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Who has the biggest cock batman or superman?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well know spiderman hasnt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My geekness doesnt go that far, sorry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Though I'm pretty sure Superman could punch a hole through a woman's face via her vagina

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Though I'm pretty sure Superman could punch a hole through a woman's face via her vagina"

Bet they are not allowed to do fisting their hands are classed as lethal weapons!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Though I'm pretty sure Superman could punch a hole through a woman's face via her vagina

Bet they are not allowed to do fisting their hands are classed as lethal weapons! "

Nahhhh I meant with his nob lol question is, if they had pet names for their dicks, what would they be?

I reckon Batman would call his dick Grayson

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Though I'm pretty sure Superman could punch a hole through a woman's face via her vagina

Bet they are not allowed to do fisting their hands are classed as lethal weapons!

Nahhhh I meant with his nob lol question is, if they had pet names for their dicks, what would they be?

I reckon Batman would call his dick Grayson"

He he he Dick Grayson awesome! Supermans would be Clout Cunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Batman has Robin, he's often a giant Cock, or at least portrayed as one.

Nahhhh I meant with his nob lol question is, if they had pet names for their dicks, what would they be?

I reckon Batman would call his dick Grayson

I believe he calls it Jeremy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Batman has Robin, he's often a giant Cock, or at least portrayed as one.

Nahhhh I meant with his nob lol question is, if they had pet names for their dicks, what would they be?

I reckon Batman would call his dick Grayson

I believe he calls it Jeremy"

Not... 'The Red Hood'???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He is not called the man of steel for no reason

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Though I'm pretty sure Superman could punch a hole through a woman's face via her vagina

Bet they are not allowed to do fisting their hands are classed as lethal weapons!

Nahhhh I meant with his nob lol question is, if they had pet names for their dicks, what would they be?

I reckon Batman would call his dick Grayson

He he he Dick Grayson awesome! Supermans would be Clout Cunt. "

Hahaha I was thinking Lex Luthor, angry bald shiny head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Supermans would be called the Lane hogger.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Batman has Robin, he's often a giant Cock, or at least portrayed as one.

Nahhhh I meant with his nob lol question is, if they had pet names for their dicks, what would they be?

I reckon Batman would call his dick Grayson

I believe he calls it Jeremy"

What he says ""Eyeup Robbin give Jeremy a gobble"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just stand well clear, Supermans Jizz bolt can take out passing aircraft at 30,000ft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck this got weird fast lol

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

Neither, i believe it would be Dr Reed Richards and his as big as he feels like making it cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I bet spiderman spunks the furthest if he can do that web thing and is his spunk webby too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Neither, i believe it would be Dr Reed Richards and his as big as he feels like making it cock "

hahahaha but it has to stretch so it would be thinner...

Go with Dr Hank Pym, his Pym Particles can make him nearly as big as Galactus. Or in that case just go for Galactus, biggest prick in the universe!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ben Grim the thing call his cock Barretts (as in brick houses)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get the feeling the Frank Castle isnt specifially calling himself the Punisher...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Neither, i believe it would be Dr Reed Richards and his as big as he feels like making it cock

hahahaha but it has to stretch so it would be thinner...

Go with Dr Hank Pym, his Pym Particles can make him nearly as big as Galactus. Or in that case just go for Galactus, biggest prick in the universe!"

I thought Janey left him cos he was ridiculed being "AntMan" in the tights dept.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Neither, i believe it would be Dr Reed Richards and his as big as he feels like making it cock

hahahaha but it has to stretch so it would be thinner...

Go with Dr Hank Pym, his Pym Particles can make him nearly as big as Galactus. Or in that case just go for Galactus, biggest prick in the universe!

I thought Janey left him cos he was ridiculed being "AntMan" in the tights dept. "

That's what the Pym Particles were for, turning him into Giant Man. She stayed as the wasp so it would appear even bigger hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I bet spiderman spunks the furthest if he can do that web thing and is his spunk webby too?"

