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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Describe what a troll looks like, where they live and their social lives.

Do they live under the Trip Trap Bridge?

In a light-hearted fun way please. No descriptions of real or perceived trolls on Fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

In a light-hearted fun way please. No descriptions of real or perceived trolls on Fab.

"

damn you just killed my reply

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Well,a female troll is called a trollop and instead of fucking doggy style, they fuck goaty style.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

plastic, naked, funny lil belly buttons, big eyes and lime green hair

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Well,a female troll is called a trollop and instead of fucking doggy style, they fuck goaty style. "

With horns?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"plastic, naked, funny lil belly buttons, big eyes and lime green hair "

Inny or outty belly buttons?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well,a female troll is called a trollop and instead of fucking doggy style, they fuck goaty style. "

I wanna try goaty style,always looking for New positions,how Do you Do it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What would a good name be for a troll? Or place where they live? I think Trev would be a good name for a troll. Not Trevor. Just Trev. From Trowbridge.

Apologies to anyone called Trev from Trowbridge.

Not really.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Well,a female troll is called a trollop and instead of fucking doggy style, they fuck goaty style.

I wanna try goaty style,always looking for New positions,how Do you Do it lol"

The woman puts her hair into two side pig tails that the guy can grab and hold and yank on. They are the horns. A little ripe goats cheese spread liberally about the nether regions will add a little aroma to the proceedings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a troll and I live in a hole.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Well,a female troll is called a trollop and instead of fucking doggy style, they fuck goaty style.

I wanna try goaty style,always looking for New positions,how Do you Do it lol

The woman puts her hair into two side pig tails that the guy can grab and hold and yank on. They are the horns. A little ripe goats cheese spread liberally about the nether regions will add a little aroma to the proceedings. "

Does anyone have to eat the washing?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I am a troll and I live in a hole. "

A nice warm one I bet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lot of them have a big pencil up their arses....

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Eat the washing? No. Swapping underwear and then wearing it on their heads is quite enough. It means things are a bit muffled too when speaking so when she says "harder", the guy can stop and get more cheese and when she gets cross, he can say "I thought you said Larder".

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

[Removed by poster at 28/09/13 14:35:15]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well,a female troll is called a trollop and instead of fucking doggy style, they fuck goaty style.

I wanna try goaty style,always looking for New positions,how Do you Do it lol

The woman puts her hair into two side pig tails that the guy can grab and hold and yank on. They are the horns. A little ripe goats cheese spread liberally about the nether regions will add a little aroma to the proceedings.

Does anyone have to eat the washing?"

Right adds goats cheese and hairbands to naughty bag,i leave the man to eat his socks,call it dessert after goats cheese

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford


"Well,a female troll is called a trollop and instead of fucking doggy style, they fuck goaty style. "

please elaborate on goaty style... does that mean chewing the cud while making Japanese porn style bleating noises?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Well,a female troll is called a trollop and instead of fucking doggy style, they fuck goaty style.

please elaborate on goaty style... does that mean chewing the cud while making Japanese porn style bleating noises? "

Yes, especially if the guy has a goatee beard.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Well,a female troll is called a trollop and instead of fucking doggy style, they fuck goaty style.

please elaborate on goaty style... does that mean chewing the cud while making Japanese porn style bleating noises?

Yes, especially if the guy has a goatee beard. "

Troll sex has become the Goaty now.

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford


"Well,a female troll is called a trollop and instead of fucking doggy style, they fuck goaty style.

please elaborate on goaty style... does that mean chewing the cud while making Japanese porn style bleating noises?

Yes, especially if the guy has a goatee beard. "

is it wrong I want try this? Oh no I think I am a troll

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"No descriptions of real or perceived trolls on Fab.

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I own a T plate Rolls Royce and it's fabulous darling

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"No descriptions of real or perceived trolls on Fab.

I own a T plate Rolls Royce and it's fabulous darling "

You have a TRolls Royce? Limited edition?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Well,a female troll is called a trollop and instead of fucking doggy style, they fuck goaty style.

please elaborate on goaty style... does that mean chewing the cud while making Japanese porn style bleating noises?

Yes, especially if the guy has a goatee beard.

is it wrong I want try this? Oh no I think I am a troll "

Let's see how quickly Steve gets people doing the Goaty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are lickety troll I have seen your green hair

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"You are lickety troll I have seen your green hair"

Shush, people don't know about the green hair.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"You are lickety troll I have seen your green hair"

Are you sure it wasn't a pink rabbit

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Oi! Nothing wrong with green hair!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a mole and I live in a hole...next door to the trolls xx

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I am a mole and I live in a hole...next door to the trolls xx"

Dave needs to brush off the leaves when he exits from the hole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am a mole and I live in a hole...next door to the trolls xx

Dave needs to brush off the leaves when he exits from the hole. "

Hey Lickety, it will fall off soon enough, autumn is here xx. D.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

ive got the beard

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I am a mole and I live in a hole...next door to the trolls xx

Dave needs to brush off the leaves when he exits from the hole.

Hey Lickety, it will fall off soon enough, autumn is here xx. D."

I didn't realise it was growing from his branch.

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