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By *urvywelsh OP   Couple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

[Removed by poster at 29/09/13 13:15:15]

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By *urvywelsh OP   Couple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

At first I was afraid, I was petrified.

When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!

But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that

I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on...

But there you are, another lie,

I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry!

I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream

Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those

Jeans!

Go on now - go! , Walk out the door,

Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!

Weren't you a pratt to think I wouldn't find you out!?

Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!

[Chorus]

I will survive! I will survive!

Cuz as long as I have batteries,

My sex life's gonna thrive!

I will always have good sex,

With a handful of latex!

I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!

It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,

When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!

But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,

Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!

[Chorus]

I will survive! I will survive!

Cuz as long as I have batteries,

My sex life's gonna thrive!

I will always have good sex,

With a handful of latex!

I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

brilliant x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was actually singing your words to that very good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol that's great well done ....any more ? X

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

you take it up the bum baby

if thats the way you want it baby

then im bringin lots of lube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sad but too often true story (wipes a tear)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a whole load of alternate/literal videos on YouTube a while back, most got pulled but there are still a few really funny ones left.

Search for "Meatloaf literal video" and there's a hilarious version of I Would Do Anything For Love. While you're at it google StSanders and check out the videos he's created, there's a greatremake of Van Halen's 'Jump' which he's renamed Job....

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