FabSwingers.com forum: Fanny

By *urvywelsh OP Couple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

...farts. Love 'em or hate 'em. Personally I laugh when I do them and so do the guys.

Come on, spill the beans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they can certainly raise a smile because they are so wrong

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By *_MariusMan
over a year ago

Currently Faraway

Is that when you squeeze the creampie out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just hate them when I do them

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By *urvywelsh OP Couple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

"they can certainly raise a smile because they are so wrong

But they can't be helped tho.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not really bothered by them anymore. Used to get really embarrassed by them though lol.

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By *_MariusMan
over a year ago

Currently Faraway

Vaginal flatulence (I looked it up yes ) is the emission of air from the vagina. It may sound wrong but at least it doesn't smell wrong.

I guess it makes sense with all the thrusting that poor women have to go through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vaginal flatulence (I looked it up yes ) is the emission of air from the vagina. It may sound wrong but at least it doesn't smell wrong.

I guess it makes sense with all the thrusting that poor women have to go through

It's you men that ram the air up there. Awkward positions don't help either they trap the air

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By *ike74Man
over a year ago

newport

Don't worry about it just laugh and get back on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually find it humourous to induce them

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By *_MariusMan
over a year ago

Currently Faraway

"Vaginal flatulence (I looked it up yes ) is the emission of air from the vagina. It may sound wrong but at least it doesn't smell wrong.

I guess it makes sense with all the thrusting that poor women have to go through

It's you men that ram the air up there. Awkward positions don't help either they trap the air "

LMAO naughty

true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

still..itd be great to light a match at one..

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Look on the bright side, got to be a nice tight one to fart loudly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"still..itd be great to light a match at one.."

Well that would get rid of any hair that may have been missed with the razor. lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Silent ones watching people walk into after laid are always amusing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How rather apt this topic pops up tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"still..itd be great to light a match at one..

Well that would get rid of any hair that may have been missed with the razor. lmao

Not at all!

Fanny farts are just produced when the vagina is expelling air that was pushed in ( and therefore odourless) through sexual intercourse.

Anal farts on the other hand come from within and are a byproduct of digestion (and that is why the stink).

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"still..itd be great to light a match at one.."

I ain't having a naked flame near my bits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate the word ' fanny ' and the word ' fart'

When it happens it happens I don't stop to have a giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theres one position dave tries to get me into sometimes cos he knows it makes me do them. I try to avoid it at all cost but we end up messing around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love a good fanny fart because you know the enjoyment is there and the laughter starts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Asda has them on offer this week! £4 99 but one box get another half price

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By *urvywelsh OP Couple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

"How rather apt this topic pops up tonight

Hehe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be embarrassed

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"they can certainly raise a smile because they are so wrong

Hey, if you stuff the air up there then you can just flippin' live with it when it comes back out again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"they can certainly raise a smile because they are so wrong

Hey, if you stuff the air up there then you can just flippin' live with it when it comes back out again! "

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By *_MariusMan
over a year ago

Currently Faraway

Good God...I do love some of these discussions

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By *urvywelsh OP Couple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

"they can certainly raise a smile because they are so wrong

Hey, if you stuff the air up there then you can just flippin' live with it when it comes back out again! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"they can certainly raise a smile because they are so wrong

Hey, if you stuff the air up there then you can just flippin' live with it when it comes back out again! "

sounds like a lilo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How rather apt this topic pops up tonight

Hehe.

I just giggled, not sure if it was an embarassed giggle or what

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look on the bright side, got to be a nice tight one to fart loudly

wondered why mine were so loud!! lmao

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I can't stop laughing, especially when they start and you can't stop them

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

i reckon thats why a bloke farts after sex too ..... all the air trapped in the womans fanny gets pushed up the mans japs eye and forced round so he has to fart after sex

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By *urvywelsh OP Couple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

"i reckon thats why a bloke farts after sex too ..... all the air trapped in the womans fanny gets pushed up the mans japs eye and forced round so he has to fart after sex

Do men need an excuse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i reckon thats why a bloke farts after sex too ..... all the air trapped in the womans fanny gets pushed up the mans japs eye and forced round so he has to fart after sex

Yep! That sounds scientifically plausible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It depends most of the time yes feel little embarrassed but laugh and carry on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The singer Joss Stone once said on interview that one should fart on a first date and thus get the embarassment out of the way, she was only seventeen when she said that! Out of the mouth of babes eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you fanny fart and it echos then you know your a big girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i reckon thats why a bloke farts after sex too ..... all the air trapped in the womans fanny gets pushed up the mans japs eye and forced round so he has to fart after sex

I don't!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"i reckon thats why a bloke farts after sex too ..... all the air trapped in the womans fanny gets pushed up the mans japs eye and forced round so he has to fart after sex

That'd be a hell of a long way for it to have to be forced lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I couldn't care less, couldn't paint a red face on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i reckon thats why a bloke farts after sex too ..... all the air trapped in the womans fanny gets pushed up the mans japs eye and forced round so he has to fart after sex

omg!!! thats the best laugh i've had in ages...

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