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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Do guys actually still wear them ?

Have you ever got down and dirty with a guy wearing one ?

Would you ?

Did it come off in ya hand ?

and such questions

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

did you see the spy seties the americans . the russian guy shagged and even married his victim in a crap wig and sticky out dodgy false teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no but I did once meet a guy whos ear came off in my hand, honest to god true story that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a guy come off in my hand

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By *hris148Man
over a year ago

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Wasn't there a Monty Python thing about Toupees?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

no way naughty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"no way naughty "

its wasn't his real ear

he had a burn when he was a child which he told me about as it had left some scaring on the side of his face, you really couldn't tell that much as his hair was long and covered it, but he failed to mention that due to the burn he lost his ear and had a prosthetic one, which in the throws of passion came off in my hand, had he told me id have been more gentle

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"no but I did once meet a guy whos ear came off in my hand, honest to god true story that "

I swear to god NN you need to write a book one day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely toupes are a thing of the past

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

omg poor man i suppose he could put it back on so no long term damage done xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"no but I did once meet a guy whos ear came off in my hand, honest to god true story that

I swear to god NN you need to write a book one day. "

lol i've been doing this 12 years i've picked up a few stories along the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would be very put off and think I'd burst out laughing ....not in s nasty way just wouldn't be able to help it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"no but I did once meet a guy whos ear came off in my hand, honest to god true story that "
was he from wigon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"omg poor man i suppose he could put it back on so no long term damage done xx"

I just put it on the bed side table and carried on, was pretty obvious what the story behind it was so no need to stop play

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Nice thread, thread nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Years ago a mate got into a scuffle with a bouncer. Bouncer fainted when mates false leg came off in his hand

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I used to work with a hale and hearty lad who happened to have a false leg.

He parked in a disabled space and some old codger went ballistic and without giving him chance to explain, accused him of abusing a blue badge. My pal got that annoyed after being bollocked by this chap that he eventually took his false leg off and threw it at him.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I had some mates once and the fella was on this occasion playing alone (with wifeys permission) He had been chatting for about a mth prior to meeting...

He arrives on time,condoms ,nice after shave etc.....

Gets to the bedroom with said lady and she starts fiddling under her skirt and he thinks..eye eye here we go............ and she proceeds to remove her right leg

Now if my mate had known previously, he wouldnt have had a problem but the shock to his system and because she had failed to let him know....meant his little soldier wasnt gonna be doing any exercise that day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Years ago a mate got into a scuffle with a bouncer. Bouncer fainted when mates false leg came off in his hand "

Lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"no but I did once meet a guy whos ear came off in my hand, honest to god true story that "

NN I would really like to meet you and chat for a complete evening. We have met and chatted in chams but it wasn't long enough.

The reason is not to have sex, I absolutely love your swinging stories. I could listen for hours. You are hilariously funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have never met anyone knowingly with a toupe, I would though.

I was once at a party and a guy just happened to look down and his false teeth fell out. He quickly bent down and put them back in. I think only I saw. I obviously didn't mention it and pretended not to notice.

Funny things like this make swinging I think. If a guy had a toupe and it came off during sex, I would wait to see if he was ok and not upset, if he laughed I would too, it would just be a good natured funny escapade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"no but I did once meet a guy whos ear came off in my hand, honest to god true story that

I swear to god NN you need to write a book one day. "

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By *RYBBWCouple
over a year ago

Leeds.


"Would be very put off and think I'd burst out laughing ....not in s nasty way just wouldn't be able to help it "

Ear ear. Sorry here here !

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