Hahaha I love a heavy load but that's a scary thought lol

How about wolverine? Though the adamantium only effects his bones n not his muscles, I reckon he would still be a good fuck lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Neither, i believe it would be Dr Reed Richards and his as big as he feels like making it cock

hahahaha but it has to stretch so it would be thinner...

Go with Dr Hank Pym, his Pym Particles can make him nearly as big as Galactus. Or in that case just go for Galactus, biggest prick in the universe!

I thought Janey left him cos he was ridiculed being "AntMan" in the tights dept.

That's what the Pym Particles were for, turning him into Giant Man. She stayed as the wasp so it would appear even bigger hahaha"

lol you didnt read issue 108, it explained his Pym Particles were slang for his spuds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I bet spiderman spunks the furthest if he can do that web thing and is his spunk webby too?

Hahaha I love a heavy load but that's a scary thought lol

How about wolverine? Though the adamantium only effects his bones n not his muscles, I reckon he would still be a good fuck lol"

Oh yeah he'd penetrate you so much, you'd come in a hundred different directions LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bet the Hulks is bigger and he cums with the thunder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Neither, i believe it would be Dr Reed Richards and his as big as he feels like making it cock

hahahaha but it has to stretch so it would be thinner...

Go with Dr Hank Pym, his Pym Particles can make him nearly as big as Galactus. Or in that case just go for Galactus, biggest prick in the universe!

I thought Janey left him cos he was ridiculed being "AntMan" in the tights dept.

That's what the Pym Particles were for, turning him into Giant Man. She stayed as the wasp so it would appear even bigger hahaha

lol you didnt read issue 108, it explained his Pym Particles were slang for his spuds "

LMAOOOOOOOO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bet the Hulks is bigger and he cums with the thunder "

was that why he asked Mr Magee not to make him angry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hulk SMAAASH (your back doors in)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hulk SMAAASH (your back doors in)"

Puny Human

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...think you just killed it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...think you just killed it..."

my bad....sorry!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're forgetting Mr. Fantastic. Can stretch his cock and make it huge.

Deadpool would have a blistered cock but would probably make you laugh.

Doc Ock would have hands all over the woman.

Black Widow would Dom you.

Thor would take you to Asgard (and back)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has Iron Man got the hardest?

Does David Banner's go green without the rest him when he gets excited?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has Iron Man got the hardest?

Does David Banner's go green without the rest him when he gets excited? "

Not sure Banner can have sex as he could turn into Hulk.

Just a thought, Galactus could drown everyone with his jizz

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By *oxerjoshleeMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Haha best thread of the day

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Has Iron Man got the hardest?

Does David Banner's go green without the rest him when he gets excited? "

There is no cock on the suit so stark just has a normal weiner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, I thought you said 'who is the biggest cock...'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has to be Superman because Batman only has a Cock Robin!

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

The lucky bitch next door!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Imagine if superwoman had a cock??

omg! thats my childhood crush gone out the window lol

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Imagine if superwoman had a cock??

omg! thats my childhood crush gone out the window lol

"

LMAOoooooooooo!! Was thinking the same about Wonder Woman!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone seen the unrated version of the film Hancock ?? There is a bit in that where he is having a wank and when he comes it shoots thourgh the caravan roof its hilarious lol

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Superman is flying about feeling horny and frustrated ,, he sees batman flys over and say " morning batman,, I m feeling frisky and Lois just can t satisfy me,, what do you do when tthat happens,,?"

Batman says " well it just so happens that super heros are difgicult to satisfy, have you been with wonder woman, she satisfied me and robin,,'" " no I have nt, I had nt thought of her in that way,, thanks, gotta fly,,"

He flys off and ses captain America " morning cappy, when youre frustrated, you know feeling frisky,, what do you do,?"

