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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

can of -average

lynx spray-above average

sure spray-getting bigger

remote control-big

tube of jaffa-bloody show off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Giant tube of Jaffa Christmas edition- elephant dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me measuring at sky remote or above apply here for guaranteed sex xxx

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By *ompip3Couple
over a year ago

Paisley

Tube of Pringles???

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Giant tube of Jaffa Christmas edition- elephant dick

"
Otherwise known as lying bastard who likes photo shop too much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stood next to a horse for comparison.....AVOID!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But what they dont say is hidden end of remote is level with ass hole which equals tiny cock

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Little known fact that einsteins famous equation E=MC2 is about cock size,,

E= endowmen

M= measured length (actual,,)

C= Capacity to exaggerate 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always remember to take an inch or 2 of the size that people state lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Little known fact that einsteins famous equation E=MC2 is about cock size,,

E= endowmen

M= measured length (actual,,)

C= Capacity to exaggerate 2

"

made me spit my coffee out laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone got another tape measure I could borrow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Giant tube of Jaffa Christmas edition- elephant dick

Otherwise known as lying bastard who likes photo shop too much. "

how about a AAA battery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Giant tube of Jaffa Christmas edition- elephant dick

Otherwise known as lying bastard who likes photo shop too much.

how about a AAA battery "

Or an argos pen?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Giant tube of Jaffa Christmas edition- elephant dick

Otherwise known as lying bastard who likes photo shop too much.

how about a AAA battery

Or an argos pen? "

no that's just showing off

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'm waiting to see someone on Dragons Den with a collection of doctored household objects....

'This looks like a common Sky remote, but has been shrunk down so that it is 3" shorter than the original, on a similar line is this ruler, where each inch is actually on a 3/4" scale....'

Dougall Bannantyne, 'I get the concept, but I don't see a market, I'm oooot,'

The lady who looks a bit like Richard III, 'join a swinging site and you'll see the market.'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm waiting to see someone on Dragons Den with a collection of doctored household objects....

'This looks like a common Sky remote, but has been shrunk down so that it is 3" shorter than the original, on a similar line is this ruler, where each inch is actually on a 3/4" scale....'

Dougall Bannantyne, 'I get the concept, but I don't see a market, I'm oooot,'

The lady who looks a bit like Richard III, 'join a swinging site and you'll see the market.'

"

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

What about a tube of smarties for comparison? Brings a new vibe to the term smarty pants!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We nearly had an official 'measurer' at the Kent social last weekend - except she forgot her tape measure and had to rely on semi accurate guesswork!

Maybe there should be a facility for club owners to perform an in house measuring service and provide 'certified' verifications, based on a 'Fab' approved scale utilising industry standard guidelines and quality control tested equipment!

Although that might lead to widespread profile editing in a lot of cases!

Or maybe people could just realise fun isn't measured in inches (or cm for the younger, metric crowd!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We nearly had an official 'measurer' at the Kent social last weekend - except she forgot her tape measure and had to rely on semi accurate guesswork!

Maybe there should be a facility for club owners to perform an in house measuring service and provide 'certified' verifications, based on a 'Fab' approved scale utilising industry standard guidelines and quality control tested equipment!

Although that might lead to widespread profile editing in a lot of cases!

Or maybe people could just realise fun isn't measured in inches (or cm for the younger, metric crowd!) "

its ok by me a AAA battery is the same size all over the world

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I've seen some that have been photo-shopped or even used 'stunt doubles' on their profiles!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've seen some that have been photo-shopped or even used 'stunt doubles' on their profiles!"

what ! even for a AAA Battery lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Little known fact that einsteins famous equation E=MC2 is about cock size,,

E= endowmen

M= measured length (actual,,)

C= Capacity to exaggerate 2

"

This man won the thread.

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By *ild imaginationMan
over a year ago

Basildon


"Giant tube of Jaffa Christmas edition- elephant dick

Otherwise known as lying bastard who likes photo shop too much. "
pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tattoo on my willy says Ludo when limp and Llandudno when semi erect

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"Maybe there should be a facility for club owners to perform an in house measuring service and provide 'certified' verifications..."

I did see a club somewhere where only guys with something like 8'' plus length could attend, and I think they did validate members attendance and specifications. I'd perform a part-time job as measurer and fluffer, if required.

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By *abads121Man
over a year ago

Havant/london

Run and hide lol

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