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My springs are dodgy !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I decided to sit on my corner unit tonight, normally im in my armchair.....to find my bloody springs are dodgy....and i know who is to blame.

My bloody niece

kin..shagging on here the week i was in hospital....

How bloody dare she...i aint even doing that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a spare cushion you can borrow.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You sod off you........cushion and a bottle of glowarse is what ya mean

i will manage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

D'ya need a hand shaggin ya springs back into place...???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"D'ya need a hand shaggin ya springs back into place...??? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You sod off you........cushion and a bottle of glowarse is what ya mean

i will manage "

No honest to god its a big arse shaped cushion that is bliss to sit on no arse fiddling honest.... well not unless you doze off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You sod off you........cushion and a bottle of glowarse is what ya mean

i will manage

No honest to god its a big arse shaped cushion that is bliss to sit on no arse fiddling honest.... well not unless you doze off"

Ohhhhh yer....im def gonna doze off......not

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By *uckyinlustMan
over a year ago

manchester

Does your niece ......................

By any chance .........................

Happen to be on here ???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does your niece ......................

By any chance .........................

Happen to be on here ??? "

nope

one sex maniac in the family is quite enough

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By *irty RascalMan
over a year ago

Sutton Coldfield


"Does your niece ......................

By any chance .........................

Happen to be on here ???

nope

one sex maniac in the family is quite enough "

You could say she's continuing the family tradition, from now on anyhow. You need to test it out, so you don't feel left out..lol, invite her boyfriend round when she's not there.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"You sod off you........cushion and a bottle of glowarse is what ya mean

i will manage

No honest to god its a big arse shaped cushion that is bliss to sit on no arse fiddling honest.... well not unless you doze off

Ohhhhh yer....im def gonna doze off......not "

Gawds sake, hide the Domestos just in case you do!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You sod off you........cushion and a bottle of glowarse is what ya mean

i will manage

No honest to god its a big arse shaped cushion that is bliss to sit on no arse fiddling honest.... well not unless you doze off

Ohhhhh yer....im def gonna doze off......not

Gawds sake, hide the Domestos just in case you do!!! "

Its locked up tight

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