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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Why does it like to congregate under the bed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the dead skin !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All the dead skin !!!"
Yeuch

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"All the dead skin !!!"

A lot of dust is dead skin. Then there's the hair.

I feel I should seal myself into a bag after I've done the cleaning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why does it like to congregate under the bed?

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Because you don't clean properly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dust is afraid of light

dust bunnies occur when the total mass of dust + hair reaches equilibrium causing chaos effect to take over.

once several particles of dust attach themselves to a hair the process continues until all the dust and hair is together. it then takes on sentient properties and chases you around the bedroom......

Think i should not have done mushrooms tonight.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Why does it like to congregate under the bed?

Because you don't clean properly "

There is that. I'm going down the Quentin Crisp route I think.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"dust is afraid of light

dust bunnies occur when the total mass of dust + hair reaches equilibrium causing chaos effect to take over.

once several particles of dust attach themselves to a hair the process continues until all the dust and hair is together. it then takes on sentient properties and chases you around the bedroom......

Think i should not have done mushrooms tonight.

"

That's two scary things in one post.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why does it like to congregate under the bed?

Because you don't clean properly

There is that. I'm going down the Quentin Crisp route I think."

Turning gay and moving to New York?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Why does it like to congregate under the bed?

Because you don't clean properly

There is that. I'm going down the Quentin Crisp route I think.

Turning gay and moving to New York? "

I'm not going to move to New York. Terribly dusty there last time I went.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why does it like to congregate under the bed?

Because you don't clean properly

There is that. I'm going down the Quentin Crisp route I think.

Turning gay and moving to New York?

I'm not going to move to New York. Terribly dusty there last time I went."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"dust is afraid of light

dust bunnies occur when the total mass of dust + hair reaches equilibrium causing chaos effect to take over.

once several particles of dust attach themselves to a hair the process continues until all the dust and hair is together. it then takes on sentient properties and chases you around the bedroom......

Think i should not have done mushrooms tonight.

That's two scary things in one post."

I am currently hiding on the ceiling because i need to clean up too, lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why does it like to congregate under the bed?

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It only congregates in areas you don't clean, my gran has a bad hip so hers gathers on the top of cupboards as she is unable to reach though at her age her carpets and under furniture and beds is pristine.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Nothing as I don't have an under the bed lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nothing as I don't have an under the bed lol"

you sleep in mid air ???

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Nothing as I don't have an under the bed lol

you sleep in mid air ???"

Yes

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Because you're a slattern.

How's the back of your 'fridge?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nothing as I don't have an under the bed lol

you sleep in mid air ???

Yes "

I know that the way to fly is to throw yourself at the floor and miss, but levitation is a bit beyond me. Can you pop over and teach me how ???

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