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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

There I was browsing when I thought .... wow ....good tits for her age... her fanny looks like a smiling dolphin n that's funny cos ...... shhhhhhhh ( so does mine )

What's yours look like ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cream doughnut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A week old kebab.

No flies on it though. Me is a classy biatch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are some really ugly ones on here.

I have seen a few that look like a plucked chicken.

Some have such prounounced labia that it looks like the stuffing coming out of a cushion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm stumped on this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spam butterfly anyone ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spam butterfly anyone ?? "

That has mad me chuckle. Does it come with chips and beans?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm stumped on this one "

Me too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spam butterfly anyone ??

That has mad me chuckle. Does it come with chips and beans?"

Lol depends on previous nights food intake so could be gravy or mayo ?? Or both lol !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There I was browsing when I thought .... wow ....good tits for her age... her fanny looks like a smiling dolphin n that's funny cos ...... shhhhhhhh ( so does mine )

What's yours look like ?"

I have a great ass

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I'm stumped on this one "

Just one or can you take all 3?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

A sows ear hoping to be a silk purse,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some curtains could do with a trim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know how your wellies look when you fold the tops over? Well......

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

hmm mine looks like a fanny!!!!! its neat I suppose

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By *irtyDee33Woman
over a year ago

South Yorkshire

I'd like to think mine looks fairly neat lol but yeh a few I've seen have made my last meal nearly make a come back lol

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Like an indentation into a three layer chocolate cake. It really is a thing of beauty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is very neat and pretty!

I've seen some monsters on here though...there's one profile I use as a diet aid when I need putting off my food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gotta love the self love while slagging off the fellow sisterhood

No one can help how theirs looks! they are fannies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gotta love the self love while slagging off the fellow sisterhood

No one can help how theirs looks! they are fannies"

Some of them are uninteresting...

Some I could waffle on about...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn't matter what they look like, they'll still get eaten by the fuckstruck gannets on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is just perfect in any way shape of form.... And as long as it gives me the best pleasure ever I don't really care

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gotta love the self love while slagging off the fellow sisterhood

No one can help how theirs looks! they are fannies

Some of them are uninteresting...

Some I could waffle on about... "

Just as long as you don't mention the dreaded blue word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gotta love the self love while slagging off the fellow sisterhood

No one can help how theirs looks! they are fannies

Some of them are uninteresting...

Some I could waffle on about... "

Don't waffle on about the blue ones

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"There are some really ugly ones on here.

I have seen a few that look like a plucked chicken.

Some have such prounounced labia that it looks like the stuffing coming out of a cushion.

"
how do you pronounce labia

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By *othingButCocoChanelWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Gotta love the self love while slagging off the fellow sisterhood

No one can help how theirs looks! they are fannies"

Ano..bunch of judgemental cows

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I don't know what mine looks like but it works ok and nobody has ever laughed or complained.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Gotta love the self love while slagging off the fellow sisterhood

No one can help how theirs looks! they are fannies"

Yep - what she said.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

fannies are for fucking licking and fingering .. who cares what they look like ( in the nicest possible way)

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

fannies are for fucking licking and fingering .. who cares what they look like ( in the nicest possible way)

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"fannies are for fucking licking and fingering .. who cares what they look like ( in the nicest possible way) "

Quite a lot of people if you read the numerous threads with derogatory names for the wonderful quim.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Let's have a forum fanny off and settle this once and for all

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By *irtyDee33Woman
over a year ago

South Yorkshire


"Let's have a forum fanny off and settle this once and for all "

U just wanna perv at out flanges u naughty boy!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let's have a forum fanny off and settle this once and for all "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive just been for a look and mine looks like....a fanny

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Let's have a forum fanny off and settle this once and for all

"

Don't encourage him. He's often rude about the glorious quim. Look at his profile.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"ive just been for a look and mine looks like....a fanny "
exactly .. and long may it do so .. they all look the same to me ( in the best possible taste)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines just average I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let's have a forum fanny off and settle this once and for all

Don't encourage him. He's often rude about the glorious quim. Look at his profile. "

I can't see any profile text. Just amazing oiliness and boots up to his tight.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm stumped on this one

Just one or can you take all 3?"

Ha ha none.. I'm a Virgin

I actually think mines quite neat looking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let's have a forum fanny off and settle this once and for all

Don't encourage him. He's often rude about the glorious quim. Look at his profile.

I can't see any profile text. Just amazing oiliness and boots up to his tight......... "
I had to go look. He makes a quite fabulous woman

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Let's have a forum fanny off and settle this once and for all

Don't encourage him. He's often rude about the glorious quim. Look at his profile.

I can't see any profile text. Just amazing oiliness and boots up to his tight......... I had to go look. He makes a quite fabulous woman "

It's very annoying. He did have some lumpy bits that needed a bit of tucking though.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Let's have a forum fanny off and settle this once and for all

Don't encourage him. He's often rude about the glorious quim. Look at his profile. "

Manfred Man sang a song about them:

Come on without, come on within

You'll not see nothing like the Mighty Quim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let's have a forum fanny off and settle this once and for all

Don't encourage him. He's often rude about the glorious quim. Look at his profile.

I can't see any profile text. Just amazing oiliness and boots up to his tight......... I had to go look. He makes a quite fabulous woman

It's very annoying. He did have some lumpy bits that needed a bit of tucking though. "

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Let's have a forum fanny off and settle this once and for all

Don't encourage him. He's often rude about the glorious quim. Look at his profile.

Manfred Man sang a song about them:

Come on without, come on within

You'll not see nothing like the Mighty Quim"

I know - it was my name here before Lickety.

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By *lassy pairCouple
over a year ago

Greenwich London


"Mine is just perfect in any way shape of form.... And as long as it gives me the best pleasure ever I don't really care "

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Let's have a forum fanny off and settle this once and for all

Don't encourage him. He's often rude about the glorious quim. Look at his profile.

Manfred Man sang a song about them:

Come on without, come on within

You'll not see nothing like the Mighty Quim

I know - it was my name here before Lickety."

You don't look much like a Manfred

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Let's have a forum fanny off and settle this once and for all

Don't encourage him. He's often rude about the glorious quim. Look at his profile.

Manfred Man sang a song about them:

Come on without, come on within

You'll not see nothing like the Mighty Quim

I know - it was my name here before Lickety.

You don't look much like a Manfred"

Why do you think I don't have any quim pictures on Fab?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There I was browsing when I thought .... wow ....good tits for her age... her fanny looks like a smiling dolphin n that's funny cos ...... shhhhhhhh ( so does mine )

What's yours look like ?"

Mines ok I think although some on here have lips that hang down like a billy goats beard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol@ryan

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By *uckyinlustMan
over a year ago

manchester

All fannies are fab .................although I did have one where her labia was as tough as leather poor girl ..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Real women all look different...

Ask any gynaecologist...

Plenty wonky looking cocks on here too!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The last lady I was seeing a while back was in her late 40s and embarrassed cos her lips were huge, for me it was part of her and I took it as that.

She became more confident and also loved me sucking on them.

She was a bit of an exhibitionist and loved getting fucked in public but was very reluctant about showing her fanny off, but after she could see that it was nothing to be worried about she changed totally.....i mentioned in another post about an ex who masterbated in her bed when the window cleaner was about....this was her and he saw it all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wife also has protruding flaps and a super sensitive clit so unfortunately is not into oral sex.

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