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Things I am now too old to do lol

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By *aravancouple OP   Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

I can't get d*unk and function normally the next day, I need at least a weekend to recover!

I can no longer pretend to like people I've become quite blunt lately.

Too old for most of the junk on TV.

I'm sure I must be too old for lots of things but I can't remember what they are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too old for an 18 to 30s holiday. Thank god

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

According to my kids everything lol

my daughter threw all my nice underwear out a while back because she said I was to old to wear it, im not allowed to buy stocking either

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Too old to wear a nappy without it being seen as some sort of kink.

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

Dont get offered the freebies as I walk down Oxford St.

Seems they are for the young only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too old to play truant from school.or go to school.lol.unless its dome kinky role pay school.lol.poppyxx

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Too old to go on Blockbusters or run away to sea.

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Too old to play truant from school.or go to school.lol.unless its dome kinky role pay school.lol.poppyxx "

Up here, playing truant is called dogging.

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston


"Too old to wear a nappy without it being seen as some sort of kink."

dont worry give it a few years you will be encouraged to wear them again

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"Too old to wear a nappy without it being seen as some sort of kink.

dont worry give it a few years you will be encouraged to wear them again

"

Not necessarily. My aunt is 91 and perfectly able to perform her own ablutions.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Too old to play football (properly)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im too old for under 30s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too old to play truant from school.or go to school.lol.unless its dome kinky role pay school.lol.poppyxx

Up here, playing truant is called dogging."

Haha I have never thought about that before. I use to go dogging when I was young

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too old to play football (properly) "

Too old to play rugby. Takes me a week to recover. (Don't tell the coach, I like getting paid)!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To old to ride a bicycle.

Remember putting a playing card in the wheels to make it sound like a motorcycle.

Those were the days. Lmao

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By *aravancouple OP   Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love


"To old to ride a bicycle.

Remember putting a playing card in the wheels to make it sound like a motorcycle.

Those were the days. Lmao "

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By *aravancouple OP   Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

I cant do four things at once, only three

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To do the splits

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"Too old for an 18 to 30s holiday. Thank god "

First thing to spring to my mind when I saw thread title: same sentiment too!

Too old to look after toddlers: I've no patience.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Play Rugby and tackle people

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"I can't get d*unk and function normally the next day, I need at least a weekend to recover!

I can no longer pretend to like people I've become quite blunt lately.

Too old for most of the junk on TV.

I'm sure I must be too old for lots of things but I can't remember what they are "

Seems to me like you've got your funeral all planned up.....!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"To do the splits "

Well ya should team up with Lickety then

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

Too old to do lots of things I actually do but fuck it, yer a long time deid!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

To join the military or become an astronaut, probably.

Otherwise, not much.

It's my fitness that limits me, not my age.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

The great thing is, we probably could do many of these things, it's just that we're influenced not to - such as someone who mentioned the age for military service etc.

I don't skip down the road as much as I used to, but don't stop doing it.

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By *aravancouple OP   Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love


"Too old to do lots of things I actually do but fuck it, yer a long time deid!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't get d*unk and function normally the next day, I need at least a weekend to recover!

I can no longer pretend to like people I've become quite blunt lately.

Too old for most of the junk on TV.

I'm sure I must be too old for lots of things but I can't remember what they are "

Do you ever really get too old to do something or is it more you can only do it badly compared to when you were younger?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm too old to give a shit lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

to old to make a sand castle, unless I have grandkids with me

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"you like it...you want it....you do it!"

and have some serious fun in the process for crying out loud!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm too old to give a shit lol"

Ditto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too old for an 18 to 30s holiday. Thank god "

I had a mate who split with a long term partner and then got with someone new, they tried booking 18-30 holiday & realised they could only go on one, she would turn 18 just before he turned 30! We giggled wildly at the "predicament"

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

Im too old to chase teenage girls around the playground.apparently.

Im only jokin I have no interest in teenage girls.or playgrounds

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare


"Too old for an 18 to 30s holiday. Thank god

I had a mate who split with a long term partner and then got with someone new, they tried booking 18-30 holiday & realised they could only go on one, she would turn 18 just before he turned 30! We giggled wildly at the "predicament""

Unlike ur friend.if im reading that right

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By *lassy pairCouple
over a year ago

Greenwich London

Hitting the big big 50 shortly and I feel ancient according to the kids, I asked then to knock on our bed room before they walk and they said you not still doing it at your age.

We might as well start digging our grave according to them

Sad but true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too old to go all night

Too old to repeat

Too old to share my bed all night wiv someone

Too old not to interject when someone is telling me something which patently isn't true

Too old to put up with people's children running round my feet

Too old to bother clubbing

Too old to listen to long diatribes of shite from ANYONE

Too old to believe everything I'm told

AND

Too old to care what other people think of me

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxhxGStoFkE

NOT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shit myself without being judged by other people for it...

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