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"I forgot to put the front door key back on my car keys and locked myself out today, had to wait for old man to get home , what a plonker " Been there, done that......got a keysafe now | |||
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"I forgot to put the front door key back on my car keys and locked myself out today, had to wait for old man to get home , what a plonker " See husbands do have some uses | |||
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"I forgot to get my eyebrows threaded and now will go out tonight looking like a yeti " Oh my.. me too... Going to see if I can get my daughter to do it now Cali | |||
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"I've forgotten where my gazebo is and I offered it to a friend for her party on Saturday night ... it's not in the shed, or the under-stair cupboard I found one last week clearing the workshop out. Noooooooooo idea how it got there, don't remember buying it. Did you sneak your rubbish into my workshop ? " Ahhh that's where I left it ... be a darling and pop it back tonight will you | |||
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"I've forgotten where my gazebo is and I offered it to a friend for her party on Saturday night ... it's not in the shed, or the under-stair cupboard I found one last week clearing the workshop out. Noooooooooo idea how it got there, don't remember buying it. Did you sneak your rubbish into my workshop ? Ahhh that's where I left it ... be a darling and pop it back tonight will you " Errrrrrrrrrm, it went in the skip last week. Oops | |||
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"I've forgotten where my gazebo is and I offered it to a friend for her party on Saturday night ... it's not in the shed, or the under-stair cupboard I found one last week clearing the workshop out. Noooooooooo idea how it got there, don't remember buying it. Did you sneak your rubbish into my workshop ? Ahhh that's where I left it ... be a darling and pop it back tonight will you Errrrrrrrrrm, it went in the skip last week. Oops " shame really as there's a reward for it's return | |||
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"I forgot my purse when I went into town the other day. Checked keys, oyster card, ciggys and CV but no cash lol " that old one | |||
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"I forgot my purse when I went into town the other day. Checked keys, oyster card, ciggys and CV but no cash lol that old one " Cheeky I wanted some chocolate | |||
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"I forgot which hotel I'd booked! Just tried checking in - adamant that I made the booking myself - only to find I'm in one 20 miles away! Fuckwit!!! " you're not alone in such fuckwittery | |||
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"I forgot my purse when I went into town the other day. Checked keys, oyster card, ciggys and CV but no cash lol that old one Cheeky I wanted some chocolate " You've saved yourself 0.05mm on your hips so all's good | |||
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"I forgot how to punish a certain someone! But I'm sure it will come back to me " its like riding a bike ... you just sit on it and move your legs | |||
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"I forgot how to punish a certain someone! But I'm sure it will come back to me its like riding a bike ... you just sit on it and move your legs " My thighs might bruise his ears though | |||
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"The name of the Rock band who did a track with the lyrics "Forget me not" in the late 80's or early 90's " Bad English? | |||
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