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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Zombie Apocalypse!

What ya gonna do?

Run or Hide?

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford

Im going to the Winchester for a pint till this whole thing blows over... taking my chainsaw just in case though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im going to the Winchester for a pint till this whole thing blows over... taking my chainsaw just in case though

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I'm glad you asked!

Deep breath...

Here is my plan, which I have almost all in place already.

First I will befriend several unfit and/or fat people. These 'friends' will act as a buffer (or buffet) to the hordes of undead. As long as I keep enough of them close I will always have time for an escape.

Do not use fire arms!

The undead are drawn to the sound, my preferred weapon is the cricket bat. It has a good weight to it and the two different sides are both useful, the flat side for batting off several zombies, the pointed side for cracking a skull open when in combat with a single zombie. But most importantly it is a nod to my most favourite zombie film Shaun of the Dead.

I already have my hold-up location scoped out and some stockpiling has already took place. I am not going to tell you where it is as then you might steal it. I will hold up there until all the zombies have eaten all the humans and have then ran out of fuel. As I understand it they will not die but should be in a withered and weakened state at which point I, yes MEEEE! Will defeat them and take over the whole WORLDDDDD! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

after watching loads of zombie films and having a great fear for them I have already mapped out where im gonna go if this ever happens,

oh yes im ready for these mutha fucka's!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"after watching loads of zombie films and having a great fear for them I have already mapped out where im gonna go if this ever happens,

oh yes im ready for these mutha fucka's!!!"

glad I'm not the only one! I used to work in Tesco, so I always hoped it would happen while at work. Plenty of food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When life serves you zombies ...... get a baseball bat with 6 inch nails in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn't it be difficult to hold a bat with 6 inch nails?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wouldn't it be difficult to hold a bat with 6 inch nails?

Obviously you only put them in one end lol, my preferred weapon of choice would be a Katana

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my mate and I have had long conversations about what we would do, he said that if I got scratched and wounded by a zombie he would put me in a room and see how I was in a few days, he asked what i would do vice versa, I said dont worry mate id kill yoi straight away as im not taking any chances that you could turn into one haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ide dress in my Halloween attire and pretend I was one of them, then Ide take them out one by one and save the world

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

"I'm glad you asked!

Deep breath...

Here is my plan, which I have almost all in place already.

Do not use fire arms!

will you befriend me then?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I'm glad you asked!

Deep breath...

Here is my plan, which I have almost all in place already.

Do not use fire arms!

will you befriend me then?

Of course. All I require is proof of your personal best for 100 metres and then we can take this forward.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wouldn't it be difficult to hold a bat with 6 inch nails?

Obviously you only put them in one end lol, my preferred weapon of choice would be a Katana

Katana.. Good choice.. I'm short so with a team of shorties, I'd run fishing line across some heavily infested streets and watch the heads roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll cancel the milk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, I am aware this takes care of only the taller zombies hahaha

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

"I'm glad you asked!

Deep breath...

Here is my plan, which I have almost all in place already.

Do not use fire arms!

will you befriend me then?

Of course. All I require is proof of your personal best for 100 metres and then we can take this forward.

impossible on legs, and impossible in my wheelchair unless someone is pushing, so I'd be a great friend

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By *kin BohnerMan
over a year ago

derby

The zombies are here, I work with a few or is that cretins I am not sure of the difference...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its quite funny this has come up actually as we were only talking last night and Bristol city council has actually released an official document on what to do encase of a zombie holocaust lol !!!!

And in October they have a Zombie day with thousands running round the streets ! Sam wanted us to go but i said no as i would end up getting carried away and hurting someone lmao !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

RED ALERT RED ALERT

You FOOLS! - It is my bounden duty to advise you that the Zombies are already in control of Britain!

They have merely changed their name n now call themselves :-

The government!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"RED ALERT RED ALERT

You FOOLS! - It is my bounden duty to advise you that the Zombies are already in control of Britain!

They have merely changed their name n now call themselves :-

The government!

Lol have to agree, however if i ran into the house of commons lopping of heads with a katana shouting die zombie die i dont think i would last long lol !!!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Zombie Apocalypse!

What ya gonna do?

Run or Hide?"

stand and fight, are you alongside me or behind me ?

reckon if I can save the world from zombies that's just got to get me laid

he he

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By *ettering-couple76Couple
over a year ago

Kettering

"Zombie Apocalypse!

