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1000 ways to die,

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By *ong-legged-diva OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Fleetwood

No one really wants to exit this world too soon, but if you did go how would you want it to happen? In your sleep in old age, or some kind of blaze of glory?

My friends say I'll be buried in my car as no one will be able to cut me out of the wreck. Personally I'd rather go out like red dwarfs Dave Lister, at the ripe old age of 181, choking while trying to take a bra off with my teeth.

What about you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to die in bed with my best FB

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Ok as much as death is upon us....I really don't want to think how I am going...however I hope that it's quick and painless...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a perfect world I would like to die in my sleep, to avoid pain and causing upset to others.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Balls deep in Angelina Jolie....

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By *ong-legged-diva OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Fleetwood


"Balls deep in Angelina Jolie.... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mid orgasm.....actually make that end orgasm,don't want to miss any of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walking across the school playing field and being felled by the undercarriage of a Boeing 787 falling on me.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

without pain in my sleep

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By *ofakindCouple
over a year ago

Running with Monkeys

My grandma passed away peacefully in her sleep, unlike the kids screaming in the back of her car!!!

Jokes aside I seem to think I may be killed by a truck... I have no idea why but it's something I've felt since I can remember

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

with my fella in bed together

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

I want to die in my sleep like my father.

Not screaming in terror like his passengers!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has long as i die happy knowing ive a great life i dont really care how i go ..it happens to us all at somepoint x

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By *iles3659Man
over a year ago

Stafford

Let me die a youngman's death

not a clean and inbetween

the sheets holywater death

not a famous-last-words

peaceful out of breath death

When I'm 73

and in constant good tumour

may I be mown down at dawn

by a bright red sports car

on my way home

from an allnight party

Or when I'm 91

with silver hair

and sitting in a barber's chair

may rival gangsters

with hamfisted tommyguns burst in

and give me a short back and insides

Or when I'm 104

and banned from the Cavern

may my mistress

catching me in bed with her daughter

and fearing for her son

cut me up into little pieces

and throw away every piece but one

Let me die a youngman's death

not a free from sin tiptoe in

candle wax and waning death

not a curtains drawn by angels borne

'what a nice way to go' death

Thank you Roger McGough

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By *ong-legged-diva OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Fleetwood

I'd like it to be peaceful in my old age, but with my track record it's likely to be doing something monumentally stupid, had one or two close calls already

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol


"I'd like it to be peaceful in my old age, but with my track record it's likely to be doing something monumentally stupid, had one or two close calls already "

lol .. would love to hear about them !

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

I will die knowing I have lived my life to the full, not missed an opportunity to enjoy myself, having been good to my fellow humans and probably having the best sex ever with you OP!

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By *ong-legged-diva OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Fleetwood


"I will die knowing I have lived my life to the full, not missed an opportunity to enjoy myself, having been good to my fellow humans and probably having the best sex ever with you OP! "
sounds good to me!

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By *ong-legged-diva OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Fleetwood


"I'd like it to be peaceful in my old age, but with my track record it's likely to be doing something monumentally stupid, had one or two close calls already

lol .. would love to hear about them ! "
the worst one would be mountain biking, came of at high speed head first into a lump of concrete, no helmet, split my head down to the skull and flat lined in the ambulance, not a nice experience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

with the close shaves I've had through stupidity, I'm going to have one of those deaths that make the Darwin award.

ah well as long as the punchlines are funny at my funeral and on my headstone I don't care

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Without fear or regret doing something worth while like saving another.

Or as Dave Lister said " im goin out the same way i came in. Kicking and screaming. If Death comes near me, i'm gonna rip his nipples off"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would have to be an adrenaline fuelled exit - plane crash , car crash ....natural disaster even . Just can't picture myself dying of old age but knowing my luck that's exactly what will happen ...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not bothered by the method so much as there are very very few 'painless' ways to go.

What worries me most is having a sudden and unexpected death - without the chance to say goodbye or tidy up any affairs (or hide the porn stash/internet history, lol). It scares me to think that someone can be driving home, planning what to have for dinner/do that evening then 10 seconds later you are dying in a wreck. 10 seconds previously the world was good and you were going to live to 85 surrounded by grandkids etc

Google 'dumb ways to die' for a wonderfully charming song (really!) about this!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not bothered by the method so much as there are very very few 'painless' ways to go.

