15"" u donkey you

Eeeeeawww

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By *uncouple31Couple
over a year ago

Walsall

Glen Quagmire stole all my sex stories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sandra Bullock and Jennifer Aniston knocked on our door last night and demanded a mfff, we declined on the grounds of dillusion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Elvis lives in my basement along with Francis Albert Sinatra and Mario Lanza

(I'm getting alot of complaints from neighbours to keep the noise down! )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see dead people...

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I taught posh spice to sing,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I taught posh spice to sing,,

Oh I'm guessing then she was one of those timewaster types who only turned up once for a 10 minute lesson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I set up the cameras on the moon to film the first moon landing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"from not form.....duhhhh"

Should that not be d'oh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's my birthday today and I'm really 75.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I behave myself all of the time......, hmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am frigid, no really, I am!

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By *utmegsMan
over a year ago

wherever I lay my hat

I'm Tony Blair's sincerity coach.

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

One of my testicles is bigger than the other two.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was tutor to this coalition govt on how to be empathic and develop a caring concern for the vulnerable in our society

I was so successful they gave me a mega bonus n I get lots of self satisfaction seeing my results in action too,.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I photoshop my pics to make my cock look bigger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im anything you want me to be

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm Sparticus

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

I'm 21.

Really I am...

LoL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm Brian & so is my wife!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I'm Brian & so is my wife!""

i was brad pitt and jason stathams body doubles on Snatch.

unfortunately often at the same time

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By *utmegsMan
over a year ago

wherever I lay my hat

I'm a secret shopper for Gieves and Hawkes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I'm Brian & so is my wife!"

i was brad pitt and jason stathams body doubles on Snatch.

unfortunately often at the same time"

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By *ob and VixenCouple
over a year ago

Doncaster

my head doubles for one of Holly Willyboobies tits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a twelve inch cock....but i dont use it as a rule

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I singlehandedly prevented last year's zombie apocalypse. Did you see any zombies? No, exactly, you're welcome!

Lost a lot of good friends that week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder how many of the above are true lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder how many of the above are true lol

How dare you question the validity of my fib

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have an MBE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have an MBE "

Milkmans Big Erection

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

Our children are the UKs only juggling wall of death act...

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"I'm a size zero with fried egg tits

You too?!! Me too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a size zero with fried egg tits

You too?!! Me too!

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we are triplets x

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

I am a lion trainer in my spare time. Just need to practice my whip handling more.

Omg can't believe that so many of us size 0's are on this thread. It's a small world

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

"I singlehandedly prevented last year's zombie apocalypse. Did you see any zombies? No, exactly, you're welcome!

Lost a lot of good friends that week

So so funny

And thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My inbox is full every morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm working really hard and not logged into fab wasting my day looking at gorgeous folk and reading forum posts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am Mother Theresa's love child

(shhhhsh)

Mama had an occasional bad habit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am Boris Johnson's hair stylist and David Walliams camp filter.

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

I'm really 28 years old, my pictures are photo shopped to look like my stated profile age. Us youngsters can't get a look in on this site.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am General Zod... NOW kneel before Zod ( ladies only though please lol )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

V was involved in a scat and full sex event with a bunch of men, based in a 1920's flying car.

it was a pretty shitty gangbang

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a 6ft7 warrior with wings of steel!!!

( Lucy )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am the Stig !!

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By *irty Diana 22Woman
over a year ago

scunthorpe

I dont like giving b.j's

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I gave up breathing for Lent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wings are like a shield of steel !

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I look good in Speedos,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Geoff Capes was my best man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a prehensile tongue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not the mesia so will you all just piss off !!

""I'm Brian & so is my wife!""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was the ultimate warrior on WWF back in the 90's I'm still with them just now I look after panda's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was the ultimate warrior on WWF back in the 90's I'm still with them just now I look after panda's

wow!

you were my hero

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having the snip is the most pleasant experience of my life I don't know what all the fuss is about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i used to be a jockey.

now im 3

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I invented bees.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really enjoy the Fab avatar stuff immensely!

PS. Don't shoot me

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By *rsIdiotWoman
over a year ago

Bedworth

I'm actually a bloke called Dave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it actually does suck itself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cock is 2 inches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My cock is 2 inches

Ooooooooh

- is the other 7 inches an attachment then? I must get myself one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm Sparticus"
no im sparticus!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm Sparticus no im sparticus!

And so's my wife.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im actually a man.. shushhh

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

We are part of Kat Von Dees crew, bathing,massaging and attending her needs around the clock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to fib some more, sorry to be greedy:

I once shot down a plane by thinking real hard and shouting BANG!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am the ginnger GOD

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By *heirishboy121Man
over a year ago

Enniskillen Northen ireland

i pormise not to cum in your mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im good looking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i pormise not to cum in your mouth

Laughed til i fucking cried

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By *ubberdollieWoman
over a year ago

Stoke

i'm a goblin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a virgin

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