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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Why does feeling poorly turn me into a soppy softy?

Does it make you want to look at kittens or shoot squirrels?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why does feeling poorly turn me into a soppy softy?

Does it make you want to look at kittens or shoot squirrels?"

Shoot squirrels and punch people..in the face!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Shoot anything that moves!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just want huggles when I'm proper poorly so as there is normally a distinct lack of them available on tap I get miserable and hide away.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Why does feeling poorly turn me into a soppy softy?

Does it make you want to look at kittens or shoot squirrels?

Shoot squirrels and punch people..in the face! "

What happens if they duck?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

If I'm ill I don't have the energy to do anything except moan and beg to be looked after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Makes me want to crawl into a cave and roll a rock across the opening until I feel better

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Shoot anything that moves! "

Poor puppy.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I've recently seen a squirrel that deserves to be shot now and then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why does feeling poorly turn me into a soppy softy?

Does it make you want to look at kittens or shoot squirrels?

Shoot squirrels and punch people..in the face!

What happens if they duck?"

I knee them in the face.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I just want huggles when I'm proper poorly so as there is normally a distinct lack of them available on tap I get miserable and hide away. "

I really wanted someone to nuggle into last night to help me get to sleep. I'm a bit better today but still want to look at cute things. Emergency Cute Stuff has had too many visits today.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Why does feeling poorly turn me into a soppy softy?

Does it make you want to look at kittens or shoot squirrels?

Shoot squirrels and punch people..in the face!

What happens if they duck?

I knee them in the face.

"

A double move planned for all eventualities.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why does feeling poorly turn me into a soppy softy?

Does it make you want to look at kittens or shoot squirrels?

Shoot squirrels and punch people..in the face!

What happens if they duck?

I knee them in the face.

A double move planned for all eventualities."

Yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I am proper poorly..... Them I just want to be left alone... So guessing I would be shooting anything that disturbed me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why does feeling poorly turn me into a soppy softy?

Does it make you want to look at kittens or shoot squirrels?

Shoot squirrels and punch people..in the face!

What happens if they duck?"

The squirrels ?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"If I am proper poorly..... Them I just want to be left alone... So guessing I would be shooting anything that disturbed me "

I wouldn't have the energy for shooting.

I don't want disturbing, just someone to cuddle when I WANT it and someone to fetch things when I WANT and maybe someone to sing Soft Kitty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just want huggles when I'm proper poorly so as there is normally a distinct lack of them available on tap I get miserable and hide away.

I really wanted someone to nuggle into last night to help me get to sleep. I'm a bit better today but still want to look at cute things. Emergency Cute Stuff has had too many visits today."

You do realise that "nuggling" is illegal unless done by a monkey

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I just want huggles when I'm proper poorly so as there is normally a distinct lack of them available on tap I get miserable and hide away.

I really wanted someone to nuggle into last night to help me get to sleep. I'm a bit better today but still want to look at cute things. Emergency Cute Stuff has had too many visits today.

You do realise that "nuggling" is illegal unless done by a monkey "

Funky will do. I don't think he's any good at Soft Kitty though.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

If you weren't allergic I could lend you a fluffy, warm, purry cat who loves snuggles. Excellent hot water bottle.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"If you weren't allergic I could lend you a fluffy, warm, purry cat who loves snuggles. Excellent hot water bottle. "

Can they sing Soft Kitty and fetch things?

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford

Oh no I retreat under the duvet and watch ridiculously sad films and snuggle my shi tzu.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Oh no I retreat under the duvet and watch ridiculously sad films and snuggle my shi tzu. "

That's what I need - a soppy film!

I manage an hour of work, some rest and then a bit on here and start all over again. Finding a hotel in Birmingham is my next job.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"If you weren't allergic I could lend you a fluffy, warm, purry cat who loves snuggles. Excellent hot water bottle.

Can they sing Soft Kitty and fetch things?"

She can't sing but she mutters and mumbles in a very cute way and she purrs a lot. She can fetch small things she can pick up but tends to prefer to steal things that interest her rather than actually being helpful.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

She's curled up against me now, purring, and making it really difficult to get up and go out.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Pictures of baby Clouded Leopards, sloths and ocelots have made me feel much better.

Now to get the bloody laptop fixed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh no I retreat under the duvet and watch ridiculously sad films and snuggle my shi tzu. "

well thats lovely but me name aint sue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Makes me want to crawl into a cave and roll a rock across the opening until I feel better"

And me

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