What worries me most is having a sudden and unexpected death - without the chance to say goodbye or tidy up any affairs (or hide the porn stash/internet history, lol). It scares me to think that someone can be driving home, planning what to have for dinner/do that evening then 10 seconds later you are dying in a wreck. 10 seconds previously the world was good and you were going to live to 85 surrounded by grandkids etc

Google 'dumb ways to die' for a wonderfully charming song (really!) about this!!!!"

Surely a sudden / unexpected death is better than a slow lingering death?

I would prefer mind that bus, what bus?, SPLAT than gasping away like a fish out of water

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By *yphoon1Man
over a year ago


"I want to die in my sleep like my father.

Not screaming in terror like his passengers!! "

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By *ong-legged-diva OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Fleetwood


"Not bothered by the method so much as there are very very few 'painless' ways to go.

What worries me most is having a sudden and unexpected death - without the chance to say goodbye or tidy up any affairs (or hide the porn stash/internet history, lol). It scares me to think that someone can be driving home, planning what to have for dinner/do that evening then 10 seconds later you are dying in a wreck. 10 seconds previously the world was good and you were going to live to 85 surrounded by grandkids etc

Google 'dumb ways to die' for a wonderfully charming song (really!) about this!!!!

Surely a sudden / unexpected death is better than a slow lingering death?

I would prefer mind that bus, what bus?, SPLAT than gasping away like a fish out of water"

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

shot by an angry father when he finds me in bed with his gorgeous 21 yo triplet daughters ps I will be @ 97

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By *exycleanerWoman
over a year ago

pontefract

no a sudden death is hard to deal with my niece found out yesterday her father in law passed away suddenly at work the day before and its nearly 10 yrs since her own mother came home from work and found her dad dead in bed .the pain that caused is awful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like to die saving someone else's life.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I won't live to be an old lady, I just don't want t to hang around in pain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fighting ninjas (or robots, or robot ninjas) in the moonlight, and after that an atomic bomb goes off, and as the blast is about to turn me into ash, right at that moment a meteorite comes down and destroys the planet.

That's what I want. I just needed to think of what song I'll go out to

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I am Methuselah

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By *bovethekneeCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire / Herefordshire

Jokes aside I can relate to that. All my life I have 'known' that I will die alone of a heart attack. No idea why as I am fit and healthy.

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

Passing through the event horizon fully conscious and head first! Could be a quite entertaining moment of ????!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tired

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your the kind if friend every person should have. Respect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sent floating out on a calm sea in a man made raft from a beautiful Caribbean island as life slowly n peacefully ebbed away from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Your the kind if friend every person should have. Respect "

Who, me? Aw thanks

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By *uud 4-funMan
over a year ago

Dartford


"I want to die in my sleep like my father.

Not screaming in terror like his passengers!! "

Damn, I was hoping to use that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not bothered by the method so much as there are very very few 'painless' ways to go.

What worries me most is having a sudden and unexpected death - without the chance to say goodbye or tidy up any affairs (or hide the porn stash/internet history, lol). It scares me to think that someone can be driving home, planning what to have for dinner/do that evening then 10 seconds later you are dying in a wreck. 10 seconds previously the world was good and you were going to live to 85 surrounded by grandkids etc

Google 'dumb ways to die' for a wonderfully charming song (really!) about this!!!!

Surely a sudden / unexpected death is better than a slow lingering death?

I would prefer mind that bus, what bus?, SPLAT than gasping away like a fish out of water"

But if we said that you are going to die today, this saturday (could easily happen if you are in a car today) who would you want to say goodbye to? Imagine not beung able to say it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a marginally brighter note;

Oh shit, ever forgot what you were meant to post, anyone?

It was something to do with barbeques n stuff ........cremation, yeah, that's it; on Nepal's Sun Kosi river - white water rafters don't die - they end up in a hole - bit ultimately on a BBQ!

morning peeps

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