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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just been watching a programme about the south pacific and quite fancy life on a little place called "anuta"

The "upside" of doing this is the constant nice weather ,interjected with a few typhoons etc...but i likes stormy weather everyone normally gets on with everyone else..... lying around strumming my banjo and smoking whatever oh and no bedroom tax...you can have as many palm leaves as ya like

Bliss

But then you have to way up the "downsides"

I dont like fish, or squigly things so its coconuts only

You would have to shag the equivalent of a pigmy on steroids

And the worst is....

No big flat screen tv, no tinternet,

no gin or beer ...just summat made from chewed up yuck

No cheese

No fags.....

and no benefits...........

Ahhhh fuck it....might as well stay here ...

we have never had it so good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if you only eating cocanuts you'll be size 8 in a month

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"if you only eating cocanuts you'll be size 8 in a month "

Im getting there without coconuts as it is.........

Though i havent re done my pics and wont till a later date.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You.... And a nutter like me.... On a Pacific Island....??? Sod t'internet...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You.... And a nutter like me.... On a Pacific Island....??? Sod t'internet... "

Ooooooo we could "furtle" all day and night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You.... And a nutter like me.... On a Pacific Island....??? Sod t'internet...

Ooooooo we could "furtle" all day and night "

I could furtle a turtle.... If ya don't like fish....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You.... And a nutter like me.... On a Pacific Island....??? Sod t'internet...

Ooooooo we could "furtle" all day and night

I could furtle a turtle.... If ya don't like fish.... "

Is that legal ?

im ok with coconuts and maybe a nice big banana

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