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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I am in a relationship with a gorgeous lady. We are not married and never intend to be. Much as I hate labels, I find it awkward when I talk about her.

Girlfriend sounds like we are 6 years old.

If I say partner, people assume I am gay

OH, seems to be a swinging term, as none of my mates or colleagues know what I am talking about.

Wife/fiancee is a no no

Calling her 'me bitch' starts the feminists off.

Any suggestions?

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

lady friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better half?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"lady friend

Nice suggestion View, but I am 44... not 84

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Better half? "

Factually incorrect

*hopes she dont read this*

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"lady friend

Nice suggestion View, but I am 44... not 84

not quite an elderly lady but passed being a youngster friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

significant other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My lady......

My lady and I often go...........

I'm going on holiday with my lady.......

My lady loves period drama's......

My lady works full time.........

Any good ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best friend and lover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'er indoors?!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just discussed this with a friend of mine the other day, we couldn't up with an answer either but she did suggest a local colloquialism ..."The Woman"

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By *rs-Naughty_Mr-CuddlesCouple
over a year ago

Nr coleford

money graber

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My lady......

My lady and I often go...........

I'm going on holiday with my lady.......

My lady loves period drama's......

My lady works full time.........

Any good ?"

That would make me sound like Parker from Thunderbirds

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Lots of straight couples I know use partner. If people assume you're a gay couple maybe say "my partner Maud" but only if that's her name.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"money graber"

That describes the ex much better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My lady......

My lady and I often go...........

I'm going on holiday with my lady.......

My lady loves period drama's......

My lady works full time.........

Any good ?

That would make me sound like Parker from Thunderbirds

That would be about right if she is a classy lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Call her by her name. If they ask her if she's your wife/ gf/ oh.... run away.

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By *hris148Man
over a year ago

'Her indoors'?

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By *D40Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Just discussed this with a friend of mine the other day, we couldn't up with an answer either but she did suggest a local colloquialism ..."The Woman"

If you called me "The Woman" I'd not be best pleased. Now if you said "this is my woman" I wouldn't object.

I often refer to my boyfriend as my other half, partner, himself. None of which insinuate I am gay I think.

I wonder why you just can't tell people that this is the lady who shares your life....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lady friend

That gets my vote too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Call her by her name. If they ask her if she's your wife/ gf/ oh.... run away. "

But if I talk about her by her name and the person I am talking to does not know her, they dont know who I am talking about

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just discussed this with a friend of mine the other day, we couldn't up with an answer either but she did suggest a local colloquialism ..."The Woman"

If you called me "The Woman" I'd not be best pleased. Now if you said "this is my woman" I wouldn't object.

I often refer to my boyfriend as my other half, partner, himself. None of which insinuate I am gay I think.

I wonder why you just can't tell people that this is the lady who shares your life...."

'the lady who shares your life'... bit long winded though eh

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

Your Sun and Stars.

Bonus if you get the reference.

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

"significant other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Partner is ok ....

If anyone wants a cum slut whore bag

Im open to offers - sensible ones mind you I do have a heart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Common theme seems to be 'lady' though ? Come on, give in, say yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Partner is ok ....

If anyone wants a cum slut whore bag

Im open to offers - sensible ones mind you I do have a heart

I tried that when I introduced her to my family...

"hi nan, this is Jen, my cumslut whore bag" says I.

"hello dear, would you like a nice cup of tea?" says my nan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your Sun and Stars.

Bonus if you get the reference."

Game of Thrones?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Call her by her name. If they ask her if she's your wife/ gf/ oh.... run away.

But if I talk about her by her name and the person I am talking to does not know her, they dont know who I am talking about"

Make hand gestures.

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

"Your Sun and Stars.

Bonus if you get the reference.

Game of Thrones? "

Yessir!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Partner is ok ....

If anyone wants a cum slut whore bag

Im open to offers - sensible ones mind you I do have a heart

I tried that when I introduced her to my family...

"hi nan, this is Jen, my cumslut whore bag" says I.

"hello dear, would you like a nice cup of tea?" says my nan.

See ... perfectly acceptable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Call her by her name. If they ask her if she's your wife/ gf/ oh.... run away.

But if I talk about her by her name and the person I am talking to does not know her, they dont know who I am talking about"

Whatever you chose Ben, choose wisely as the faux pas of an incorrect introduction can follow you around for ... ever!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Call her by her name. If they ask her if she's your wife/ gf/ oh.... run away.

But if I talk about her by her name and the person I am talking to does not know her, they dont know who I am talking about

Make hand gestures.

What about if I am on the phone? Which is why this thought process started

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the other half or the boss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I call mrs hedo my bitch not had anycomplaints just a few chuckles as I use it infront of her and she likes it ,

however I think the most general term these days is my partner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The better half

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Mrs Muggins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

me Julie ayyye

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"me Julie ayyye "

she loves me from me head to me goolies, you know she really turns me on with her sweet babylons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Girlfriend sounds like we are 6 years old.

Why?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me Richard or me Doris works around here.

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

the missus (mr's)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I call mine fuckface.

She doesn't mind but her Dad still raises his eyebrows. Can't please them all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your Sun and Stars.

Bonus if you get the reference."

It is known.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soul Mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am in a relationship with a gorgeous lady. We are not married and never intend to be. Much as I hate labels, I find it awkward when I talk about her.

Girlfriend sounds like we are 6 years old.

If I say partner, people assume I am gay

OH, seems to be a swinging term, as none of my mates or colleagues know what I am talking about.

Wife/fiancee is a no no

Calling her 'me bitch' starts the feminists off.

Any suggestions?

Old gull, the mrs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i usually say the missus or the other half, depending upon whos company i am in

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

lover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just refer to her by name

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By *yphoon1Man
over a year ago

partner works for me and my.......partner.

gives an air of equality too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lover"

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

The love of my life? Well, yours not mine.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

My bestest friend ever.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

just call her"the bird"

sooner or later,no matter what you choose,she'll get pissed off with it.

you know what they're like.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"just refer to her by name

Trouble is, when he said 'Gertrude', I said 'tell her to be more polite then'.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I used to call an ex COTU.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I used to call an ex COTU."

Cums on their underwear?

Can't often trunk up?

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

partner is the usual one but can be male or female

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