What ya gonna do?

Run or Hide?"

Judging by a majority of the locals where we live, it happened years ago, and the normals now coexsist with the zombies happily side by side. Friction only occurs when the zombies wonder into Asda in their pjs or onsies and moan incomprehensively....

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"When life serves you zombies ...... get a baseball bat with 6 inch nails in

Lol, beginners mistake, the nails will get stuck in the zombies, always use a blunt instrument to cave skills in, or an edged weapon to chop heads off.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

there hq seems to be based around city centre weatherspoons pubs I think I might be onto something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When life serves you zombies ...... get a baseball bat with 6 inch nails in

Lol, beginners mistake, the nails will get stuck in the zombies, always use a blunt instrument to cave skills in, or an edged weapon to chop heads off.

Lol as i said my preferred weapon of choice would be a katana

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"When life serves you zombies ...... get a baseball bat with 6 inch nails in

Lol, beginners mistake, the nails will get stuck in the zombies, always use a blunt instrument to cave skills in, or an edged weapon to chop heads off.

Lol as i said my preferred weapon of choice would be a katana

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as in the classic Suzuki

careful they don't drag you off it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When life serves you zombies ...... get a baseball bat with 6 inch nails in

Lol, beginners mistake, the nails will get stuck in the zombies, always use a blunt instrument to cave skills in, or an edged weapon to chop heads off.

Lol as i said my preferred weapon of choice would be a katana

as in the classic Suzuki

careful they don't drag you off it"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In Hamsterly forest in county Durham they have zombies chasing you whilst you jog, just to make you run faster!.

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By *r-Cum-AgainMan
over a year ago

Whitefield

Haha, funny u asked this question...

I just had a dream a few nights ago where i was being attacked by zombies.

i started running down my street to get away from one, and then, i noticed myself surrounded by them! so i freak out a bit, then out of now where i start doin michael jackson's thriller dance XD. amazingly they all start dancing with me!

When i woke up from that dream i just started laughing.

thank god for my awesome dance moves haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im going to the Winchester for a pint till this whole thing blows over... taking my chainsaw just in case though

i agree but i will take condoms just case someone gets emotional and needs a cuddle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going to shag ourselves to death if u got to go that's the way to do it u welcome to come over here and join us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Going to shag ourselves to death if u got to go that's the way to do it u welcome to come over here and join us

forget winchester im off to kettring

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Zombie Apocalypse!

What ya gonna do?

Run or Hide?

stand and fight, are you alongside me or behind me ?

reckon if I can save the world from zombies that's just got to get me laid

he he"

well the world will need repopulating...Will just be doing my bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I feel fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I feel fine"

lol x REM

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And I feel fine"

I had that in my head when I wrote it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I feel fine

I had that in my head when I wrote it

great song isn't it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I feel fine

I had that in my head when I wrote it

great song isn't it!"

that's great it starts with a earthquake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I feel fine

I had that in my head when I wrote it

great song isn't it!

that's great it starts with a earthquake "

also live orange crush, is that what its called??x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When life serves you zombies ...... get a baseball bat with 6 inch nails in

Lol, beginners mistake, the nails will get stuck in the zombies, always use a blunt instrument to cave skills in, or an edged weapon to chop heads off.

I prefer something more Norse.. A Thor-esque sledgehammer or maybe a good old fashioned double headed axe.. A halberd would be equally usefully as it keeps the stench of rotting zombie further downwind too...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I feel fine

I had that in my head when I wrote it

great song isn't it!

that's great it starts with a earthquake

also live orange crush, is that what its called??x

no just orange crush there is also the one i love plus man on the moon etc great band

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

"Im going to the Winchester for a pint till this whole thing blows over... taking my chainsaw just in case though

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I feel fine

I had that in my head when I wrote it

great song isn't it!

that's great it starts with a earthquake

also live orange crush, is that what its called??x

no just orange crush there is also the one i love plus man on the moon etc great band "

Those songs remind me of the west end bar in brum x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stay and fight!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I feel fine

I had that in my head when I wrote it

great song isn't it!

that's great it starts with a earthquake

also live orange crush, is that what its called??x

no just orange crush there is also the one i love plus man on the moon etc great band

Those songs remind me of the west end bar in brum x"

lol x bloody hell that's a blast from the past were you a Sam wellers chicken as well lol x

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