FabSwingers.com forum: Colourful Insults

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"May the antler of a caribou become lodged in your grandmother's vagina".

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Once upon a time in land a not so far away.....Yeah life's not a Fairy Tale. Suck it up,get over it, and move the fuck on already.

The End.

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

An old arab insult was " May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits." Strange considering camels don't have fleas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always like to say "Wanker!" with a grin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thank you for highlighting the obvious you nonsense jabbering fuckstick" was the last inventive one I used online. I talk less in real life lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

""Thank you for highlighting the obvious you nonsense jabbering fuckstick" was the last inventive one I used online. I talk less in real life lol"
Can I adopt that term please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Thank you for highlighting the obvious you nonsense jabbering fuckstick" was the last inventive one I used online. I talk less in real life lolCan I adopt that term please?

It's all yours, I'm a quotes machine, i should make a living from it hehe

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

I just love the scene from In Bruges....

"You're an inanimate fucking object!"

Priceless!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"You have all the charm of a flatulent chimp."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boil on the arse of humanity,

Wouldnt piss on you if you were on fire

Fuckwit

Wankstain

numbnuts

and others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

also love the old chinese insult

"May you live in interesting times"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

may youre next shit be a hedgehog!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Felcher boy

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