Captain says " I head straight over to wonder woman,, shes phenomenal,,!" "hmmm batman said the same thing,, gotta fly. Cheers " and off superman flys,, a short while later he see s Spiderman,, zooms down and asks Spiderman the same question,, Spiderman says " you gotta go see wonder woman, she s fantastic best there is,,!" "cheers spidey, thats something I m contemplating,,!" of he flys,, a little while later as hes flying around feeling more frustrated and horny he sees wonder woman naked laid on her backin a field,, a split second later theres a flash as superman hurtles to the groundat the speed of light,,,, ,the ground shudder as he climaxes , a split second later a flash of light as he sets off skywards his sexual energy sated,,, " what the fuck was that,,?!" yells wonder woman " I don t know, " says the invisible Man,,!! "But my arse hurts ,!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those pants don't give anything away. Maybe they're both hung like Action Man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Those pants don't give anything away. Maybe they're both hung like Action Man."

As far as I remember my action man was cockless.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"Superman is flying about feeling horny and frustrated ,, he sees batman flys over and say " morning batman,, I m feeling frisky and Lois just can t satisfy me,, what do you do when tthat happens,,?"

Batman says " well it just so happens that super heros are difgicult to satisfy, have you been with wonder woman, she satisfied me and robin,,'" " no I have nt, I had nt thought of her in that way,, thanks, gotta fly,,"

He flys off and ses captain America " morning cappy, when youre frustrated, you know feeling frisky,, what do you do,?"

Captain says " I head straight over to wonder woman,, shes phenomenal,,!" "hmmm batman said the same thing,, gotta fly. Cheers " and off superman flys,, a short while later he see s Spiderman,, zooms down and asks Spiderman the same question,, Spiderman says " you gotta go see wonder woman, she s fantastic best there is,,!" "cheers spidey, thats something I m contemplating,,!" of he flys,, a little while later as hes flying around feeling more frustrated and horny he sees wonder woman naked laid on her backin a field,, a split second later theres a flash as superman hurtles to the groundat the speed of light,,,, ,the ground shudder as he climaxes , a split second later a flash of light as he sets off skywards his sexual energy sated,,, " what the fuck was that,,?!" yells wonder woman " I don t know, " says the invisible Man,,!! "But my arse hurts ,!""

LMAOoooooooo!! An oldie but a goodie x thanks for the belly laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyway there is no contest Foghorn leghorn is the biggest cock he is massive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet the Hulk has a tiny cock innit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I bet the Hulk has a tiny cock innit?

"

In proportion to the rest of him he has real small pants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Superman is flying about feeling horny and frustrated ,, he sees batman flys over and say " morning batman,, I m feeling frisky and Lois just can t satisfy me,, what do you do when tthat happens,,?"

Batman says " well it just so happens that super heros are difgicult to satisfy, have you been with wonder woman, she satisfied me and robin,,'" " no I have nt, I had nt thought of her in that way,, thanks, gotta fly,,"

He flys off and ses captain America " morning cappy, when youre frustrated, you know feeling frisky,, what do you do,?"

Captain says " I head straight over to wonder woman,, shes phenomenal,,!" "hmmm batman said the same thing,, gotta fly. Cheers " and off superman flys,, a short while later he see s Spiderman,, zooms down and asks Spiderman the same question,, Spiderman says " you gotta go see wonder woman, she s fantastic best there is,,!" "cheers spidey, thats something I m contemplating,,!" of he flys,, a little while later as hes flying around feeling more frustrated and horny he sees wonder woman naked laid on her backin a field,, a split second later theres a flash as superman hurtles to the groundat the speed of light,,,, ,the ground shudder as he climaxes , a split second later a flash of light as he sets off skywards his sexual energy sated,,, " what the fuck was that,,?!" yells wonder woman " I don t know, " says the invisible Man,,!! "But my arse hurts ,!""

pfft that's ridiculous. lol Superman is DC Spiderman and Captain America are Marvel how would they know any of them too many geek holes in this joke (see what i did there?)

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