FabSwingers.com forum: caravan fun

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

any couples or females own there own caravan in north wales from colwyn bay .abergele.towyn.rhyl.presthaven sands

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"any couples or females own there own caravan in north wales from colwyn bay .abergele.towyn.rhyl.presthaven sands "

The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

By *kywatcherMan
over a year ago

Southwick

"Am I missing the joke in that post

It's an Austin Powers cut and paste.

Unsure what it has to do with the OP..