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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

What are you staring at? Nothing to see here. Nosey buggers.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

You've got buggers up your nose?

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"You've got buggers up your nose? "

Not anymore. They came out last time I had my nostrils waxed.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"You've got buggers up your nose?

Not anymore. They came out last time I had my nostrils waxed. "

Waxed? I thought they used mole grips.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"You've got buggers up your nose?

Not anymore. They came out last time I had my nostrils waxed.

Waxed? I thought they used mole grips. "

Are you two going to start comparing tools again?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"You've got buggers up your nose?

Not anymore. They came out last time I had my nostrils waxed.

Waxed? I thought they used mole grips.

Are you two going to start comparing tools again?"

I don't think I could ever compete to be honest. I don't even have greasy overalls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You woke me up all this attention seeking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Singe out nostril hair with a blow torch but be careful not to sneeze

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"You've got buggers up your nose?

Not anymore. They came out last time I had my nostrils waxed.

Waxed? I thought they used mole grips.

Are you two going to start comparing tools again?

I don't think I could ever compete to be honest. I don't even have greasy overalls "

I don't have greasy overalls either. I tend to avoid things that involve me getting greasy and oily.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I don't even have greasy overalls "

I'll grease ya nipples hun

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I don't even have greasy overalls

I'll grease ya nipples hun "

Yeah I bet you have stumpy

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I don't even have greasy overalls

I'll grease ya nipples hun

Yeah I bet you have stumpy "

Greasy nipples - has someone been eating bacon with their hands again?

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford


"You've got buggers up your nose?

Not anymore. They came out last time I had my nostrils waxed.

Waxed? I thought they used mole grips.

Are you two going to start comparing tools again?

I don't think I could ever compete to be honest. I don't even have greasy overalls "

I smell avatar challenge. ..get your tool box out

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I don't even have greasy overalls

I'll grease ya nipples hun

Yeah I bet you have stumpy

Greasy nipples - has someone been eating bacon with their hands again?"

My bacon had an unfortunate burning

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I don't even have greasy overalls

I'll grease ya nipples hun

Yeah I bet you have stumpy

Greasy nipples - has someone been eating bacon with their hands again?

My bacon had an unfortunate burning "

Mine was perfect. I put it between a soft toasted cheesy muffin and then licked my greasy fingers.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I don't even have greasy overalls

I'll grease ya nipples hun

Yeah I bet you have stumpy

Greasy nipples - has someone been eating bacon with their hands again?

My bacon had an unfortunate burning

Mine was perfect. I put it between a soft toasted cheesy muffin and then licked my greasy fingers."

Good job you have a stylus otherwise you would have a greasy Nexus

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Is it just me or does "greasy Nexus" sound like a dodgy euphemism for something?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Is it just me or does "greasy Nexus" sound like a dodgy euphemism for something? "

It does to me too. It also sounds absolutely disgusting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didnt look...well not much xx

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I didnt look...well not much xx"

The Gnome's back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I didnt look...well not much xx

The Gnome's back!"

Nit my fault hes taken control xx

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